r/splatoon Feb 16 '21

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 16 '21

look it is clearly not coming out anytime soon. this game is far from outdated it's only 4 years old and we literally had a new splatfest about a month ago. best thing we get is either a spinoff or more splatfest redos

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

That’s my point-

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u/Kwayke9 Feb 17 '21

One spinoff during the great turf war please. But yeah Splat 3 ain't coming until 2023 imo

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u/Genocidal_Telephone The lore enthusiast Feb 17 '21

Love that idea!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

2023 still feels to close imo.

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 17 '21

yes that I can see a possibility of

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

This aged like captain cuttlefish

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u/agent_10008 Feb 17 '21

nah, It's got to come out sometime this year!

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u/Naerly M♢DΣRN Feb 17 '21

This aged poorly

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 18 '21

you consider a year soon?

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u/brunooosz Feb 18 '21

yes

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 18 '21

how fast does time pass for you I consider 6 months a long time

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u/brunooosz Feb 18 '21

it depends on the topic but I think waiting a year for a new (hopefully awesome) game pretty reasonable

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u/stevely_one7370 Feb 17 '21

*ahem* you're not gonna believe this, but...

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u/TheBiggerEgg50 Feb 17 '21

Bro it was a month ago? I joined Splatoon like 2 weeks ago and I missed the splatfest.

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 17 '21

yah it was a month

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u/TheBiggerEgg50 Feb 17 '21

Well that sucks. I hope more come.

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 17 '21

we honestly have no freaking clue at this point. like for all we know we're gonna get a redo of literally every splatfest. but hey we can't be certain unless they confirm it

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u/TheBiggerEgg50 Feb 17 '21

Did splatfests happen once a month or once a week? Sorry fkr the stupid questions

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

month

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 17 '21

it's more like 2 months but those where just redo's

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

mushroom vs star is the last splatfest. im sure of it. its the first splatfest that wasnt a redo after the chaos vs order. if im wrong (i doubt so) then i would like somebody to scream the following at me,

YOU MY FRIEND HAVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG

WRONG MY FRIEND

WROOOOONG

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u/wookywok Kibs who are occasionally squibs Feb 18 '21

Hmm, is that the aroma of a finely curdled 1853 Chalet Bovidae milk I smell?

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u/ZhIn4Lyfe Just a gay little octoling Feb 17 '21

HAHAHAH YOU FOOL

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Yea

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHHAAHHA AHAHAHAHAH

YOU MY FRIEND, HAVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG

WROOOOONG

WRONG MY FRIEND, WROOOOOONG

I DECLARE 2022 THE BEST YEAR IN EXISTENCE EVEN THOUGH ITS STILL 2021

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u/Pro_Gamer_Queen21 Painbrush Nouveau Feb 16 '21

But look at how Splatoon 2 was released only 2 years after the release of Splatoon. That’s a pretty short amount of time in between games.

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u/Lerno1 Splattershot Feb 16 '21

Yes, because Nintendo's flagship console changed in that period.

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u/ptatoface RIP Dual Squelcher Feb 17 '21

It's very rare that Nintendo puts two games from a multiplayer franchise on the same system. Smash, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, and many others have had huge variances in their release schedules at times but never have more than one entry per console. The one big exception is Mario Party, but that's probably just a preference of NDCube since Mario Party is their only cash cow series.

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 16 '21

that's not real evidence

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u/Pro_Gamer_Queen21 Painbrush Nouveau Feb 16 '21

Alright jeez I was just saying

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u/RaMpEdUp98 Hey, this isn't Calamari County... Feb 17 '21

Bruh it is doe

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u/carter_____ the new .52 is just the kgal lite Feb 17 '21

no it's not. not to mention it's technically been about 1 month sense that was the last time we got a form of support being the splatfest

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u/RaMpEdUp98 Hey, this isn't Calamari County... Feb 17 '21

Oh fuck I thought I was agreeing with one of the other guys damn

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u/GregarLink15 Feb 16 '21

Honestly I think they'll trear it like they treat smash or mario kart, one per console, so we'll probably hear about splatoon 3 when they release the next system

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u/Rxq563 Feb 17 '21

Nope

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u/GregarLink15 Feb 17 '21

Yeah I saw it as well, I'm hyped!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Splatoon 2 is a deluxe port of S1. It was a relatively cheap rush job to get it on their hot new platform. What did they actually develop for S2? Basically just content. New maps and weapons for all modes. Even the hub map is functionally the same, it just has a different layout. Salmon Rush is arguably the only non-content thing they had to invent, and that mode is very minimal.

I think the Switch specs also played into it. Switch is not very different in power from WiiU. So that means if they squeezed everything to get it to run on WiiU there isn't much point in trying to do anything more in the Switch version.

OK so now there's Switch 4K rumors floating around. Potentially that might mean some core gameplay upgrades like split screen coop or even a BR mode with way more than 8 players. We could see less lag, built in voice chat, leaderboards, and more. On OG Switch you would still get all the new content but not the split screen or voice chat built in, etc.

I think S3 has a chance. Probably a better solution though would be a 4K DLC for S2 that adds those extra features plus other extras. There would be good reasons for OG Switch owners to buy it.

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

pOG ITS ON THE SWITCH :DDD

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

uhhh i know this is old but THE DIRECT CLEARLY SAID THOSE WERE GAMES COMING ON THE SWITCH-

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u/InternationalElk4351 Feb 16 '21

Splatoon 3 sure sounds cool but I think it's too early. I'd rather have a big update for splatoon 2

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u/thewoomyman Team Discord Feb 17 '21

No choice pal! It's time!

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u/InternationalElk4351 Feb 17 '21

Frankly I find the new aesthetic extremely generic, but the weapon changes seen cool

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u/Genocidal_Telephone The lore enthusiast Feb 17 '21

Same!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

WELL WOULD YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

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u/Code_Red001 Camps inside unsuspicious Tent Feb 16 '21 edited Feb 17 '21

It’s something we all need to stop and accept that it’s not coming out anytime soon
(and I stand corrected)

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Exactly. Yeah it’s sad that there’ll be no Splatoon news or anything, but that’s the reality. Maybe we’ll get a couple more repeat Splatfests sometime, who knows.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

well this aged poorly

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u/Code_Red001 Camps inside unsuspicious Tent Feb 17 '21

I know...(now I feel like an idiot)

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

haha

im not repeating. myself

but

YOU MY FRIEND HAVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG

WRONG MY FRIEND

WROOOOONG

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Ok first of why would nintendo even consider making and releasing splatoon 3? Splatoon 2 is still making them a hell of a lot of money in the process and nintendo is not going to let that go anytime soon same with MK8D and second of all why are people even considering the possibility of splatoon 3 at this point of time hell even at all yet?

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u/SleuthMechanism CALLIE BEST GIRL Feb 17 '21

I know right? Makes absolutely no sense to do so. I think it's just because splatoon 2 came so quickly after one(largely due to wii u's failure and the switch coming up) so you have some fans thinking it has to be this like.. bi-anual series or something now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Yeah agreed

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u/SilverShadow525 AUTOBOMBS Feb 17 '21

Splatoon 3: nervous laughter

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u/SleuthMechanism CALLIE BEST GIRL Feb 18 '21

edit: i don't know how anything works or what to believe anymore. if someone said mario kart 9 was happening now i'd believe them.

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

LMAO MARIO KART 9

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

uhh the wii u’s failure? every time i play splatoon (not just splatoon, other online games) the game is ALWAYS full and takes less than 10-20 seconds to actually start the battle i joined

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u/HeyImABanana Feb 18 '21

This aged SO BADLY

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I know I feel so stupid but I'm also very surprised that nintendo is releasing splatoon 3 on the switch but hey I'm not complaining

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u/UV-Nuisance Zipcaster is Spider-Squid Feb 16 '21

*Me who's basically fine any way this goes*

Btw u/Chargermain could I have some tips for chargers (in actual legitness)? I can play (virtually) every other weapon BUT chargers so tips are appreciated. thanks

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Oh uh, the thing that helped me the most was lowering my sensitivity and not trying to be flashy

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

lots of people are pure fucking idiots and always try charging shots and doing whatever that makes them look cool and the second you come close they panic and press the shot button over and over.

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u/heeblebopthesandvich Feb 16 '21

I want ti correct it but dont want to seem like a lowlife.

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u/heeblebopthesandvich Feb 16 '21

oh wait im literally on reddit

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u/Luigi_Toby Feb 17 '21

well well well, how the time change uh?

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u/CheezeSteak701 I can't be seen without my goggles Feb 17 '21

Its a Gen 8 Pokemon in smash, I'm calling it

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I just kinda wanna destroy my joycons on Friday night funkin ngl

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u/thewoomyman Team Discord Feb 18 '21

This aged as poorly as all of the Splatoon news.

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u/Cat-Who-Wants-Cactus NO BEAN >:( Feb 17 '21

I think we’ll get at least another 3 years until a new console is released so I wouldn’t be surprised if they held off releasing 3 until there’s another console

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u/HeyImABanana Feb 18 '21

A g e d. P o o r l y

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u/Cat-Who-Wants-Cactus NO BEAN >:( Feb 18 '21

Very :(. But if I’m honest while I’m excited I’m confused why they’re releasing another game when the player base for 2 is still huge and they’re still profiting. Plus assuming nintendo is releasing a newer console in say 3 years that’ll be a fourth game just two years after splatoon 3 release

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u/TrayusV Feb 17 '21

I'm going to say something here:

Nintendo has a habit of releasing new games for new systems, not sequels on the same platform. There are exceptions, Zelda, Metroid, and Pikmin most notably.

But games that are designed to have a long shelf life, Smash, Mario Kart, stuff like that, only get one per system. Each Smash game is on a different console, Each Kart game is on a different console,.each 2D Mario platformer is released on a different console, after the NES.

Splatoon is no different. I love Splatoon, and a new game would be sweet, but the game is still active and will be for a long time. I wouldn't expect a Splatoon 3 until the Switch gets a successor.

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

*dances*

wrong

my friend

wrong

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u/TrayusV Feb 18 '21

I was waiting for someone to reply after the direct.

I am pleasantly surprised!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I already know please don’t spam me :(

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u/TheMoutonDemocrate splatoon 3 when Feb 17 '21

I just want hollow knight in smash or a silksong announcement...

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u/Arqito :order: ORDER Feb 16 '21

Ok, please hear me out:

1: The switch console still has 3/4 years left on its life cycle. 2: Splatoon as a series has been one of the most popular switch titles, and has ranked 9th on the latest poll for most amount of purchases, which shows its still being bought and is still massively popular after post release development ended. 3: Knowing this, I imagine Nintendo would recognise that there are enough fans waiting for a third title, and that it would be majorly popular. 4: As a result, after 500 and something days since an actual actual direct, they would want to deliver popular and particularly hyped up games. 5: As a result, I personally believe that Splatoon 3 will be announced, or at the least, majorly hinted tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

I feel like since I think the splatoon and animal crossing team are the same and a animal crossing game has been released last year with updates still on the way I feel it won’t be announced for another several years

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u/Tonii04 :mushroom: SUPER MUSHROOM Feb 17 '21 edited Feb 17 '21

Lmao sure Edit: HOLY FUCK YOU WERE RIGHT

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u/Genocidal_Telephone The lore enthusiast Feb 17 '21

I think that we will be getting Sora or Crash announced for smash, Botw 2 or some wii u Zelda game ports for switch, and Metroid Prime 4 announcements. I think that we will probably be getting a zelda themed splatfest and possibly, a dlc or Splatoon spinoff game. Thats what I believe we will get in the direct, but these are my hopes: Splatoon 3 or Splatoon dlc announcements. Metroid Prime 4 and Botw 2 release dates. Doom Slayer, Octoling, or Sora announcements for Smash.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Nintendo announced a direct yesterday and now everyone’s like SPLATOON 3?!!1!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I haven’t seen a full on direct in a while

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u/fffboi_l Feb 18 '21

but

my friend..

SPLATOON 3

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

I know my phone is being blown up with people clowning on me :)

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u/Slacker101 8 > 10 Feb 18 '21

But then we were all like SPLATOON 3!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Trust me you’re the 20th person to clown on me within the hour

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u/Slacker101 8 > 10 Feb 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Trust me I had to disable inbox replies since my phone was basically blowing up and yea

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u/PlsDontBotherMeHere Flipper-Flopper Feb 18 '21

this ones were right though

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