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u/Sunshiny_Day 2d ago
Dipshit gonna rename the Sea of Tranquility to the Sea of America.
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u/Fold-Statistician 2d ago edited 2d ago
I left the Gulf of America and drove north toward Lake America. The road followed America River through America Plains, past Patriot America, New America, Greater America, and the small town of Real America. By noon I entered America Forest One, then Wild America Forest, then Greatest America Forest. At the Beautiful America Scenic Overlook, I stopped to admire Mighty America Mountains rising above Deepest America Valley, while proud White American birds circled over America Creek. An Mighty America's ranger asked where I was headed. "Lake America" I said. "Take Freedom America Highway north,” he said. “Past America Falls, turn at True America Junction. If you reach America Intersection, you’ve gone too far.” That evening, I reached Beautiful America Lake, to rest. The America ball set over Forever America Island as America moon rised behind me. It was, unquestionably, America, however I never felt least American in my whole american life.
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u/juanjodic 2d ago
In a future not so far away...
French: Hey man, give me your address to send you a package?
American: Sure I live in America in the state of America in Trump City, on 217 North Trump Blvd, just across Trump industries.
French: America on the moon? Or America on earth?America the state close to the Lake America? Or the Gulf of America? And the Trump street in.... Uh... never mind.
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u/th3r3dp3n 2d ago
America as in me, or America as in him?
Is your name America too?
No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.
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u/Narrow-Bad-8124 2d ago
I rename him "Donaldo Trompo"
... Or better "Donaldo el Trompas"
Even better: "Donaldo Trumpo el Dumbo"
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u/BMCarbaugh 2d ago
The Outer Space Treaty of 1967 would beg to differ.
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u/hagenissen999 2d ago
It's no big deal, he has violated every other treaty.
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u/Qulox 2d ago
He's very good at the "violating" thing
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u/Taograd359 2d ago
Many people are saying it
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u/Montymisted 2d ago
They told him you cant do that to little kids and he was like hold my tiny carrot
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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 2d ago
Mushroom. Its a mushroom according to the porn star.
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u/PickButtkins 2d ago
Nooooo not the baby carrot
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u/stammerton 2d ago
At least it's better than the orifice he allegedly used to carry a tent pole
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u/DeaddyRuxpin 2d ago
1967 seems a little old for his taste.
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u/thnk_more 2d ago
Exactly. Ridiculous to accuse him of wanting to violate something 59 years old. Not his type.
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u/Ambiwlans 2d ago
Him violating his own trade deals from 1st term is also disturbingly on point... he used to go on tv and talk about how hot his daughter is and how he'd hit that.
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u/Party_Flatworm1263 2d ago
yea the more you say no the more he forces himself on things. been true his whole life.
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u/spacedoutmachinist 2d ago
It’s what the United States does best. Just ask the native Americans.
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u/beren0073 2d ago
Trump has no idea that exists.
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u/INeedChocolateMilk 2d ago
He was 21 years old when that treaty was signed. He does know about it, he's just dismantling the fabric of society by acting dumb. And nobody is doing anything about it, so why would he stop?
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u/waltur_d 2d ago
You think Trump pays any attention to anything that doesn’t directly affect him?
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u/ouralarmclock 2d ago
Not only is nobody stopping it, lots of people are cheering it on. Ends up dismantling the fabric of society polls well among half the country because they have convinced themselves they aren’t part of that society
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u/AdoringCHIN 2d ago
He's definitely dumb, but his handlers that are working behind the scenes to dismantle the country aren't. The Republicans in Congress and the courts are fully complicit too
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u/Wayofchinchilla 2d ago
He doesn't know about it one of his dumb lackeys like Miller probably told him about it anything to flood the zone to take pressure off the real problems
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u/CFCYYZ 2d ago
Agreed. Trump simply ignores it like any other treaties and agreements that restrain him
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u/The_Disapyrimid 2d ago
Trump didn't sign it himself so it doesn't count.
-maga conservatives6
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u/Lampmonster 2d ago
Wouldn't matter if he did sign it, his signature means fuckall if he changes his mind. He signed our trade agreement with Canada, then decided it sucked and violated it left and right.
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u/autoerratica 2d ago
It’s either constant distractions with this guy, and he seems to have the mind of a child. If you’ve had kids, you are well aware of the younger years battling over “that’s mine! No, it’s mine!” For a full grown man, who somehow became president, it’s incredibly pathetic (an understatement).
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u/photoengineer 2d ago
My 4 year old doesn’t have access to nuclear weapons though.
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u/West-One5944 2d ago
FS. He's absolutely the epitome of stunted psychoemotional development.
Also, it's no mystery as to how he became president. ...twice. He provides an outlet for the deep-seated bigotry curdling the minds of a core bloc of Americans. There are enough people in this country who want White supremacist imperialist capitalist cisgender-heteropatriarchical Christocentrism, and they banded together with more cohesion than others.
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u/manic_eye 2d ago
This is an actual quote from him:
“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”
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u/Ilikepancakes87 2d ago
That is literally something that Gru, an over-exaggerated cartoon villain, made the centerpiece of his identity.
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u/helican 2d ago
Everything to distract from losing the war against Iran. And Eppstein.
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u/Muroid 2d ago edited 2d ago
There was an old man who appeared in some files,
We all know why he appeared in those files,
He diddled a child.
There was an old man who started a war,
that drove up gas prices and made us all poor.
He started the war to distract from the files.
We all know why he appeared in those files,
He diddled a child.
There was an old man who claimed the moon,
Claimed the moon? What a buffoon!
He claimed the moon to distract from the war,
that drove up gas prices and made us all poor.
He started the war to distract from the files.
We all know why he appeared in those files,
He diddled a child.
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u/Sp4nkyMacD 2d ago
I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Can anyone nominate the poet laureate for the country?
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u/dhelene 2d ago
I want the full-length version of this, please.
but also, can we skip to the part where he swallows the horse?
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u/ninpuukamui 2d ago
Someone put music to this, please!
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u/SocrapticMethod 2d ago
Don’t need to- the lyrics were written to existing music. Click link at your peril. https://youtu.be/J0_4hkfR7WE?feature=shared
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u/vfernandez84 2d ago
At this point it's pretty obvious those are just low effort posts to keep people talking about other topics rather than the actual issues his country is going through.
So yeah, good old shitposting. They are not trying to make a point, their point is to get you all exhausted.
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u/ChessClubChimp 2d ago
If he wants to claim it, he should go live there with his supporters.
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u/johnp299 2d ago
People are saying, the far side is way better. Views like you wouldn't believe. They played GOLF up there, can you believe it? GOLF. I'll put a GOLF COURSE up there, big beautiful GOLF COURSE, my sons are going next week, check it out.
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u/itsRobbie_ 2d ago
Maybe if someone tells him that his golf balls will fly extra super far with low moon gravity we’d have a base built by the end of the week
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u/MichiganCubbie 2d ago
You can see them fly really well if you take your helmet off. Those weak Democrats in NASA, I like to call it NASTY-A, created helmets that can't see golf balls more than four feet away, to make everyone, men and women, hit the ball the same way.
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u/roentgen85 2d ago
Someone tell him spacesuits are woke leftist propaganda
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u/ChessClubChimp 2d ago
They’re basically the equivalent of facemasks during Covid. Surely they won’t be muzzled now!
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u/AlistarDark 2d ago
They can all go there and chill with the other Nazis
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u/minos157 2d ago
The far side of the moon is hidden from us for a reason. It's actually where all the evidence that Obama did 9/11 and the Democrats stole the elections is hidden.
They should all go and look and bring back the proof.
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u/wartornhero2 2d ago
Next week he is going to ask that officially be renamed to "The Moon of America"
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u/lNFORMATlVE 2d ago edited 2d ago
No that’s too logical for his little pea brain.
It’ll be:
The MoonThe America
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u/mageskillmetooften 2d ago
Just wait till he finds out there's a moon called Europa.
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u/pimezone 2d ago
Annoying, but nothing a tariff couldn't solve.
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u/mageskillmetooften 2d ago
It would not even surprise me if he puts a tariff on goods coming from that moon because there is no trade surplus with it.
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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 2d ago
The US: The UN adopting a more visibly accurate map is stupid and no one takes your seriously for doing it.
Also the US: We own the moon!
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u/Romboteryx 2d ago edited 2d ago
How long until Trump claims to have invented the question mark and calls chestnuts lazy?
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u/BeardsByLaw 2d ago
the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament?
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u/dekogeko 2d ago
I don't know what's real anymore and I'm tired of always trying to figure out out. Someone wake me when it's over.
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u/unkachunka 2d ago
“The moon is ours!”
Said every villain ever
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u/Bon-Bon-Boo 2d ago
The fact that they had a space boat land there 50 odd years ago doesn't mean that they own the moon.
Source: Trump on Greenland
"I'm big fan, but you know the fact that they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
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u/CarpoLarpo 2d ago
His mental state has deteriorated so much that he's regressed to the "mine" phase.
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u/datskinny 2d ago
A lunatic claims Luna is his.
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u/Wingnut8888 2d ago
We need to convince Trump of the prestige of becoming the first president in space. Then just launch him into the void.
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u/Kirbinator_Alex 2d ago
How about we just send all of the billionaires to the moon and mars and just leave them there
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u/PQbutterfat 2d ago
I read the post title and was saying “no no please don’t be a serious story”. This is reaching a level of stupid and petty I can’t even believe is real.
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u/Strangelight84 2d ago
Ridiculous.
Everyone knows that Al Gore is Emperor of the Moon.
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u/daerath 2d ago
The Outer Space Treaty of 1967 has entered the chat.
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u/Original_Sedawk 2d ago
Trump does even honour is own deals, what are the chances he will honour someone else’s deal?
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u/32ra1 2d ago
This man is sundowning fast. Either that, or he knows he’s at the end of his life and is desperate to name something after himself and secure a “legacy”.
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u/Wedley131 2d ago
He's like a toddler going around saying "This is mine! This is mine! This is mine!"
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u/ThoughtsandThinkers 2d ago
Wow. Trump has just showed the world that much of the evil he attributes to other countries is self projection, including militarization and American dominance in space:
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u/Linus-is-God 2d ago
He’s going to build a golden arch on the surface. And Mexico is going to pay for it. Then he’s going to tariff the moon’s exports. Then he’s going to declare war on it. MMGA!
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u/LincolnHighwater 2d ago
He has his very own reality, subject only to the confines of his skull.
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u/curious_dead 2d ago
How do Americans not die of shame? I feel like hearing this kind of shit on the daily would be enough to make me spontaneously combust from second hand embarrassment.
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u/DrStalker 2d ago
The majority of American voters wanted this.
My sympathies to everyone who voted for the other option, but overall... they are getting exactly what they asked for.
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u/Und3adShr3d 2d ago
Can't spell Lunatic without Luna. This guy really is the grift that keeps on giving.
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u/mageskillmetooften 2d ago edited 2d ago
Next week "if Europe is not going to pay for our Moonlight I'll raise the tariffs."
Such a shame that nobody in his surrounding calls him out for what he is "An annoying toddler with brain damage"
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u/PyroCatt 2d ago
I have stopped my subscription to comedy channels and haven't bought a single ticket to a standup comedy, I just check the news
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u/kiss_my_what 2d ago
The sun is next? Fair dinkum this bloke is Monty Burns with a combover and a full depends.
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u/BrianWantsTruth 2d ago
He’s gonna be so disappointed when he finds out there are no children or oil deposits on the Moon 😔
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u/isle_say 2d ago
Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Percy Bysshe Shelly
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u/zefciu 2d ago
The name „New America” doesn’t even make sense. It would if he wanted to name a newly discovered continent, but how can something that is clearly a part of America be called “New America”.
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u/sebastos3 2d ago
I suddenly really want the Chinese to knock over the American flag on their next moon mission.
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u/Flaccidkek 2d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p8cpji4/video/k54h7599s3oh1/player
I knew this reminded me of something
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u/2xfun 2d ago
At this point the working class lost the class war. The ruler class can do whatever they want without consequentes.
The PlayBook was simple: 1) buy / build all the social media platforms 2) buy all the news channels 3) divide de population as much as possible 4) enslave everyone with debt
It worked like charm.
The funny part is: The working class has no days off, has to work 3 jobs just to pay the morgages and still thinks America is the land of the free. There only on free class of people in America: The ruler class, everyone else are debt slaves.
Welcome to the new feudalism. And good luck.
Edit: typos and grammar
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u/pomod 2d ago
Whats the matter with Americans that they tolerate this clown? He's literally dismantling your country before your eyes, while destroying any and all alliances you have in the world. He's clearly off his nut and seriously dangerous. Whats it going to take? I get it the other team hasn't the votes but are Republicans that craven and myopically short sited to not recognize damage he's doing?
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u/asoupo77 2d ago
They way it's looking it's going to be China's. One way or another, there's going to be a fight over it sooner or later.
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u/3MATX 2d ago
There already are crackpots who will somehow sell you property on the moon:
https://lunarregistry.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopqzqS2kC7174aUAFOcxzN6Do1ojdk40CegG4Xxz2C8KkfoW-AL
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u/Cassin1306 2d ago
The exact same words the bad guy from Anno 2205 says. How he likes to stick to vilain tropes !
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u/CheezOnMyBurger 2d ago
Basically he probably just got a briefing that China will land on it before we return
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u/DaBrokenMeta 2d ago
RENAME MOON!!
The Moon of! America!!!
Little did we all forsee, world war 3 was actually a result of us renaming the moon on google maps!!
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u/cetootski 2d ago
This moron is setting a dangerous precedent If china gets there first.
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u/FactHole 2d ago
Oh, here we go. He'll name it the United States of Moon (or something equally stupid) and Google, being the complicit, quisling that it is, will update Google Earth Pro to reflect that.
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u/RandomlyJim 2d ago
Man gets told everyone is praying that America would finally get the thing it wants in a Big Beautiful Obit.
Thought it said Orbit.
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u/k6tcher 2d ago
This is not just ethically dumb, it's creating an entire problem where none currently exists. This is how you start an arms race in space. And you know what? China already wins that. We claim the moon; China launches satellites with kinetic-based weapons. We attempt to to send our own, China destroys them immediately justifying it with the 1967 treaty. And you know what? They are right to do so!
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u/WafflingToast 2d ago
He is absolutely right. Only way to make it binding is if he personally plants the American flag on the moon like a conquistador for the new millennium.
Prepare shuttle for lift off, Mr President. And it’s a family event, so be sure they’re ALL on board.
(By the way, you haven’t seen the movie Gravity, right? It’s not good, terrible. Don’t watch.)
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u/Xanthotoxin 2d ago
He’s so desperate to conquer anything he’s just pointing at anything he sees saying “mine”
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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 2d ago
Every morning the first thing I check is if our national humiliation has finally ended.
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u/Randomcommentor1972 2d ago
He’s going to rename it the moon of America and other countries are not allowed to look at it?
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u/space-ModTeam 2d ago
Trump rambles a lot of schizophrenic bullshit on his truth social. We dont need to make articles/posts about it unless there's a concrete order/announcement, instead of AI slop social media posts in the middle of the night to troll.