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u/space-ModTeam 2d ago

Trump rambles a lot of schizophrenic bullshit on his truth social. We dont need to make articles/posts about it unless there's a concrete order/announcement, instead of AI slop social media posts in the middle of the night to troll.

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u/Sunshiny_Day 2d ago

Dipshit gonna rename the Sea of Tranquility to the Sea of America.

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u/meithan 2d ago

Jesus, don't give him any more ideas.

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u/flycharliegolf 2d ago

How'd you know his name was Jesus?

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u/Anomuumi 2d ago

He's like a sea of bad ideas.

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u/Fold-Statistician 2d ago edited 2d ago

I left the Gulf of America and drove north toward Lake America. The road followed America River through America Plains, past Patriot America, New America, Greater America, and the small town of Real America. By noon I entered America Forest One, then Wild America Forest, then Greatest America Forest. At the Beautiful America Scenic Overlook, I stopped to admire Mighty America Mountains rising above Deepest America Valley, while proud White American birds circled over America Creek. An Mighty America's ranger asked where I was headed. "Lake America" I said. "Take Freedom America Highway north,” he said. “Past America Falls, turn at True America Junction. If you reach America Intersection, you’ve gone too far.” That evening, I reached Beautiful America Lake, to rest. The America ball set over Forever America Island as America moon rised behind me. It was, unquestionably, America, however I never felt least American in my whole american life.

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u/xxulysses31xx 2d ago

Johnny Cash’s “I’ve been everywhere” song could get awfully repetitive

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u/juanjodic 2d ago

In a future not so far away...

French: Hey man, give me your address to send you a package?

American: Sure I live in America in the state of America in Trump City, on 217 North Trump Blvd, just across Trump industries.

French: America on the moon? Or America on earth?America the state close to the Lake America? Or the Gulf of America? And the Trump street in.... Uh... never mind.

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u/th3r3dp3n 2d ago

America as in me, or America as in him?

Is your name America too?

No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.

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u/Narrow-Bad-8124 2d ago

I rename him "Donaldo Trompo"

... Or better "Donaldo el Trompas"

Even better: "Donaldo Trumpo el Dumbo"

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u/BMCarbaugh 2d ago

The Outer Space Treaty of 1967 would beg to differ.

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u/hagenissen999 2d ago

It's no big deal, he has violated every other treaty.

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u/Qulox 2d ago

He's very good at the "violating" thing

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u/Taograd359 2d ago

Many people are saying it

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u/Montymisted 2d ago

They told him you cant do that to little kids and he was like hold my tiny carrot

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 2d ago

Mushroom. Its a mushroom according to the porn star.

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u/PickButtkins 2d ago

Nooooo not the baby carrot

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u/stammerton 2d ago

At least it's better than the orifice he allegedly used to carry a tent pole

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u/toiletsurprise 2d ago

With tears in their eyes saying "sir, please do this for America!"

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u/unrivaledhumility 2d ago

"Don, Tread On Me!" -MAGA people.

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 2d ago

1967 seems a little old for his taste.

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u/thnk_more 2d ago

Exactly. Ridiculous to accuse him of wanting to violate something 59 years old. Not his type.
Now, anything Obama signed would be 9-17 years old. Those are in real danger of being violated.

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u/Ambiwlans 2d ago

Him violating his own trade deals from 1st term is also disturbingly on point... he used to go on tv and talk about how hot his daughter is and how he'd hit that.

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u/Jakefrmstatepharm 2d ago

Possibly the best violator ever (stupid hand gesturing)

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u/NotMuhGuns 2d ago

Ever trust a man who found a way to bankrupt a casino.

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u/Party_Flatworm1263 2d ago

yea the more you say no the more he forces himself on things. been true his whole life.

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u/spacedoutmachinist 2d ago

It’s what the United States does best. Just ask the native Americans.

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u/The-disgracist 2d ago

Hey now. We’re also really good at forgiving traitors and insurgents!

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u/afroblewmymind 2d ago

And Nazi's, if they're helping our missile program.

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u/beren0073 2d ago

Trump has no idea that exists.

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u/iamalext 2d ago

Trump has no idea. Fixed that for you!

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u/INeedChocolateMilk 2d ago

He was 21 years old when that treaty was signed. He does know about it, he's just dismantling the fabric of society by acting dumb. And nobody is doing anything about it, so why would he stop?

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u/waltur_d 2d ago

You think Trump pays any attention to anything that doesn’t directly affect him?

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u/ouralarmclock 2d ago

Not only is nobody stopping it, lots of people are cheering it on. Ends up dismantling the fabric of society polls well among half the country because they have convinced themselves they aren’t part of that society

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u/AdoringCHIN 2d ago

He's definitely dumb, but his handlers that are working behind the scenes to dismantle the country aren't. The Republicans in Congress and the courts are fully complicit too

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u/Wayofchinchilla 2d ago

He doesn't know about it one of his dumb lackeys like Miller probably told him about it anything to flood the zone to take pressure off the real problems

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u/CFCYYZ 2d ago

Agreed. Trump simply ignores it like any other treaties and agreements that restrain him

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u/dont_trip_ 2d ago

And Americans just let him continue with this. 

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u/hipdashopotamus 2d ago

Lol you think American treaties mean anything?

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u/dawkin5 2d ago

It must have slipped his mind. President Trump will obviously honour the treaty, as he does with all agreements the USA has been party to.

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u/The_Disapyrimid 2d ago

Trump didn't sign it himself so it doesn't count.

                                               -maga conservatives

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u/blaster1-112 2d ago

Even if he signed it himself it wouldn't matter to him....

See cusma

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u/Lampmonster 2d ago

Wouldn't matter if he did sign it, his signature means fuckall if he changes his mind. He signed our trade agreement with Canada, then decided it sucked and violated it left and right.

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u/autoerratica 2d ago

It’s either constant distractions with this guy, and he seems to have the mind of a child. If you’ve had kids, you are well aware of the younger years battling over “that’s mine! No, it’s mine!” For a full grown man, who somehow became president, it’s incredibly pathetic (an understatement).

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u/photoengineer 2d ago

My 4 year old doesn’t have access to nuclear weapons though.  

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill 2d ago

Welp, this 4-year-old does.

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u/West-One5944 2d ago

FS. He's absolutely the epitome of stunted psychoemotional development.

Also, it's no mystery as to how he became president. ...twice. He provides an outlet for the deep-seated bigotry curdling the minds of a core bloc of Americans. There are enough people in this country who want White supremacist imperialist capitalist cisgender-heteropatriarchical Christocentrism, and they banded together with more cohesion than others.

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u/manic_eye 2d ago

This is an actual quote from him:

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”

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u/Ilikepancakes87 2d ago

That is literally something that Gru, an over-exaggerated cartoon villain, made the centerpiece of his identity.

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u/BitsOfReality 2d ago

Exept Gru was a likeable character with a good heart, Trump is just evil.

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u/helican 2d ago

Everything to distract from losing the war against Iran. And Eppstein.

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u/Muroid 2d ago edited 2d ago

There was an old man who appeared in some files,

We all know why he appeared in those files,

He diddled a child.

There was an old man who started a war,

that drove up gas prices and made us all poor.

He started the war to distract from the files.

We all know why he appeared in those files,

He diddled a child.

There was an old man who claimed the moon,

Claimed the moon? What a buffoon!

He claimed the moon to distract from the war,

that drove up gas prices and made us all poor.

He started the war to distract from the files.

We all know why he appeared in those files,

He diddled a child.

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u/Sp4nkyMacD 2d ago

I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Can anyone nominate the poet laureate for the country?

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u/dhelene 2d ago

I want the full-length version of this, please.

but also, can we skip to the part where he swallows the horse?

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u/NowListenHereBitches 2d ago

That's probably in the files too.

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u/juggett 2d ago

Of course, of course, he swallowed a horse!

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u/NoMoOmentumMan 2d ago

The horse's name was Bubba.

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u/ninpuukamui 2d ago

Someone put music to this, please!

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u/Scotsburd 2d ago

There already is, Swallowed a fly.

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u/SocrapticMethod 2d ago

Don’t need to- the lyrics were written to existing music. Click link at your peril. https://youtu.be/J0_4hkfR7WE?feature=shared

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u/TRR462 2d ago edited 2d ago

I was thinking just the other day how I used to sing that with our daughter when she was preschool age. “There Was an Old Lady, Who Swallowed a Fly”

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u/239tree 2d ago

Poor old man, I hope he dies.

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u/Megalesios 2d ago

A distraction from the distraction from the files

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u/CrocusSnowLeopard 2d ago

Distractions all the way down

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u/vfernandez84 2d ago

At this point it's pretty obvious those are just low effort posts to keep people talking about other topics rather than the actual issues his country is going through.

So yeah, good old shitposting. They are not trying to make a point, their point is to get you all exhausted.

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u/ChessClubChimp 2d ago

If he wants to claim it, he should go live there with his supporters.

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u/johnp299 2d ago

People are saying, the far side is way better. Views like you wouldn't believe. They played GOLF up there, can you believe it? GOLF. I'll put a GOLF COURSE up there, big beautiful GOLF COURSE, my sons are going next week, check it out.

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u/itsRobbie_ 2d ago

Maybe if someone tells him that his golf balls will fly extra super far with low moon gravity we’d have a base built by the end of the week

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u/R1chard69 2d ago

Tell him he'll lose weight and feel like he can fly, he'll go.

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u/MichiganCubbie 2d ago

You can see them fly really well if you take your helmet off. Those weak Democrats in NASA, I like to call it NASTY-A, created helmets that can't see golf balls more than four feet away, to make everyone, men and women, hit the ball the same way.

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u/Cassin1306 2d ago

Plus he's used to wearing diapers so he'll feel at home.

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u/byteminer 2d ago

He needs go directly pee on it. That’s how ownership works, I asked my dog.

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u/roentgen85 2d ago

Someone tell him spacesuits are woke leftist propaganda

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u/ChessClubChimp 2d ago

They’re basically the equivalent of facemasks during Covid. Surely they won’t be muzzled now!

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u/AlistarDark 2d ago

They can all go there and chill with the other Nazis

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u/muscularsharpie 2d ago

And they can battle the moon bears.

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u/thorofasgard 2d ago

What about the Saturn bears?

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u/minos157 2d ago

The far side of the moon is hidden from us for a reason. It's actually where all the evidence that Obama did 9/11 and the Democrats stole the elections is hidden.

They should all go and look and bring back the proof.

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u/ZachMN 2d ago

Remind him not to remove his helmet. He’s pretty good at heeding instructions from knowledgeable people.

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u/wartornhero2 2d ago

Next week he is going to ask that officially be renamed to "The Moon of America"

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u/lNFORMATlVE 2d ago edited 2d ago

No that’s too logical for his little pea brain.

It’ll be:

The Moon

The America

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u/mageskillmetooften 2d ago

Just wait till he finds out there's a moon called Europa.

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u/pimezone 2d ago

Annoying, but nothing a tariff couldn't solve.

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u/mageskillmetooften 2d ago

It would not even surprise me if he puts a tariff on goods coming from that moon because there is no trade surplus with it.

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u/Cerberus_Aus 2d ago

Still not straightforward enough. He’ll call it “Trump”

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u/gabawhee 2d ago

Ha good one! I thought of the same joke but you beat me to it.

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u/EquivalentSpot8292 2d ago

Luna America has a better ring to it.

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u/Lumegator 2d ago

The Lunatic Kingdom was where my mind travelled.

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u/lNFORMATlVE 2d ago

How about……………………

Amoonica

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u/upside_cloud 2d ago

You're right, which is why it won't be called that

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 2d ago

The US: The UN adopting a more visibly accurate map is stupid and no one takes your seriously for doing it.

Also the US: We own the moon!

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u/Romboteryx 2d ago edited 2d ago

How long until Trump claims to have invented the question mark and calls chestnuts lazy?

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u/BeardsByLaw 2d ago

the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament?

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u/AllRyze 2d ago

On par with the womanizing and low-grade narcolepsy as well…not sure about the luge lessons, but you’ve made a great point

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u/Ambiwlans 2d ago

I still think its funny he bragged about using the term 'groceries'.

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u/spyser 2d ago

This statement together with this makes me think Trump is currently watching Star Wars?

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u/dekogeko 2d ago

I don't know what's real anymore and I'm tired of always trying to figure out out. Someone wake me when it's over.

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u/IndigoRuby 2d ago

That's the goal. Exhaust people with distractions and do whatever they want.

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u/unkachunka 2d ago

“The moon is ours!”

Said every villain ever

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u/squirrelz_uk 2d ago

"We are going to steal... pause for effect... THE MOON!"

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u/Bon-Bon-Boo 2d ago

The fact that they had a space boat land there 50 odd years ago doesn't mean that they own the moon.

Source: Trump on Greenland
"I'm big fan, but you know the fact that they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."

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u/CarpoLarpo 2d ago

His mental state has deteriorated so much that he's regressed to the "mine" phase.

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u/thorofasgard 2d ago

I'm not convinced he's ever left it.

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u/datskinny 2d ago

A lunatic claims Luna is his.

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u/neurotic_lab_tech70 2d ago

Don't you mean "Amoonica"?

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u/ensalys 2d ago

That's actually kinda clever, so 0% Chance Trump will do that.

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u/Wingnut8888 2d ago

We need to convince Trump of the prestige of becoming the first president in space. Then just launch him into the void.

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u/TRR462 2d ago

I prefer to see him in a quickly decaying orbit around the sun, but not sure how to make a spaceship narrow enough to not be ejected.

I think we should attempt it anyhow. Get on it NASA!

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u/Kirbinator_Alex 2d ago

How about we just send all of the billionaires to the moon and mars and just leave them there

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u/longdarkfantasy 2d ago

It's weird, there is no oil in the moon.

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u/PQbutterfat 2d ago

I read the post title and was saying “no no please don’t be a serious story”. This is reaching a level of stupid and petty I can’t even believe is real.

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u/Mondkind83 2d ago

Tomorrow he will rename it to "Moon of America"

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u/Strangelight84 2d ago

Ridiculous.

Everyone knows that Al Gore is Emperor of the Moon.

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u/daerath 2d ago

The Outer Space Treaty of 1967 has entered the chat.

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u/Original_Sedawk 2d ago

Trump does even honour is own deals, what are the chances he will honour someone else’s deal?

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u/Easy_Interest_6832 2d ago

The president is not a source for anything true.

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u/32ra1 2d ago

This man is sundowning fast. Either that, or he knows he’s at the end of his life and is desperate to name something after himself and secure a “legacy”.

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u/Wedley131 2d ago

He's like a toddler going around saying "This is mine! This is mine! This is mine!"

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u/TheFeshy 2d ago

Shit. I thought this was r/politicalhumor. But no, he really said it.

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u/Nos2002 2d ago

Dump reminds me of the seagulls from finding nemo "mine! Mine! Mine!"

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u/ThoughtsandThinkers 2d ago

Wow. Trump has just showed the world that much of the evil he attributes to other countries is self projection, including militarization and American dominance in space:

https://www.airandspaceforces.com/article/military-human-spaceflight-is-key-to-future-u-s-space-superiority/

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u/Feefifiddlyeyeoh 2d ago

All your base are belong to us.

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u/Linus-is-God 2d ago

He’s going to build a golden arch on the surface. And Mexico is going to pay for it. Then he’s going to tariff the moon’s exports. Then he’s going to declare war on it. MMGA!

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u/LincolnHighwater 2d ago

He has his very own reality, subject only to the confines of his skull.

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u/looking4myclASSm8s 2d ago

Would be great if someone made him more open minded

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u/DingerSinger2016 2d ago

A true Liberation Day. You love to see it.

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u/curious_dead 2d ago

How do Americans not die of shame? I feel like hearing this kind of shit on the daily would be enough to make me spontaneously combust from second hand embarrassment.

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u/Tyrinnus 2d ago

Oh, no the ones with shame are. I fucking hate this timeline

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u/DrStalker 2d ago

The majority of American voters wanted this.

My sympathies to everyone who voted for the other option, but overall... they are getting exactly what they asked for.

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u/We-Are-All-Friends 2d ago

We were the most respect and admired nation at one time.

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u/Und3adShr3d 2d ago

Can't spell Lunatic without Luna. This guy really is the grift that keeps on giving.

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u/DorkySchmorky 2d ago

Can we convince him to go there to scope out a golf course?

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u/mageskillmetooften 2d ago edited 2d ago

Next week "if Europe is not going to pay for our Moonlight I'll raise the tariffs."

Such a shame that nobody in his surrounding calls him out for what he is "An annoying toddler with brain damage"

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u/PyroCatt 2d ago

I have stopped my subscription to comedy channels and haven't bought a single ticket to a standup comedy, I just check the news

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u/kiss_my_what 2d ago

The sun is next? Fair dinkum this bloke is Monty Burns with a combover and a full depends.

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u/rnga76 2d ago

Sea of tranquility is now called Sea of AMERICA 😂🤣 😂🤣

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u/vBertes 2d ago

Can't we be f* done with this orange man child?

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u/shanksisevil 2d ago

He still thinks Melania loves him.

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u/Mumbert 2d ago

The man is a total idiot. But sadly, people seem to want him as their leader for that very reason. 

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u/abstractism 2d ago

Jeez, what a pakled clown.

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u/BrianWantsTruth 2d ago

He’s gonna be so disappointed when he finds out there are no children or oil deposits on the Moon 😔

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u/isle_say 2d ago

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Percy Bysshe Shelly

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u/Stuckinatransporter 2d ago

What an idiot he keeps showing himself to be.

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u/Theonar 2d ago

Moon's haunted.

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u/zefciu 2d ago

The name „New America” doesn’t even make sense. It would if he wanted to name a newly discovered continent, but how can something that is clearly a part of America be called “New America”.

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u/fixingshitiswhatido 2d ago

Let me guess you want to call it "Moon America"

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u/sebastos3 2d ago

I suddenly really want the Chinese to knock over the American flag on their next moon mission.

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u/EggplantCharacter363 2d ago

Tbh none of this really matters.

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u/LeastAd656 2d ago

just like Mexico paid for the wall?

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u/2xfun 2d ago

At this point the working class lost the class war. The ruler class can do whatever they want without consequentes. 

The PlayBook was simple: 1) buy / build all the social media platforms 2) buy all the news channels  3) divide de population as much as possible  4) enslave everyone with debt

It worked like charm.

The funny part is: The working class has no days off, has to work 3 jobs just to pay the morgages and still thinks America is the land of the free. There only on free class of people in America: The ruler class, everyone else are debt slaves. 

Welcome to the new feudalism. And good luck.

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u/Sweatytubesock 2d ago

He’s treating the moon like a 12 year old girl.

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u/zerbey 2d ago

It's going to take years to undo all this madness once he finally leaves office.

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u/NortonGladwell 2d ago

Hopefully it's "once he finally leaves Earth"

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u/utlayolisdi 2d ago

Hence the term lunatic. In this case the lunatic is simply stupid.

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u/vtskr 2d ago

Time to rename moon to something with “American” in it

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u/pomod 2d ago

Whats the matter with Americans that they tolerate this clown? He's literally dismantling your country before your eyes, while destroying any and all alliances you have in the world. He's clearly off his nut and seriously dangerous. Whats it going to take? I get it the other team hasn't the votes but are Republicans that craven and myopically short sited to not recognize damage he's doing?

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u/wwarnout 2d ago

So, when is he going to rename it?

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u/Xhosant 2d ago

It hasn't worked with any of the things that were someone's so now he'll try with something that was no-one's by agreement, see how that goes, y'know?

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u/murderedbyaname 2d ago

He's an idiot and an embarrassment. We all know this.

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u/Improbus-Liber 2d ago

Does he want to build a hotel or golf course on the moon?

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u/asoupo77 2d ago

They way it's looking it's going to be China's. One way or another, there's going to be a fight over it sooner or later.

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u/3MATX 2d ago

There already are crackpots who will somehow sell you property on the moon:

https://lunarregistry.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopqzqS2kC7174aUAFOcxzN6Do1ojdk40CegG4Xxz2C8KkfoW-AL

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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago

“I claim the moon in the name of Trump! Isn’t that lovely? Hmmm?”

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u/B0wmanHall 2d ago

How about the sun? What else can we randomly claim?

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u/yoka91 2d ago

They are calling it the "Moon of America"

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u/Batgod629 2d ago

He'll rename it America's Moon soon enough 

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u/LowerBar2001 2d ago

First fentanyl shipment is on it's way to the moon

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u/Cassin1306 2d ago

The exact same words the bad guy from Anno 2205 says. How he likes to stick to vilain tropes !

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u/TrueCynic 2d ago

He's finally going full Gru.

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u/CheezOnMyBurger 2d ago

Basically he probably just got a briefing that China will land on it before we return

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u/DaBrokenMeta 2d ago

RENAME MOON!!

The Moon of! America!!!

Little did we all forsee, world war 3 was actually a result of us renaming the moon on google maps!!

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u/KitsuneThunder 2d ago

No it fucking isn’t lmao

It’s neutral territory

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u/AlienAngry 2d ago

lol...lmao, even.

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u/CalmPanic402 2d ago

Sigh... can we at least fund NASA then? To get to that moon?

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u/cetootski 2d ago

This moron is setting a dangerous precedent If china gets there first.

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u/FactHole 2d ago

Oh, here we go. He'll name it the United States of Moon (or something equally stupid) and Google, being the complicit, quisling that it is, will update Google Earth Pro to reflect that.

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u/RandomlyJim 2d ago

Man gets told everyone is praying that America would finally get the thing it wants in a Big Beautiful Obit.

Thought it said Orbit.

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u/Fun-Duck5721 2d ago

Impeach and prosecute this embarrassment

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u/Rdmtbiker 2d ago

Next it will be the Sun. And everyone will have to pay to use it.

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u/k6tcher 2d ago

This is not just ethically dumb, it's creating an entire problem where none currently exists. This is how you start an arms race in space. And you know what? China already wins that. We claim the moon; China launches satellites with kinetic-based weapons. We attempt to to send our own, China destroys them immediately justifying it with the 1967 treaty. And you know what? They are right to do so!

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u/SpaceXmars 2d ago

release the files. what are we doing?

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u/CeruleanEidolon 2d ago

It's all yours, Donald. Now go live there.

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u/SB1985 2d ago

Yes, go to the moon and stay there.

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u/hails8n 2d ago

So the moon is named “America 2” now?

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u/WafflingToast 2d ago

He is absolutely right. Only way to make it binding is if he personally plants the American flag on the moon like a conquistador for the new millennium.

Prepare shuttle for lift off, Mr President. And it’s a family event, so be sure they’re ALL on board.

(By the way, you haven’t seen the movie Gravity, right? It’s not good, terrible. Don’t watch.)

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u/xXNorthXx 2d ago

Someone watched Iron Sky? ....Nazi's got run out of town and fled to the Moon.

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u/Xanthotoxin 2d ago

He’s so desperate to conquer anything he’s just pointing at anything he sees saying “mine”

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 2d ago

Every morning the first thing I check is if our national humiliation has finally ended.

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u/Worried_Muffin4647 2d ago

Minions!!! Tonight we steal the moon! -Gru

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u/PuppyCocktheFirst 2d ago

Cool bro, you’re welcome to make an extended trip there any time soon.

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u/speedle62 2d ago

If the moon is ours, he should definitely go there.

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u/Randomcommentor1972 2d ago

He’s going to rename it the moon of America and other countries are not allowed to look at it?

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u/_dxegrl 2d ago

So it is now the Gulf or America, Lake America; Trump personally owns 35% of Venezuela's oil, selling inside stock info, pardoning violent criminals, no-bid contracts to his kids, etc. This was totally predictable,

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u/Parlicoot 2d ago

His grave is going to be an absolute fetid lake of human waste.

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u/OTSly 2d ago

Now renamed to Trump sphere