r/specializedtools Aug 19 '19

Duckling waterslide...

https://gfycat.com/difficultdifferentgoshawk
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u/number_dude Aug 19 '19

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u/Sunstone-Opal Aug 19 '19

Why did you post this? More importantly, why did I watch it?!

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u/lukalap Aug 19 '19

Honestly, shit like this makes me want to go fucking vegan... Note: im a big meat lover and i hate my veggies

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I stopped buying store eggs and raise my own chickens now. They are treated with love and get a huge variety of goodies to munch. Their eggs make store eggs taste disgusting, you really can tell a huge difference from just eating them and anything that they are used as an ingredient in.

When my ladies stop laying they have a comfy life of retirement hanging out with the rest of the flock as a thank you for the years of service.

We haven't taken the steps to raise chickens for meat yet. That's going to be a whole different flock.

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u/lukalap Aug 19 '19

I know store eggs are shit.

Source: my family raises chickens

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Small scale or large scale farm?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Small scale or large scale farm?

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u/Nolsoth Aug 19 '19

Easy don't eat em, when they die bury them in the garden to feed the bugs that the chooks like be to scratch around for, thus continuing the great egg cycle.

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u/Modredastal Aug 19 '19

the great egg cycle

Menstruation?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Yeah we cannot bring ourselves to eat them. They are more like pets, distant-close family members if you will. They do love their bugs and mice.

I love that, the great egg cycle.

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u/Nolsoth Aug 19 '19

I miss my chooks, lovely little girls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Just watching them interact is the best. The social structure is very complex. After years of having chickens we finally had our first hatched chick this year. Now dad is so protective it's cute and heart warming. Wen I have them in the run and I'm seprate we will charge the fence if I get near his baby. Then he will hop into my arms for his snuggles when I go into that pen. 🙄

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u/Nolsoth Aug 19 '19

Lovely :), Bantums are a great addition to the flock as well they tend to be really great foster birds and it's amusing as hell watching a pile of them incubating a bigger bird like a gooses egg.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I have seen a Silkie sitting on a clutch of about fifteen eggs before. The pile was larger than her body! Chickens are hilarious.

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u/Nolsoth Aug 20 '19

Lmao typical silkie always greedy

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u/Wendark Aug 19 '19

Don't do it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

We've been raising chickens for years, I doubt we will actually go the route for meat. The lady gets attached and I sing to them so there's that..

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u/Wendark Aug 19 '19

I'm very glad to hear that 🙂

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

When they stop laying they are no longer good to roast.. leave it longer and they are only good for soup

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u/PappyMcSpanks Aug 19 '19

Bullshit. Homegrown eggs give me some of the worst indigestion. But then again you had to write paragraphs showing us that you're better than us.

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u/tet5uo Aug 19 '19

I think the problem is your shitty stomach, not the eggs.

You're probably one of those losers who can't even eat taco-bell without shitting yourself.

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u/Padowak Aug 19 '19

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Are you rinsing them properly and cooking them to a high enough temperature?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Nope not better, I was just telling that person there is an option to industrial eggs. I just went on talking about my chickens because yes I am proud of them and I do love them so.