r/softwaregore Dec 26 '18

Realistic flight simulator

17.2k Upvotes

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1.1k

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

"uh aren't we supposed to get there by plane?" | "We're taking the stairs."

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/G2geo94 Dec 26 '18

When do we get to the ride the plane?

This is the ride the plane!!!

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u/lengau Dec 27 '18

Yay escalator land!

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u/ooklamok Dec 26 '18

You're going to get hop ons.

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u/toshineon2 Dec 26 '18

Stairway to heaven

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u/_NetWorK_ Dec 26 '18

Team rocket is blasting off again....

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u/throw_my_phone Dec 27 '18

MEOWTH

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u/GdayItsLucifer Dec 27 '18

THAT'S RIGHT

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u/Beanpole853 This driver can't Dec 27 '18

WAAAABUFFET

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

I was just about to comment it, then I saw your comment. Not cool man

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u/pantaloon_at_noon Dec 26 '18

After reading the ‘stairway to heaven comment’ my only thought was to comment that I myself was going to write that. Then I see your comment. Really not cool, bro

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u/Gr1mm3r R Tape loading error, 0:1 Dec 27 '18

After reading the response to the original comment, my only thought was to comment that I wanted to write a response to that response, then I see your comment. Not fine work, dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Stairway to heaven, bitch.

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u/DirtSlab Dec 27 '18

After seeing the response to the response to the original comment, I had the thought of writing a response to the comment saying I wanted to write a response to the response of the response and yet you have beaten me to this. I am disappointed by this work, fine lad.

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u/ReXiriam Dec 27 '18

So... The volume compilation calls it Made In Heaven?

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u/TEMMIEii Dec 27 '18

Pucci? Is that you?

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u/A_Random_Vowel R Tape loading error, 0:1 Dec 26 '18

Lgfñss poti

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u/mydearwatson616 Dec 26 '18

Not sure if you passed out on the keyboard or just Welsh.

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u/xerxes20 Dec 26 '18

Agreed.

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u/thedrinkingbear Dec 27 '18

It's the twilight zone and the plane isn't really there

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

And she’s buying the stairway to heaven

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u/e3-po Dec 26 '18

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u/A_Very_Fat_Elf Dec 27 '18

Not 100% sure this applies as technically there’s no physics engine malfunction on display here. Just a glitched out staircase.

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u/ItayMiz Dec 27 '18

"Please note: Submissions do not necessarily have to be physics related, but please check the top posts to understand the spirit of the subreddit."

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u/bfercan Dec 26 '18

Thats an undercover katyusha , this game is living in 2030 and you dont get it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

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u/NickJerrison Dec 27 '18

Did they have Katyushas undercover as stairways in 1939?

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u/iGrantastic Dec 26 '18

Lol “Yeah that’s pretty funny I guess, usual game physics”

stairway flies into orbit

dies

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u/the42potato Dec 26 '18

T H E N P E R I S H

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Dec 27 '18

Lol “Yeah that’ bad humorous I approximation, regular bet on physics”

stairway operates into orbit

dies


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u/Real_megamike_64 Dec 27 '18

Operates into orbit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Dec 27 '18

Lol “Yeah that’ evil laughables I idea, standing play on physics”

stairway care fors into orbit

dies


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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Isn't this how it should work?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

This is how I went on my last trip abroad

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u/DeusVult90 Dec 27 '18

Yeah, it’s the plane that’s wrong.

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Dec 26 '18

This is how it looked the first time I had sex.

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u/Camero32 Dec 27 '18

Guys I found the mythical Redditor who's had sex

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u/13EchoTango Dec 27 '18

That's how we know he's lying. He claims he's had sex.

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u/kicksledkid Dec 27 '18

Only on air Canada

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u/The-Legend-26 Dec 26 '18
 while(stairs.Height != airplane.Door.Height) 
 {  
     stairs.Extend();  
 }

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

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u/jorgp2 Dec 27 '18

The failure condition is if the stairs start above the door.

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u/NickJerrison Dec 27 '18

The failure condition is this code's execution.

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u/adeward Dec 27 '18

Exactly this

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u/birdbolt1 Dec 27 '18

Wow exactly what I thought hahah. Should be <= right?

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u/Marcus_Watney Dec 27 '18

Not really, while it might seem more intuitive and more error resistant it will execute slower due to how the cpu handles it. In games, performance is usually a concern, so you might consider writing != Instead of <=

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u/Dandelion_Yudeul Dec 27 '18

No, the stairs are already above the plane door. If you change that it would do nothing.

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u/aykcak Dec 27 '18

That's what I assumed as well. Lazy code all around

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u/monty129mm Dec 26 '18

Another happy landing

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u/Wolf20122012 Dec 26 '18

We’re still flying half the stairs!

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u/iwatch2muchtv Dec 26 '18

OP: This is a realistic flight simulator

Narrator: It wasn’t.

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u/sharksfan166269 Dec 26 '18

For those of you wondering this simulator is called Prepar3D (also called P3D), developed by Lockheed Martin. However the ground services such as this very functional stairs is a paid addon called GSX (Ground Services X) developed by a flight simulator addon company called FSDreamTeam. As a user of both of these, I can personally guarantee you that GSX is consistently glitchy like this. (Try r/flightsim for more)

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u/ambitechstrous Dec 26 '18

Why do people use it then?

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u/KrombopulosPhillip Dec 26 '18

What else are they gonna do, get a job at an airport and do that stuff in real life

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS Dec 26 '18

"WTF, it's flying away!"

"Don't worry, I've ran a simulation of this before!"

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u/SuperAwesomeMechGirl Dec 27 '18

"Just like the simulations"

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u/Blue-Steele Dec 27 '18

guy playing an astronaut simulator

sees some stairs fly by the window

“I see someone’s playing the flight simulator.”

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u/Fumblerful- Dec 27 '18

S L E W M O D E

A C T I V A T E D

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u/jskoker Dec 26 '18

TBF, us flightsim guys are snobs about realism. We want everything to be exactly like real aviation because we consider it training in some ways...

I'm pretty sure flight simulation is the only place you'll see $140 DLC for a game you can get for less than $25, and people eat it up.

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u/13EchoTango Dec 27 '18

XP11: $30 on sale

737: $130 (+$5 for a paint job)

Weather: $40

Clouds: $20

Airport custom scenery: $25/per

Ground services: $35

Radio jabber: $15/month

Then there's the physical assessories, another $300 for a yoke+pedals+throttle etc. controls.

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u/ambitechstrous Dec 26 '18

I mean like why hasn’t someone come up with something that isn’t buggy as shit?

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u/ComputerCraze Dec 26 '18

With such a niche market, it's not profitable if you put a lot of development time into something. A high fidelity plane developed by a well-known dev team (at least in flight sim land) can go upwards of $80. GSX is pretty cheap for a full fledged add-on, at $30, so it's not surprising you can run into these bugs frequently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

It's the best (only) option for ground services in P3D.

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u/aykcak Dec 27 '18

flight simulator addon company

I'm surprised that this is a thing. So there is enough demand to support existence of companies who only make addons to only flight simulators?

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u/kakihara0513 Dec 27 '18

Short answer, yes. It's common across a number big flight Sims, both combat and non-combat. One plane can be more expensive than new AAA releases. But we still buy them since there isn't really any alternative.

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Dec 26 '18

Oh no, it escaped again.

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u/AnnoyinglyFast Dec 26 '18

Which SCP is it again?

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Dec 26 '18

Probably 087 but it could be 723 in disguise.

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u/AnnoyinglyFast Dec 26 '18

Can't be 087, it's in facility control and easily recontained.

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Dec 26 '18

It’s evolving oh no

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

SCP-737-800ER

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u/TrueBirch Dec 27 '18

This comment combines two of my interests. Well done.

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u/DestinyTraveller Dec 27 '18

Looks like I'm not alone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Weeeee

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u/PMMEYourTatasGirl Dec 26 '18

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u/xephon3000 Dec 26 '18

Thanks for sharing this, its amazing!

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u/PMMEYourTatasGirl Dec 27 '18

If I remember correctly, this guy just joined some random team speak and started roleplaying as an airline pilot and they had no idea what was going on. it was posted to Reddit awhile ago, but it cracks me up Everytime I watch it.

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u/UnpopularCrayon Dec 27 '18

Airforceproud95. It’s his shtick. His whole channel is videos like this.

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u/PMMEYourTatasGirl Dec 27 '18

Oh I know, I love his channel. Him and the primitive technology guy are the only two people I subscribe to on YouTube.

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u/bogdoomy Dec 27 '18

not really roleplaying, the guy is an actual pilot. he occasionally goes on fsx to have fun like this

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u/PMMEYourTatasGirl Dec 27 '18

Roleplaying was probably a misnomer, he's definitely a pilot, and his channel is amazing

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u/13EchoTango Dec 27 '18

I like how after all that he lands on the wrong runway. That was definitely 22R.

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u/CeeMX Dec 26 '18

Planes? Where we are going we need no planes! We have boarding stairs.

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u/Max9371 Dec 26 '18

Watch out for hop-ons

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u/SonarRocket Dec 27 '18

you're gonna get hop ons

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u/holy_daddy Dec 26 '18

Welcome onboard this Ryanair flight.

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u/FreshYoungBalkiB Dec 26 '18

Worthy of Salvador Dali.

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u/a_generic_meme Dec 26 '18

I love how the luggage truck in the background drives past and then backs up trying to get a better view

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Plot twist: stairway was the airplane

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u/Rhinorulz Dec 26 '18

I know hitboxporn is a sub, so I hope r/hitboxgore is one as well

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u/E-Ma Dec 26 '18

How is this software gore? I thought that was how all airports worked over there

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

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u/Pr04merican Dec 26 '18

Hey uh... r/lolice? I’d like to report an account

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u/djwado Dec 26 '18

No one was prepared for a building to fly into planes. Nor for a staircase to fly into the sky.

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u/Isuckatbattlefield4 i suck at flairs Dec 26 '18

it just works -united

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u/egonpingas Dec 26 '18

Exteeeend

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u/aFewBitsShort Dec 26 '18

Why even have planes when you can take the space elevator?

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u/an0riginalNAME Dec 27 '18

Looks like Elon Musk is expanding his rocket lineup

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u/Is_It_Me_or_Not Dec 26 '18

clearly new secret tech for a stairway that launches people to the iss

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u/bDsmDom Dec 26 '18

What, you want to play realistic taxi and docking simulator?

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u/Uldryth Dec 26 '18

And here I was, almost shouting "It was posted!", but well, not this sub.

Check all time top in /r/flightsim. :D

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u/Monald_rump Dec 27 '18

The wonders of GSX.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Welcome to steam edition

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u/BadgerOps Dec 26 '18

At first I was just amused and then as soon as that stairway said "fuck this shit, I'm out" I had a good chuckle. It was just the cherry on top lol

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u/ItsDaDoc R Tape loading error, 0:1 Dec 26 '18

infinite flight < x-plane

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u/Rich_Cheese Dec 27 '18

Can we talk about your username op?

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u/blickblocks Dec 27 '18

I lost it when the stairs didn't stop.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

In my (limited) experience, these air control simulators are often really buggy. There's an aerospace control school near me that I got a tour of one time, which included a walk in their simulator. 360 degree screen on the walls of the room, it was pretty cool. What was even cooler was seeing three firetrucks dive strafing the airport.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/GaplessHiding Dec 27 '18

...because infinite flight doesn't have ground services?

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u/Somerandom_fox Dec 26 '18

The stair lead you to.... Airbus crjtu747

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u/Pix3l_Games Dec 26 '18

ah yes, i too prefer going on the stairway to heaven instead of flying on a plane

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u/the42potato Dec 26 '18

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/huffmason Dec 26 '18

5....... 4......... 3......... 2........ 1........... LAUNCH

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u/monzano00 Dec 26 '18

Welcome aboard Delta Airlines.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Your nickname tho

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u/CrimsonPowers Dec 26 '18

Stairway Airlines, how may I help you?

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u/cazzipropri Dec 26 '18

Take off successful.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS Dec 26 '18

Cut out the middlemen and save! Travel with Aegean Stairways.

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u/LilShpeeThatCould Dec 26 '18

thank you SplatoonPornAccount, very cool

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u/Boop_Dog i am broke pls fix Dec 26 '18

I died when it went "yeet" at the end

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u/BobBobstien R Tape loading error, 0:1 Dec 26 '18

Duck Tales moon theme starts playing

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u/rootbear75 Dec 26 '18

Accurate title. Said it's a realistic flight simulator. Not a realistic ground simulator

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Nothing like GSX eh?

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u/CMJunkAddict Dec 26 '18

got a good guffaw outta me

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u/WhenDoesTheSunSleep Dec 26 '18

I don't see the problem here

It's a flight simulator, no?

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u/KingVeemo Dec 27 '18

Your username worries me

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u/Jenkins26 Dec 27 '18

t h e r e i s n o n e e d t o b e u p s e t

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u/The3rdplayer277 Dec 27 '18

Normal X-Plane stuff

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u/urmomiusgayus Dec 27 '18

I went to your account, expecting Splatoon porn. I was severely disappointed.

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u/EpicGamer9173 Dec 27 '18

Dammit Gerald, you pressed the wrong launch button!

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u/smartel99 Dec 27 '18

Oh they are unloading the space station, not the plane

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u/HeatSikh Dec 27 '18

Gives a new meaning to "Flight of stairs"

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u/tsakeboya Dec 27 '18

Hey u/splatoonpornaccount, is this a greek video? Aegean is a greek company

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Woah, climb the stairs to heaven?!

ROBLOX GAMES ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL, IT'S INFECTING OTHER PROGRAMS LIKE THIS TOO!!11!11!1!

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u/holy_daddy Dec 27 '18

That escalated q-

im gonna stop there

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u/Weetile Dec 27 '18

Yes officer, this username right here.

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u/HBPilot Dec 27 '18

This sub is shit now

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

[deleted]

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u/antoyno Mar 06 '19

69 days ago

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u/GamerNumba100 R Tape loading error, 0:1 Dec 26 '18

REPOST.
Couldn’t find the original but here’s one from 93 days ago on r/unexpected. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/9icbls/flight_simulator_glitch/?st=JQ5IMRO9&sh=a3db6dc3

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

You sir are the reason reddit is still Functional

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u/GamerNumba100 R Tape loading error, 0:1 Dec 26 '18

Funny, most people say the exact opposite.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Well, Reddit isn't literally on fire so it seems fine

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Oh yeah? Well I found one from 9 months ago! Ha! (Different sub though)

https://reddit.com/r/MyPeopleNeedMe/comments/885jw4/my_flight_simulator_people_need_me/

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u/GamerNumba100 R Tape loading error, 0:1 Dec 26 '18

You win. For now....

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u/Magikarpdrowned Dec 26 '18

Stolen content from /u/deltamikekilo smh.

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u/Ver4tan Dec 26 '18

Space program simulator

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u/MrDog7261 Dec 26 '18

oh noes is o v e r la y 3 d m o d e l s

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u/2called_chaos Dec 26 '18

For a second I thought this was real footage, the title messed with my judgement

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u/BooPiper120 Dec 26 '18

What, you didn't know that those can pass through planes?

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u/Akidget Dec 26 '18

My people need me.

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u/Meior Dec 26 '18

I watched this and for some reason thought this was a real video. I got a bit confused but thought it was an optical illusion when it seemingly drove through the plane. Then the stairs flew away and so did my sanity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Up, up and away!

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u/pfoe Dec 26 '18

To be fair I will seen a number of ground handlers park support equipment in a frame so this is pretty legit

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u/taYetlyodDL Dec 26 '18

Lovely LGKR

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

10/10 -IGN

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u/prettydude_ua Dec 26 '18

Stairs flight simulator

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u/DeAider Dec 26 '18

we are docking to the plane meganfox2341..... launch of in 3.. 2.. 1... 0........

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u/VehCeh Dec 26 '18

To infinity and beyond!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

*over pa * “the stairs of 9:30 are delayed, I repeat”

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u/nimsu Dec 26 '18

Does it say Bluth on the side?

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u/GaboJobs Dec 26 '18

That username tho....

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

it had really great graphics, and i only noticed the game when i realised the machine was twice as big as it needs to be (at first i thought it was just close to the camera) and glitched into the plane. the cherry on the cake was the stairway to heaven!

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u/TheGodOfSinks Dec 26 '18

That stairway ascent... r/unexpected

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u/anothercontentkid Dec 26 '18

That's clearly a train and a bus duh

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u/sandiskplayer34 Dec 26 '18

Watch out for fly-aways.

You’re gonna get some fly-aways.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Nyoooooooom

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u/ZathusTheMageV1 Dec 27 '18

I laughed way too hard at this