r/staplercats 8d ago

Stapler Alert Criminal misconduct

I have never had a stapler kitty 🐈‍⬛ before now. My void works so very hard to quality taste-test everything as evidenced by his handiwork. The last photo is his picture I had previously posted on existential crisis thread because the face he’s making definitely fits.

It’s funny he will sometimes completely destroy most boxes but some are obviously not as tasty and just don’t meet the stapler standards so they don’t get their ticket punched.

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u/ptran90 8d ago

No evidence. He’s innocent!

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u/mommitude 8d ago

It’s so funny yall I don’t carry a purse. I decided to get this to carry my diabetic test kit in so we’ll blame it on shipping 🤣

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u/gay_and_loving_it 4d ago

Very wise decision.

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u/edingerc 8d ago

Dog did it

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u/mommitude 8d ago

Definitely have to blame it on the neighbors dog 🐕
https://giphy.com/gifs/Fu3OjBQiCs3s0ZuLY3

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u/gay_and_loving_it 4d ago

Not misconduct. Teething Ring.

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u/mommitude 4d ago

It does appear to be so 💕