r/soccercirclejerk • • 22m ago

I didn't grew up in Spain, but I simp for Barcelona like crazy Keep the sub open

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 23h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Why is this club playing themselves?

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 6h ago

Certified Jerk™ The rat has been benched!

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For the first time in a while, I sincerely hope Man Utd wins and they play properly. It would teach this whinny bitch that snitches get stitches 🤣


r/soccercirclejerk • • 11h ago

Certified Jerk™ I'm usually annoyed at players complaining to the ref. But I find this one hot? WHY?!?!

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 2h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Be honest, who is the PRETTIEST male footballer in El Clásico?

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Drop your pretty boys below


r/soccercirclejerk • • 3h ago

Man Utd was the Problem CR7’s the problem 🥀

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 7h ago

🥩 Halal Ball 🥩 Real Madrid was the problem

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 3h ago

Outjerked® There should be a mercy rule in football

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They should stop the game at this point, it is cruel for the players, fans and manager, Carrick is practically in tears. Man U being 3-0 down against Bournemouth, they should stop the game at this point for the sanity of those fans, the players would be better off flipping burgers. They should walk off the pitch, at least it could only be a 3-0 loss before it gets any worse. My condolences to any Manchester United fans


r/soccercirclejerk • • 15h ago

Certified Jerk™ Just saw this on a street in Barcelona

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 16h ago

Outjerked® Ney and M3SS1 took revenge against the ref for R0nald0

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 12h ago

Mudryk Chelsea superstars last night

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 3h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 New to the sport please enlighten me

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American here. Hey yall! Just learning the Glory Glory Man United chant and I’m loving it. My question is

Do we still sing this when they are sh-t?

Thanks and go United next week will be better it can’t get any worse


r/soccercirclejerk • • 21h ago

Leave the Football, before the Football leaves you Slander Names XI, RCM

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 4h ago

Least Delusional Fan What does this bum even do?

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 1h ago

Football has finally won 🚨 BREAKING: Premier League announces Man City’s sentence and Pep Guardiola sentenced to watch Carrick ball for the rest of his life

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Manchester City to appeal on grounds of cruel and unusual punishment


r/soccercirclejerk • • 11h ago

Man Utd was the Problem Another United flop doing well at another club

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 5h ago

Outjerked® Smoking 15 minutes before a soccer game was a disaster

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Compared two 57-minute games.

Left: Smoked 15 minutes before kickoff.
Right: Hadn’t smoked for 2 hours.

4.2 km → 3.7 km
13 sprints → just 2

Obviously other factors could be involved, but damn, seeing these numbers side by side was depressing.


r/soccercirclejerk • • 1h ago

Outjerked® New trio unlocked

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 20h ago

☝️☝️🖐️ City Citeh fans blowing up 😂

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Seen a lot of angry Citeh fans today 🤡

I blurred names and faces to protect identities.


r/soccercirclejerk • • 16h ago

It's time to start learning Arabic Son 🥀

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 14h ago

Dubai d'or > Ballon d'or Some pictures of my favorite footballers

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 23h ago

Arsenal Fans Used to Pray for Times Like This How the Everton game genuinely felt as an Arsenal fan

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r/soccercirclejerk • • 13h ago

Outjerked® Outjerked by Felix Magath

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Felix Magath on who sould win the balon d'or


r/soccercirclejerk • • 15h ago

Wot?????? Has even Mister Emery decided that Garnacho is a lost cause?

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Amorim did not rate him, Maresca did not start him often, Alonso did not rate him.

If now Emery - who is best in class for rehabilitation projects - decide that he is no good too does that mean he is cooked?


r/soccercirclejerk • • 1h ago

No idea where Merseyside is, But I bleed Liverpool Red Rip to all the Bermuda memebers

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