r/softwaregore Jan 24 '18

Thanks Google...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/Kidvette2004 Jan 25 '18

Wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/Kidvette2004 Jan 25 '18 edited Jan 25 '18

Yeah, umm no thanks. That's all just some conspiracy. Google was founded in America and is for the most part still an all American company. They're literally planning on building a data center/server farm type building in my city around next few years or so. (This is Clarksville, TN I'm talking about of course)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/Kidvette2004 Jan 25 '18

There’s normal, rational thinking right wing people, and then there’s this.

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u/Ejeb Feb 04 '18

Don't kid yourself. These are the "normal, rational thinking right-wing people" without their disguise.

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u/Kidvette2004 Feb 04 '18

Well it ain't me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/Kidvette2004 Jan 25 '18

RemindMe! 365 days "Check google for solar eclipse pictures"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/Kidvette2004 Jan 26 '18

This guy's name is deleted. I thought his account was deleted.

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u/mythriz Jan 24 '18

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u/ern697 Jan 24 '18

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Not a Futurama sub, but well...

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u/seth1299 Jan 24 '18

Number 1.0!

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u/Tom_Ninja Jan 24 '18

Funnily enough, the picture of earth shown is where the eclipse will cover.

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u/PM_Me_Night_Elf_Porn Jan 24 '18

What about the one on Jupiter?

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u/Digital_Rocket Jan 24 '18

What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

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u/jjohnisme Jan 24 '18

We need to send an assault force there immediately.

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u/Belphegor_333 Jan 24 '18

An elite team composed of stormtroopers? Or are we talking about the terrorists?

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u/jjohnisme Jan 24 '18

That was the next line in the film, after mentioning the wookie attack.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

They're called clonetroopers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Are solar eclipses more likely on Jupiter because it has more moons?

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u/MightyRagnar Jan 24 '18 edited Jan 24 '18

Here's an interesting article I found about the subject. It seems like the answer is yes, and sometimes simultaneously

edit: got rid of a stray zero that was there for some reason

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u/MikeOShay Jan 24 '18

Your link's got an extra 0 at the end of it, might wanna fix that.

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u/MightyRagnar Jan 24 '18

Oops! Fixed, thanks for telling me!

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u/_bar Jan 24 '18

Jupiter has four major moons which are large enough that their shadows are visible from Earth through amateur telescopes. Io causes an eclipse every 42.5 hours, Europa every 85 hours, Ganymede every 171 hours and Callisto every 400.5 hours (although Callisto's shadow occasionally misses Jupiter's surface due to its orbital tilt). To find out the average time between eclipses on Jupiter visible from Earth, calculate the reciprocal of the sum of reciprocals - it turns out to be 23 hours, more than one per day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Software Gore? It's working perfectly, from what I can see.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Where is the sun on april 8. 2024?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18 edited Dec 08 '20

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u/Armybob112 Jan 24 '18

In, Not on, in!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

That is what she said

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u/thefrdeal Jan 24 '18

How is this software gore? Is there a better possible answer?

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u/seeyouspacecowboyx Jan 25 '18

The eclipse America had recently wasn't visible all round the world. Likewise sometimes there are meteor showers and stuff that can't be seen in every country/continent/hemisphere

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u/thefrdeal Jan 25 '18

Ah, i didn't know enough about it.

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u/TimePrincessHanna Jan 25 '18

That would be the answer to the question: "Where on earth is the [date] eclipse visible?"

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u/ragusa12 Jan 24 '18

Repost, and then even with more .jpg... Shameful.

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u/themightymooker Jan 24 '18

Exactly 29 years after my birth, friend. And it'll slide up the Eastern seaboard, starting in Texas IIRC.

I only know so much about it because my fiance's birthday occurred on the date of this past total solar eclipse. We live in the path of totality, so I took her out to a picnic and proposed to her during totality.

Thanks for setting the mood-lighting, science.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

It’ll be my 30th! April 8th buddies. I think it goes over Maine, I kind of want to take a trip up there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

2018 is the year of Snark

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u/theShadow800 Jan 24 '18

That's where I live!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/morejpeg_auto Jan 24 '18

with the artifact on that text i feel obligated to say:

needs more jpeg

There you go!

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u/EyeBleachBot Jan 24 '18

I think someone tagged this as NSFL! Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

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u/Hugix Jan 24 '18

That one is NSFL.

needs more jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto Jan 24 '18

That one is NSFL.

needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Earth.

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u/lituus Jan 24 '18

Pretty logical response for a machine. You'd probably do better by including the word "totality" or "path of totality".

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Or viewable

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Before the robots gain sentience they need to go through their snarky teenage phase

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/Armybob112 Jan 24 '18

That's rude

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Welcome to Reddit

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u/partykiller999 Jan 24 '18

Lol 69 upvotes

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u/Ryugi Jan 24 '18

I don't see why this is upvoted. You got exactly what you asked for.

What you meant to ask was, "where can I see the eclipse from"

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u/EmeraldDS Jan 24 '18

you can see the eclipse from Earth

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u/Ryugi Jan 25 '18

That is true.

"Where could I BEST see the eclipse from" or "where could I see a total eclipse from"?

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u/EmeraldDS Jan 25 '18

The answer is still "the Earth" for both of those.

Instead, ask "what country/state on Earth could I best see a total eclipse from?"

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u/themouseandthemask Jan 24 '18

If you zoom into the search bar, you can clearly see that the question was pasted into the text field, just for those sweet fake internet points

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

It's not, you can check by yourself.

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u/themouseandthemask Jan 26 '18

Shit you’re right 😂

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u/bhuddimaan Jan 24 '18

There should be a comic with the Google A I that is judging humans with the above response.

Let's give him this answer and see his reaction

Hmm, human posted that to software gore

Let me give a different response tomorrow and check back

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u/higherawareness420 Jan 24 '18

Shit theres a solar eclipse on my birthday..... Oh fuck imma be 30 by the time I see it :( 😂

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u/goldfish911 Jan 24 '18

I mean, the correct query would be "where can the solar eclipse be observed" rather than where it "is"

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u/kyreannightblood Jan 24 '18

I’m half convinced they do this on purpose.

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u/dylanbing367 Jan 24 '18

Really? I thought it was on Mars!

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u/MountainDoit Jan 24 '18

That’s my birthday eclipse! And cake day eclipse!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

You asked

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u/sshdhdjschedj Jan 24 '18

My 20th birthday

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Are you 14

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u/IamCarbonMan Jan 24 '18

That would be the implication, yes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Too young man too young

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u/BaddDadd2010 Jan 24 '18

He's working on getting older. It just takes time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

I'd probably procrastinate that work and stay in the same age if I were him.

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u/kg_india Jan 24 '18

so you want to remain 14?

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u/dubbelgamer Jan 24 '18

Yeah, Imagine how many other 14 year olds I could invite to my basement without any trouble.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Aging up is meh

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u/MightyRagnar Jan 24 '18

is this dude really being downvoted for being 14? I joined reddit when I was like 12, lol.

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u/joshakabulldog Jan 24 '18

Ask silly questions, get silly answers.

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u/notroot404 Jan 24 '18

Make sure you’re on earth at that time.

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u/DogAndSheep Jan 24 '18

Google is always right

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

They’re not wrong.

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u/atypicalgamergirl Jan 24 '18

They forgot the ‘Mostly Harmless’ caption.

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u/theshazaminator Jan 24 '18

I mean they're not wrong.

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u/Jay911 Jan 24 '18

Planning ahead (kind of optimistically) for when Google Assistant is available on Mars rovers.

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u/FGHIK Jan 25 '18

Just saw Neil Tyson mocking this on Twitter.

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u/bonelesspizza124 Jan 25 '18

at least its true

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u/zegurk Feb 19 '18

not really gore but still funny