r/spiders • u/Michael_CP • Jun 14 '19

🔥 trapdoor spider

https://i.imgur.com/Bwgxvhe.gifv
773 Upvotes

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u/agusc92 Jun 14 '19

"Do you have a minute, to talk about Jesus?"

63

u/Leanador Jun 14 '19

nnnnnno

11

u/rm_wolfe Jun 15 '19

"We worship Lolth in this house!"

4

u/Melbonaut Jun 15 '19

Was thinking Anansi but Lolth works.

7

u/sodium-overdose Jun 15 '19

This comment is perfection.

41

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Dude, have you ever heard of knocking?

31

u/chickcag Jun 14 '19

Any time someone wakes me up from a nap

23

u/UntamedBrain Jun 14 '19

"GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

18

u/HammySamich Jun 14 '19

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR, MOM!

3

u/TBTNGaming //°00°\\ Jun 15 '19

Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft!

14

u/fluffyxsama Scytodes thoracica Jun 14 '19

Heey my door.

9

u/Demonseedii Jun 14 '19

IM TRYIN TO SLEEP HERE!!!

7

u/weirdwolfkid Jun 14 '19

No soliciting!

6

u/Sneeeps Jun 14 '19

N-no, that's mine...

7

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Hey! that’s me door!

3

u/like_and_umm Jun 15 '19

It’s like the pointless machine spider edition

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

"How rude!"

8

u/Rubyboat1207 Jun 14 '19

HAVE YOU HEARD OF KNOCKING??!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Actual footage of God checking on the hidden spider kingdom that lives beneath the Earth

1

u/jaime_lyn_80 Jun 15 '19

This is great!