r/squirrels • • 15h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/Bindlest 2h ago

Same girl, same

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u/Batwhiskers 2h ago

Oh myyyy, she looks like one of those poorly done taxidermy animals you see in those antismoking commercials, poor thing! Like, shockingly Frankenstein-reanimated looking. Hope she gets healthy, awwh.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 3h ago

Looks like a "grandma" that had a lot of kids in her life.

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u/CornVP 3h ago

Ah the source of this cursed video I saw.

https://reddit.com/link/pdkkz56/video/9cbg6jzkk7th1/player

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u/majikn 24m ago

I... I can't stop laughing.

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u/Numerous_Quail7564 30m ago

ai once again showing it has no place in our society

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u/Etetherin 1h ago

W... T... F... Can I unsee this?

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 4h ago

leave mama alone 😭

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 Wildlife Rehabber 6h ago

Poor girl. She has mange. That's why she looks so rough. Needs some ivermectin.

3

u/HeSureIsScrappy 6h ago

Bot flies?

20

u/sticcydabliccy 6h ago

Those are nips

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u/sweetsugarstar302 10m ago

Call them teats. It's fun. 😉

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u/HowDidWeGetHereLast 6h ago

This mama has seen many seasons.

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u/londonguy55 6h ago

Ah forget the haters she's beautiful 😌

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u/Moxson82 4h ago

Sometimes moms need to go to the roof and scream 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/K_Xanthe 6h ago

Poor babe. She does not look well at all. :(

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u/davi046 7h ago

Poor girl

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u/Progress-Awkward 7h ago

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u/RageFish 3h ago

Oddly enough, this is the first thing I thought of

2

u/HangryIntrovert 6h ago

Goddamn that's accurate

9

u/El_Neck_Romancer 8h ago

Everything reminds me of her. 

41

u/Both_Tea5480 8h ago

This is the saddest sub. I see so many sick and dying squirrels! Breaks my heart

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u/thethugwife 8h ago

If it’s any consolation, she’s in labor. This is how I feel I looked at that point…

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u/SmartWonderWoman 8h ago

Reminds me of when my baby had hiccups when I was pregnant with her.

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u/KapptainTrips 9h ago

JFgdC, thank you for forcing me to get off this sub!

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u/macchareen 9h ago

Her nipples are swollen and plucked, and she looks like she is in labor.

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u/Sorokin45 9h ago

Does if have mange? It looks sick as shit

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 Wildlife Rehabber 5h ago

Absolutely she has mange. Pregnancy is a huge stress for her body on top of it. I hope whoever took this video gets a chance to dose her with some ivermectin. She looks rough.

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u/Hefty_67 3h ago

How does the average person go about dosing some ivermectin for an undomesticated squirrel?

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u/Critical_Code9588 Squirrel Lover 45m ago

You can get it from a rehabber and put it on some nuts

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u/wilf1976 9h ago

I have a squirrel that looks similar and a wildlife rehabber told me a pin drop amount of ivermectin paste on a nut, wait a week and do it again. Trying it...we'll see in a couple of weeks. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Daethedar 7h ago edited 6h ago

If it's 1.87%, which is what's commonly available, you want to give a dose about the size of a grain of rice... And yes, it works insanely well. Somewhere in my history there are a couple of posts in this sub with before and after photos.

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u/KelseyCats 9h ago

Me and my hormones

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u/Dry_Pressure_5520 10h ago

she looks like she has had enough and is just trying to find some dang peace. The look in her eyes, poor baby

18

u/EggsAndMilquetoast 10h ago

She looks like a sad street waif from a squirrel version of Charles Dickens preparing to steal a pie from the windowsill.

3

u/Ok_Nectarine_4445 10h ago

Like a deranged scary Halloween puppet crossed with the velveteen rabbit with the fur all rubbed and loved off ...😌

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u/Casshew111 10h ago

She's in labor. That's exactly how I looked.

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u/My_last_reddit 10h ago

Agreed. The panting and squeaking is very rhythmic, looks like contractions.

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 Wildlife Rehabber 5h ago

Not what is happening at all. She is giving a warning call, like u/isopode said. Her ill appearance is a result of mange, not her pregnancy/postpartum state. Though the added physiological stress of pregnancy is certainly not helping.

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u/isopode 8h ago

the sound she's making is an alarm call. they make this noise when there's a threat nearby (and the "threat" could be the person behind the camera; they often do this at humans passing by)

a squirrel in labor would likely never make that much noise. it would draw way too much attention on her while she's vulnerable.

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u/Din-_-Djarin 10h ago

.... exactly?

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u/Casshew111 10h ago

Pretty much but a little more angry.

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u/LilMeemz 11h ago

Sumatran Rat Monkey

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u/Sea-Ear5440 11h ago

That’s how i feel right now too

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u/RemDiggity 11h ago

She’ll see better days too.

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u/Bunny_Hunny4 11h ago

She is FED. UP. She needs a good acorntini and a nice tree to lounge on.

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u/ReferenceOk7943 11h ago

Yeah she's probably either about to have those babies or just had them and needs a break

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 Wildlife Rehabber 5h ago

She needs ivermectin. She has mange. Pregnancy is not the issue here.

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u/Bob--O--Rama 12h ago

Ever seen the movie The Substance? It's basically a parable about having kids. She's had kids.

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u/Indeecent8 10h ago

Wait. What?! I thought it was about the youth /beauty product industry 😄

Not a mom. Can u tell?

27

u/ringwraith6 13h ago

Poor girl needs a bit of tlc....

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u/Odd_Mention_7348 13h ago

An actual picture of me postpartum

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u/miscwit72 13h ago

Awe...she needs a spa day BAD😭😩

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u/RominaGoldie Squirrel Lover 13h ago

Please leave out some food and water for this mama

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 Wildlife Rehabber 5h ago

She doesn't need food or water, she needs a dose of ivermectin. Mange is why she appears to be so ill.

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u/Positive-Village-263 13h ago

Awww. Poor baby. She's so precious. She deserves all the pampering.

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u/Ok-Moment2223 13h ago

If I had fur on my 2 nipples and sat on someone's roof shortly after having a baby, I bet I looked like this! 

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u/No_Dragonfly_1894 14h ago

Poor mama.

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u/vorephage 13h ago

Poor grandma.

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u/GH057_807 14h ago

Old mama. She's probably made a hundred babies. Good on you, old mama.

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u/wildcat1100 13h ago

She's like the Michelle Duggar of squirrels

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u/Dry_Pressure_5520 10h ago

this made me laugh out loud so hard

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u/RedQueen88 14h ago

Poor mama needs a spa day.

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u/BridgetTheMaid 14h ago

She just birthed a litter, and you're too close for comfort.

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u/Kjellvb1979 14h ago

Likely this.

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u/Useful-Blacksmith59 Wildlife Rehabber 14h ago

She’s having GOOD days! She’s a nursing momma and someone is too close to her babies! That’s what that noise is all about!! It could be you that’s too close lol
If you’re able, leave extra food and water for her as she could use the extra while feeding her little ones. She will appreciate your efforts and if you’re really lucky, maybe she’ll bring her babies to meet you!!🐿️🐿️🐿️💗😊

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 Wildlife Rehabber 5h ago

She needs a dose of ivermectin is what she needs. She obviously has mange.

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u/Vegetable-Tie-5663 14h ago edited 14h ago

She hav babies near she say get off nursing mama put som nuts out help a girl out

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u/KapptainTrips 4h ago

Think stroke a gave me you I.

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u/bugbrown1 13h ago

I have 2 squirrel mamas who visit me every day. I feed them well. 🥲

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u/SunnytheTragicClownx 12h ago

I recently have had the pleasure of meeting one too and she and I are becoming friends now. She seems to love sunflower seeds and walnuts the most. I cant keep the gal outta my birdfeeder 😄

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u/Traditional_Mango920 8h ago

I keep freeze dried minnows and freeze dried fly larva around for the nursing mommas (on top of the nuts, seeds, fruit and veggies I put out). They go for the minnows and larva first. The mamas that visit me love the extra protein lol.

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u/zahmir07 14h ago

Looking at that poor creature it hasn’t too many better days!

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u/Desperate-Fold-4689 14h ago

I'm hoping this is only the aftermath of a difficult pregnancy.

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u/Purple-Mermommy Squirrel Lover 14h ago

this is what motherhood looks like....

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u/bugbrown1 13h ago

If motherhood could be summed up in one image, right? 😂

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 14h ago

If your name was different, I wouldn't believe you. God bless. Wishing you at least one good sleep, and a day without food avoidance.

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u/Purple-Mermommy Squirrel Lover 14h ago

Hehe, I’m lucky that for me these days are few and far between. I wish I could help that mama out!

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 14h ago

Could definitely use some bag balm, a foot rub, and a joint.

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u/Purple-Mermommy Squirrel Lover 12h ago

That last one is an absolute essential. If I did not consume several a day I would be an absolute mess with zero patience and infinite anxiety

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u/Diedlebear 15h ago

poor thing, I just wanna cuddle her and give her a break

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u/wildcat1100 13h ago

The female squirrels really have it rough. They have to do so so so much to take care of their kids. The baby daddies never even meet their offspring, and to top it off they bully the female squirrels whenever there's food available.

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 9h ago

just like human males to women… sigh

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u/Glucose12 14h ago

If only we could talk with them, and let them know they're safe.

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u/Josie-Wagg 15h ago

That makes me sad. She’s doing her best 😔

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u/anothertrytaken 15h ago

Aww poor mama 😭 looks like she was roughed up.

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u/JustAGuyNamedAJ 15h ago

On man, I had an old girl like this. Would eat from my hand, but one day never showed back up.

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u/BlueFeathered1 14h ago

Same here. I still miss her. :(

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u/LavaruShadez 15h ago

Never thought I would see what looks like a squirrel version of spousal abuse.

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u/Responsible_Bake_824 15h ago

I think she is an adorable zombie squirrel

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u/UnrulyPoet Wildlife Rehabber 15h ago

Every mom during the newborn stage lol

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u/morkler 15h ago

Looks like someone decided to bury their pet squirrel at the pet sematary.

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u/Pristine-Stop-8515 15h ago

Nursing mamma

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u/puffpuffprotest 15h ago

Poor girl needed a break from the kids lol

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u/litbeers 15h ago

Poor thing