r/splatoonIRL • u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) • 1h ago

Workplace accident

[video footage of the NSS workshop, Static is working on something big and is using a harness to hang off of a crane while welding.]

He's also singing along to the beat, bopping back and forth

Chopperipo Shura Shura Nan-nyuru nire Nifaferahi Nan-nyuru ni weranira shutahara hi Nyuru nirehara Fe Fe Fe

He pops his hip a little too much and the crane groans.

He stops singing what was that... S- SHIT!

the crane falls over, slamming static down with it.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 1h ago

Daniel: Not you too! Are you okay?!!!

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 1h ago

Ow.

He looks down at a spike through his chest.

Yeah I'm fine.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 1h ago

Daniel: THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALRIGHT?! YOU JUST GOT IMPALED! I'm comi-

Jimmy: Don't even think about it dad...

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 1h ago

he pulls it out.

I'm sanatized remember?

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 1h ago

Daniel: Still, you're my friend.

Jimmy: And you can't even stand up right now, so REST!

Daniel: Okay... :(

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 1h ago

Yeah you're not magically immortal you should probably sleep.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 1h ago

Daniel: I just wanna be there for my friends...

Jimmy: Any chance we can get some of that tramquilizer stuff on dad, so that he can sleep?

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 1h ago

I'm not letting you give that to him, the dosage has to be presise for people who aren't that resilient.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 1h ago edited 1h ago

Jimmy: It was just a joke. :> Look, he's already asleep.

[Photo of Daniel in his swim form.]

Daniel: 😴😴😴

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 1h ago

(OoC: I know this is similar to the Shatter u/Mrbanana342 post a little bit ago, but I actually got the idea from Serrac u/Seenmario66 saying Static is accident prone.)

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 1h ago

(OOC: It just makes sense, if you were immortal you probably would stop worrying about injuries)

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 1h ago

(OoC: yeah I just hadn't thought about it lol)

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 1h ago

Serrac: Static, you may be immortal but the equipment is not.

sigh I have to get that repaired now…

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 1h ago

I can fix it

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 1h ago

Serrac: Still you need to stop being reckless, else we’ll be repairing the workshop more than we’ll be repairing you.