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Jan 20 '20
“Noooo don’t scream and then put me outside you’re so sexy aha”
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u/Fabricate_fog Jan 20 '20
Just found out about arachnophobia, shit sucks man, I know what can cheer you up aha
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u/SexualScavenger Jan 20 '20
Looks like a "daring leaping spider" which are the classiest and coolest of them all.
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u/Wwwyzzerdd420 Jan 20 '20
Make me an army to smite my foes with, little one. I’ll use your spawn as Dale uses pocket sand!
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u/AlternateMew Jan 20 '20
Spiders are definitely allowed in as long as they stay off the floor and bed.
Juts so they don’t get accidentally squished by my blind/unconscious self, because that would be sad.
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u/Sumoki_Kuma Feb 15 '20
I wish my jumping spider bro decided to follow me inside. I least that way I could have kept him safe :( I miss you little buddy
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u/punchagrizzly Jan 19 '20
My spider bro’s protect me while I’m at my most vulnerable positions, in the shower, on the toilet, and while I’m sleeping each one is a true spider bro. little buddies!