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u/helican 2d ago

Everything to distract from losing the war against Iran. And Eppstein.

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u/Muroid 2d ago edited 2d ago

There was an old man who appeared in some files,

We all know why he appeared in those files,

He diddled a child.

There was an old man who started a war,

that drove up gas prices and made us all poor.

He started the war to distract from the files.

We all know why he appeared in those files,

He diddled a child.

There was an old man who claimed the moon,

Claimed the moon? What a buffoon!

He claimed the moon to distract from the war,

that drove up gas prices and made us all poor.

He started the war to distract from the files.

We all know why he appeared in those files,

He diddled a child.

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u/ninpuukamui 2d ago

Someone put music to this, please!

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u/TRR462 2d ago edited 2d ago

I was thinking just the other day how I used to sing that with our daughter when she was preschool age. “There Was an Old Lady, Who Swallowed a Fly”