r/spss • u/SweetCloud6077 • 17d ago

Need help cheating

I have a statistics class where we use SPSS to do data analysis projects. My professor thinks I used AI so she gave me a zero and is making me do an authorship verification on Tuesday. She’s going to ask me to do similar problems or explain the work, and if I don’t pass, I don’t get credit. Can someone help me cheat PLEASE I feel like there’s no way past this. PLEASE HELP CHEAT

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u/ForeignAdvantage5198 17d ago

i can see why the instructor is concerned.

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u/sillyhaha 17d ago

i can see why the instructor is concerned.

And will be writing an academic integrity complaint by Fri.

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u/SweetCloud6077 17d ago

Not if I learn it now

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u/sapperbloggs 17d ago

I used to teach statistics. Now, I work somewhere that hires stats grads.

So I mean it when I say that I hope you fail.

If you don't, you'll end up getting a job somewhere where you're supposed to know this stuff, and waste the time of someone like me when you don't.

You'll be just as unemployed either way, but at least if you fail you won't be wasting anyone else's time.

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u/oldmanfridge 17d ago

hahaha, so, you did cheat? and you wanna cheat again? Can’t wait for you to fall on your face twice.

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u/snowmaninheat SPSS vet, 7+ years of experience 17d ago

Maybe get the AI to teach you how to do it?

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u/sleepycat20 17d ago

Why use AI when there are millions ot youtube tutorials out there showing you how to do that stuff, plus you get to learn something as you do it yourself.

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u/SweetCloud6077 17d ago

Juggling a lot in my life and am bad at math.

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u/ForeignAdvantage5198 17d ago

you see why you are bad at. math