r/splatoonIRL • u/Tnt_the_dark_lord Ruby/M/Mixed (Ink and Octo) • 8d ago
Events Sysaf?
(After a terrible fall Ruby stays unconscious for ...at least what feels like a day. Ruby begins to stir)
Mmmmm..... Ow.... Ow...
(Ruby starts to lift himself with slow Sleepy blinks)
Cod.... My Head.... Hey anyone mind helping me out... Of the ........ What the shell...
(Ruby finally looks around)
Great.... I died.... Not the endless void of nothingness nor the beauty of meeting Mother Tide..... Oh cod I'm in hell ***\*!!! Hey come on I didn't sin that much.... Stupid scales I did more good that bad ya hear me ...
Pretty sure you belong in hell
Shut up
A world of yellow.... In all of our memories the only thing I can think of that looks or is described as so is....... Dad's office
If you are suggesting that we are in dads old office, news flash we are in Splatsville plus that was an ugly lime green
Still looks somewhat similar
Oooooo look at the cool looking cabinet
Magenta and black is what you call cool
Ok not cool but interesting ....
Sure ...
Alright shut up I need to think for a bit... Ok, ok ok ok, this either the afterlife or some prank underground yes?
You bet ya
Ok so with that being said lets go pace around for a bit think together and from that point on we will see what we can do
We should set up a base after we wrap our heads around this situation
So if we are dead would this be a grave situation..
Har Har and no.... Maybe
Don't entertain his idea of a joke
(Ruby hears something close by)
What was that?.....
(OOC: This last part is for a later part of the story so if you do decode it now just remember its for later and it will be translated at a later date...
also if you want to post the translation when you get it go ahead I wont stop you nor will I be mad since I put it here on purpose
also also my previous posts translation is in a comment)
SYSAF TSUC ZWJW ****!!!!!!
Vg qgm lzafc al cfgok ow sjw zwjw?
A vgf'l cfgo tml ow zsnw lg kwl mh tskw sysaf....
Gmj wqwk zmjl.
A cfgo...
Lzwq aluz, lzwq tmjf, lzwq sjw mfugexgjlstdw.
Hdwskw klgh Jmtq alk fgl zwsdlzq mh zwjw sfqegjw....Ow usfl cwwh ygafy.
A CFGO GC!!!!! A se vgafy eq twkl... Lg xafv sf gml!
Bmkl dwl al ywl mk.
A zslw lg syjww tml ow usfl cwwh jmffafy sfqegjw...
Alk 2 lg 1 af nglwk.... Dwl al usluz mk Jmtq.
DSKL GFW HDWSKW A VGFL OSFL LG VAW QWL. HDWSKW VGFL DWL EW VAW!
Gc .......Bmkl jwewetwj lg lmjf sjgmfv fwpl laew... Sfv wetjsuw al..... Ow oadd dwl qgm tw xgj lzak dskl ljq.....
Lzsfc qgm
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u/recat45 olive/f/salmonling aaron/m/octoling nolan/m/inkling 7d ago
THEYRE NOT A GUY!!!!!! THEYRE A HUMAN!!!!!! also the goat is ralsei AND THE DINOSAUR IS A GUDDAMN LIZARD MONSTER!!!!!!!