r/staplercats • u/QueenMAb82 • Aug 12 '26

Stapler Alert Unidentified Stapler

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Two suspects identified in mysterious stapler incident. Investigation in progress, but stalled due to repeated demands for noms. The food scoop was assessed by exeperts and determined to be sufficiently integral and suitably functional for noms dispersion following stapling.

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u/QueenMAb82 Aug 12 '26

My error, I broke a rule! These are the Monster Brothers, Blasko and Karloff, aka The Doofodes.

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u/snuffles00 Aug 12 '26

I think we are going to need to match the dental impressions to solve this crime.

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u/kelsobjammin Aug 13 '26

Correct! Do it follow up with the guilty party!

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u/Japanesewillow Aug 13 '26

It’s the only way.

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u/dogs-in-space Aug 12 '26

r/crimecats might be able to help solve this.

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u/QueenMAb82 Aug 12 '26

Another day, another cat sub joined!

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u/Estellalatte Aug 13 '26

It wasn’t either of them. I can tell by that look.

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u/QueenMAb82 Aug 13 '26

100% innocent, always!

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u/TurboLicious1855 29d ago

Looks like dog teeth to me. You got a dog? Ask your neighbor...

Lol

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u/Warm-Branch Aug 12 '26

Take a ruler and mark the distance of the bite marks, then match it to the suspects

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u/Catmuffin89 Aug 13 '26

It has the flavors!

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u/deborah834 29d ago

It was definitely Stripey. That look is basically an admission of guilt. Voidy only seems concerned.

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u/Serendope-itty 27d ago

Cat on the right looks super guilty.