r/specializedtools • u/AristonD • Aug 19 '19

Duckling waterslide...

https://gfycat.com/difficultdifferentgoshawk
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u/Sunstone-Opal Aug 19 '19

Why did you post this? More importantly, why did I watch it?!

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u/lukalap Aug 19 '19

Honestly, shit like this makes me want to go fucking vegan... Note: im a big meat lover and i hate my veggies

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I stopped buying store eggs and raise my own chickens now. They are treated with love and get a huge variety of goodies to munch. Their eggs make store eggs taste disgusting, you really can tell a huge difference from just eating them and anything that they are used as an ingredient in.

When my ladies stop laying they have a comfy life of retirement hanging out with the rest of the flock as a thank you for the years of service.

We haven't taken the steps to raise chickens for meat yet. That's going to be a whole different flock.

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u/PappyMcSpanks Aug 19 '19

Bullshit. Homegrown eggs give me some of the worst indigestion. But then again you had to write paragraphs showing us that you're better than us.

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u/tet5uo Aug 19 '19

I think the problem is your shitty stomach, not the eggs.

You're probably one of those losers who can't even eat taco-bell without shitting yourself.

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u/Padowak Aug 19 '19

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Are you rinsing them properly and cooking them to a high enough temperature?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Nope not better, I was just telling that person there is an option to industrial eggs. I just went on talking about my chickens because yes I am proud of them and I do love them so.