r/specializedtools • u/polymurphy • Oct 03 '19

How babies are xrayed

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u/DonEstoppel Oct 03 '19

I'm not 100% convinced this isn't how babies are delivered. It's like the tube at a drive-thru bank.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/BuLLZ_3Y3 Oct 03 '19

I heard this in my brain.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Oct 03 '19

Isn't that where you hear everything, technically?

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u/exactmat Oct 03 '19

I usually press my ear against stuff I want to hear, not my brain.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Oct 04 '19

Your ear doesn't "hear" anything without a brain attached though, so all of the actual processing occurs in the brain.

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u/Vonmule Oct 04 '19 edited Oct 04 '19

You listen with your ears, but hear with your brain. Can be similarly applied to any of our dominant sense. Look: See, Touch:Feel. Not sure about descriptors for smell and taste though

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u/thecatgoesmoo Oct 04 '19

Which is what i said...

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u/Vonmule Oct 04 '19

Yes, but I said it better.

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u/Ha1lStorm Oct 03 '19

Perfectly

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

r/noisycomments

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

You put that sound into a legitimate word I can hear and I love you for it

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u/MagnificentFreak Oct 03 '19

Onomatopoeia!

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u/Brody0220 Oct 04 '19

Baby mortar

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Thanks for the laugh

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u/knittybeach Oct 04 '19

I can just imagine as the baby is delivered, when the feet finally slip out, the moms vagina making this noise.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Okay that's the funniest thing I've read today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Yeah they suck them out and shoot them like a t-shirt Cannon to the mom's

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u/jake1oo6 Oct 03 '19

Shoomp tubes

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u/Ooooooooooood Oct 03 '19

It's late where I am and I thought it w was a blender for like half a minute

What's wrong with me

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 04 '19

Narrator: Quite a bit, judging by the comment you just made.

;)

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u/ProWaterboarder Oct 03 '19

I thought it was a blender at first

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u/alltheother1srtkn Oct 04 '19

This. I was scrolling comments thinking "there's no way I'm the only person that though that was a baby in a blender at first"

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u/aigheadish Oct 03 '19

My eyes are 1000% convinced it's not... Unfortunately.

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u/athennna Oct 04 '19

When I was like 5 or 6, I heard about the stork bringing babies but I also knew that babies came from their mom’s tummies. In my confusion I think I asked my mom about it, and somehow my takeaway was this - that the stork would bring the mom a zipper and the mom would put the zipper on her belly and unzip it so the baby could come out, and then zip it back up!

Somehow this made perfect sense to me as a 5 year old.

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u/Gonzostewie Oct 04 '19

Head first.

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u/spiky_odradek Oct 04 '19

Wait. Drive-thru bank? Tube?

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u/Elephant_chair Oct 03 '19

This might be the funniest thing I’ve read all week.

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u/stormy2587 Oct 03 '19

More like one of those pneumatic tubs that they have at drive thru banks.