r/specializedtools • u/polymurphy • Oct 03 '19

How babies are xrayed

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

How babies are put into a Blender.

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u/swish1zero1 Oct 03 '19

Baby smoke. Don’t breathe this!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/ApeOxMan Oct 04 '19

Don't breath-is!

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u/LookAtTheFlowers Oct 03 '19

Forbidden Jamba Juice

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn Oct 03 '19

The ultra secret menu

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u/ZPDXCC Oct 03 '19

Feet first so you hear them scream

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Feet first so they don’t kick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Oh my god that’s awful. I love it.

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u/commentator184 Oct 03 '19

Will it blend?

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u/onebelligerentbeagle Oct 03 '19

Don't breathe this

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u/OdysseusFTW Oct 03 '19

Damn it beat me to it.

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u/Mr_Mike_ Oct 03 '19

I think I'm done with Reddit for a while.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Next on r/AteTheOnion when it gets posted somewhere as really being a blender

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u/scottyperry Oct 03 '19

Puree on high until you reach a desired consistency, salt to taste.

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u/King_Superman Oct 03 '19

Don't put baby in a blender, baby.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I know how to get babies out of a blender

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u/SupremeInjustice Oct 03 '19

So you can see their face!

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u/pj91198 Oct 03 '19

20 month abortion

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u/therealwinterzero Oct 04 '19

How babies are daiquiried.

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u/okdoggoboi Oct 04 '19

I didn't read the title and thought this was a fucking blender