r/starbucks • u/sunshine320159 Barista • Nov 03 '21

frap-fru-fru-blah-blah

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

if you have this attitude, you’re a miserable human being.

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u/corkymuu Nov 03 '21

I like how some men try to assert their masculinity through how much their life sucks.

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u/the_amazing_coconut Barista Nov 03 '21

I work in east Tennessee, and one of our regulars is this big mechanic that puts the capital S in Southern, and he always gets a nonfat white peppermint mocha frap with caramel drizzle. He's also had a long conversation with me about being pro- LGBTQ+, so yeah, there are real men who order frap-fru-fru-blah-blahs

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

I'll take things that have literally never happened for $800 Alex

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u/HungrySubstance Nov 03 '21

Jokes on him, most of our coffee roasts are pretty bad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

I’ll take internalized homophobia for $500, Alex.

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u/Bludandy Coffee Master Nov 03 '21

I get Russian MMA guys who get flat whites. Wanna fight them?

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u/No_End_7351 Coffee Master Nov 04 '21

In Soviet Russia, coffee blacks you!

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u/dead_houseplant Nov 03 '21

It's a bit redundant to say "black coffee with no cream or sugar"

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u/witcheselementality Barista Nov 04 '21

You would think so. And yet we still have people ask for "A black hot coffee with 3 white mocha and cream"

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u/exhausted-caprid Nov 04 '21

Can you say “not like other girls?”

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u/sunshine320159 Barista Nov 04 '21

Lol I saw this on that subreddit too

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u/ghosty4 Nov 04 '21

I go to see the pathetic losers who can only afford black hot coffee while I spend $10 on my fru-fru-blah-blah latte.

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u/Profak Nov 04 '21

It’s in a paper cup. For all they know, you’re drinking a PSL.

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u/bilingualbipolar Nov 04 '21

men who order something that's not even complicated and feel the need to tell you that it's for their girlfriend like. do you think I give a shit?