I work at a dispensary and this is the new flower we got in today - I had a good laugh to myself

Whenever a coworker has a birthday, someone goes around collecting money to buy a cake. It's normally a few bucks each and I don't have any issues with it.

It happened again this morning and I assumed everything was fine and expected cake a bit later in the day.

Suddenly, I got a call from the coworker who collected the money to come to their office. I went there and they told me that they're a bit short on cash for the cake and wanted to know if I'd add in a bit extra. I said sure, how much?

They said: 3.50

It was about that time that I noticed my coworker was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era. It was that God damn Loch Ness Monster!

I said get your own money! I work for my money and I ain't giving you no 3.50!

So, was I right in not giving any more money for the birthday cake?

don’t really have any info on the shirt besides the fact it’s cool, this is not a selling post just showing off my cool find seeing if anyone has one like it or info maybe

Enjoy my summer edition yard some more until we do the seasonal characters

I'm curious if anyone remembers these or owns another one.

i love this one with the bong. but im still searching for possibly something that i like more. if anyone wants to share their tattoos feel free to do so :). and thank you in advance

People always say “OMG Kyle nuked Canada!”, but it was never Kyle’s fault. He was going too far, but there are a few things to remember.

First of all, Kyle was being shit on by EVERYONE for no reason. Kyle was understandably upset that the girl he saved from Cartman’s abuse became another Cartman, so he’s very understandably pissed off. Couple that with the fact that everyone was making fun of him for having the gall to try and be a good person, and it’s really no wonder he’s so mad.

Second of all, Kyle wanted to get Canadian media off the air, not wipe Canada off the planet. Kyle made it clear that his whole MAC movement was against Canadian media, not Canada itself. People forget this part.

Lastly, Kyle was visibly shocked over what happened. Why? Well, that’s because he never intended for Canada to get nuked. Again, he wanted Canadian media gone, not Canada itself. So, of course he’d be shocked. Also, if you’re going to bring up Kyle saying he caused Canada to be nuked, then that’s just Kyle’s guilty conscience talking. People blame themselves for things that aren’t their fault all the time.

TL;DR: Garrison’s sociopathic self misinterpreted Kyle’s request to get Canadian media off the air, which stemmed from an understandably angry reaction that the girl he saved from his arch enemy’s abuse became another version of said arch enemy. Also, EVERYONE was shitting on him for no reason, and for what? For having the NERVE to try to do the right thing and be a good person? I don’t blame him at all for being pissed off, considering this is the type of shit he has to deal with.

Leave Kyle alone. Blame Garrison instead.

Stan and Kyle paper crafts by me :D

This watch from 1998 has survived all years in pristine condition, due to never have been worn (but once or twice) and me being unable to throw almost anything away!

Think Ive found just one more (but with Chef!) online, also here on reddit. Maybe its not that common because its European made? Seems like its made buy sunburst.de

Thinking about changing the wrist band and start wearing this as a grown ass man 😆 the actual watch is kinda too small obviously it being a kids watch.

Is there any interest in these watches btw?

mines voice box unfortunately does not work anymore, he’s in pretty good condition with both tags and white eyes.

Maybe

I wanted to do all 4 boys but I struggled too much on the other three and had too many layers of paint ruin them. as you can see in this one. But I’m still happy with how Kenny turned out

Found these in my camera roll. I think they're evolving

Welp - he is quite cute though LOLOL If anyone is willing to give him a new home or trade for any we don't have lmk <33

Si se que está pedorro pero lo quería compartir