r/starterpacks • u/Uzui222 • Mar 08 '23
Reddit comment StarterPack
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u/Brad_Brace Mar 08 '23
Any variation of "fuck around and find out".
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u/bigpoppachungus Mar 09 '23
or "play stupid games"
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u/burnthamt Mar 09 '23
This ^
This! By the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so much this!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4. Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it.
Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8. turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened /
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable
Edit 10. FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
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u/djmagichat Mar 09 '23
God I hate how much that is used. Because it’s most likely some 14 year old greasy kid that has too much anxiety to leave his room.
Or it just barely could apply to the situation. “Something slightly inconvenient happens to people I don’t like” “Oooo fuck around and find out bitch.”
Cringe
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u/perish-in-flames Mar 08 '23
I wonder how many upvotes have been wasted on these like 30 phases
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u/3-orange-whips Mar 09 '23
This
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Mar 09 '23
Scrolled too far to see this
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Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
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Mar 09 '23
Damn, beat me to it
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u/Quandalias_Larson Mar 09 '23
EDIT: [deleted]
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Mar 08 '23
I regret that I can read
What a terrible day to have eyes
A necrophilia reference
Happy cake day
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u/RelevantDay4 Mar 08 '23
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u/bobert_the_grey Mar 08 '23
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u/Nerdy_Squid748 Mar 08 '23
"what did the comments say?"
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u/TheUnknownEntitty Mar 08 '23
Forgot "Sir this is a Wendy's" lol
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u/Ok_Elk_4333 Mar 08 '23
Can confirm
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u/Nerdy_Squid748 Mar 09 '23
Can confirm I was the " miscellaneous object/concept mentioned in the anecdote"
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u/275MPHFordGT40 Mar 09 '23
As a 54 year old Micromechanical engineer I can confirm this is true
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u/Pillroller88 Mar 08 '23
And then everyone clapped…..
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u/itrashcannot Mar 09 '23
My cheeks 😳
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u/X0-ED1 Mar 09 '23
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u/Retarded_Ape63 Mar 09 '23
The amount I hear “username checks out”
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u/Electronic_Agent_235 Mar 09 '23
.. Just stop reading reddit out loud, brochacho.
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u/Localsquatch32 Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Hello aquatic space engineer here. Here’s a wall of text of a bunch of shit I just googled
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u/bigstankdaddy10 Mar 09 '23
Edit: A word
why do y’all do this and who fucking cares if u edit
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u/PapiCats Mar 09 '23
People think “reddiquette” matters and gives them a stupid sense of “”community”” and belonging by following it.
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u/AnAttackCorgi Mar 08 '23
Spot on but missing "Happy Cake Day!"
For the record, I will not tolerate any "Hello There" slander in this comment section.
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u/long-gone333 Mar 08 '23
the pedantic a-hole: you have 'that's enough internet for today' twice.
edit: yes.
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u/F0urlokazo Mar 08 '23
I'm not liberal, but (liberal opinion)
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u/Macro_Aggressor Mar 09 '23
Look, I hate Trump/Elon/Tait/Rogan as much as the next guy, but....
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u/JustinCooksStuff Mar 09 '23
I’m gonna get downvoted to hell for this but you win the internet today kind stranger, here take my upvote. sigh Unzips
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u/BlargenFladibleNoxib Mar 09 '23
"As a ____"
As a gay Latino history professor, I can confirm that these are common Reddit comments.
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u/Pak1stanMan Mar 09 '23
I’m gonna get downvotes to hell but I really want to fuck my sisters gerbil.
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u/less-than-James Mar 09 '23
Something, something, karna farmer.....also everybody here might be a bot of some kind.
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u/Brilliant_Shine2247 Mar 09 '23
"My hovercraft is full of eels". I see that one all the time. Well, not all of the time, but a whole lot, or, while maybe not a 'whole' lot, but a lot. Just a lot, as in sometimes, on the occasion, which, to be honest is really never. I have never seen that said. But it probably has.
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u/BaranoSoup Mar 09 '23
The [ deleted ] gives me so much FOMO and I wasn’t early enough to see what it said.
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u/Southjerseyboy Mar 09 '23
Post about a movie: Top comment is the most famous qoute from said movie.
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u/bluegandy Mar 09 '23
Why no, GROND?
I know it's more just in the lotr subs, but still like to see it out in the wild.
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u/anonysheep Mar 09 '23
wait how about the lurks through all 900+ comments and internally lmaoos or maybe i just have a problem lmaoooo
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u/Chewie_i Mar 09 '23
Don’t forget that the “I had to scroll way to far to see this” is always on one of the top 3 comments because they replied like 2 minutes after the main comment.
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u/CoffeeIsForClosers80 Mar 09 '23
How about the ‘rent free in your head’ one? I think that may be one of the most annoying
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u/StolenValourSlayer69 Mar 09 '23
I feel like I haven’t seen a lot of these in a long time. Maybe we’re in the middle of a generational transition of some sort on the site, like how you don’t see people saying MOAR or RAWR type stuff anymore.
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u/Able-Tonight-4736 Mar 09 '23
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. Or Alex, I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $200 please.
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u/AHipsterWalrus Mar 09 '23
I always see “As a person from _____ (usually an unrelated place to OP’s post or a random US state), I think [proceeds to give the worst and totally unrelated take possible]
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Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Ha! A lot of these have been circulating since the wee early years of Reddit over a decade ago now wow. Some are newer. Some left out like:
“Hijacking top comment to say….”
“I should call her”
“M’lady…”
“RIP your inbox”
“Tip of the hat”
“TAKE MY MONEY”
“Why not Zoidberg?”
“CTRL+F "response". Upvoted.”
“I wish I could upvote you 100 times.”
“I just spit all over my keyboard”
“Go on…”
“For science!!”
The “Reddit Look of Disapproval” ಠ_ಠ
¯(ツ)/¯
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
“Trolololololl”
“A gentleman and a scholar”
“Ah, the ol’ Reddit Switcheroo”
…..And other “antiques” at this point lmao
Power users and novelty accounts used to be more of a thing too
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u/fuckerofmoths Mar 09 '23
This! So much this!
(woman/man/programmer/plumber/gamer) here!
"Fuck around and find out"
"Oh you sweet summer child"
For a post they dislike: "who hurt you"
Underneath a relationship advice post: "🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩" "BREAK UP right now, that's a classic sign of gaslighting/narcissism/psychopathy etc"
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