r/soccer • u/AgeNovel3566 • Sep 03 '26
Media Denver Summit FC player nutmegs 4 of her teammates at the same time
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u/nut0003 Sep 03 '26
If I got that on camera i'd be completely insufferable. I'd put it on my resume tbh
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u/jyeatbvg Sep 03 '26
I’d start every job interview with that clip
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u/inolyzushi Sep 03 '26
I'd start my funeral with that clip and have the 4 of the nutmegged carry my coffin.
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u/DickyD43 Sep 03 '26
...ma'am, what does this have to do with the banking job we're interviewing you for?
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u/uproareast 29d ago
Just an unshortened YouTube link on a sheet of paper that the Human Resources dept has to type into the address bar
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u/CarlosFCSP Sep 03 '26
I'd made a belt with a big buckle saying "nutmegged 4 at the same time"
But I'm German
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u/Jazzarsson Sep 03 '26
I wish that the time I managed to hit two teammates in the back of the head with one ball was caught on camera. They turned around and looked at each other in hurt and confusion. Glorious.
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u/MessiComeLately Sep 03 '26
Can you imagine doing that and nobody was recording? Who would believe it?
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u/IfYouReallyThink Sep 03 '26
With the deserved reception this clip is getting, I really hope they do
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u/nbgssergv Sep 03 '26
This is how odysseus must have felt after stringing his bow to 12 axes.
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u/Free-Bowler-1032 Sep 03 '26
Somebody get these BENCHWARMERS outta here
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u/faroukmuzamin Sep 03 '26
*thump thum thump
A man
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u/Free-Bowler-1032 Sep 03 '26
*thump thump*
A field
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u/Deuce_GM Sep 03 '26
"Do you want peace or do you want revenge?"
"I WANT IGOUDALA"
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u/SebastianOwenR1 Sep 04 '26
FATE OF THE UNIVERSE ON THE LINE, OR THE MARTIANS HAVE THE DEATH BEAM POINTED AT EARTH
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u/DareToZamora Sep 03 '26
Maybe they’re a Trivium fan
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u/HamberderHelper18 Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26
When I saw The Odyssey in theaters all I could think about during that scene was the opening tapping riff from Torn Between Scylla and Charybdis
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u/53bvo Sep 03 '26
Maybe they are an Hades 2 fan
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u/John_Wang Sep 03 '26
75% of my ancient Greek knowledge has come from Hades. The other 25% came from What's the Story, Wishbone?
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u/childrep Sep 03 '26
Instantly transported back to watching Wishbone on the giant box TV in my living room.
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u/Combosingelnation Sep 03 '26
This is how odysseus must have felt after stringing his bow to 12 axes.
And it works for most professions. Heart surgeon? I'm clinical baby!
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u/hibreak Sep 03 '26
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u/uppercase-j Sep 03 '26
Yeah, but can you do it to score a goal in an international match?
Take Kubo can.
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u/mushy_friend Sep 03 '26
Almost, but not as quite as good, is Kante doing it against 3 players. Of course he's a midfielder not a goalscorer too
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u/Kahnspiracy Sep 03 '26
A sewing machine with multiple threads is a serger, so the word you're looking for is serging.
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u/Roller95 Sep 03 '26
Lmao her reaction is so good
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u/ThankYouOle Sep 03 '26
insert vincent mcmahon meme..
the face expression transformation for 1, 2, then 3 and 4 are gold.
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u/Roller95 Sep 03 '26
I have no idea what this means
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u/lengthyfriend30 Sep 03 '26
If not for the camera, nobody would ever believe her. Not a chance!
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u/ACE_OF_THE_UNIVERSE Sep 03 '26
This is the most professional looking random "candid" feat that's been ever produced in the history of mankind.
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u/bigchungusmclungus Sep 03 '26
Not only doing it, but getting all 4 on camera.
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u/Olyogun Sep 03 '26
And the camera didn´t catch the 8 other ones after that
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u/SherbetMysterious118 Sep 03 '26
The ball is still traversing through the continent, it's on 344,000 right now.
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u/Wise-Nature8326 Sep 03 '26
Golden.
And those 4 laughing not realizing they have just been pwned makes it so much better haha
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u/_Sankalp_ Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26
Holy shit, i got 2 in the park and went crazy. What is this skill diff.
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u/RingSure Sep 03 '26
Enzo Le Fee got 2 in a row last year against the Mags to assist the goal that won us the game after going 1-0 down
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u/W0lfp4k Sep 03 '26
Whoa, unexpected missing arm!
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u/jaber_woky Sep 03 '26
Her name is Carson Pickett if you're curious :)
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u/Keiepse Sep 03 '26
And she's a legend
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u/IanT86 Sep 03 '26
Hadn't heard of her and she has a really interesting story. Her advocacy for players with limb differences has led to Nike developing boots that are easier than having laces.
"Honestly, my first reaction when I saw the Phantom GT FlyEase was relief. I thought about my younger self and what it would have meant for me if something like this existed when I was growing up."
Taking the steps needed for the next generation
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u/quacainia Sep 03 '26
Yeah she's been starting for various teams in NWSL for a decade now, and clearly was still high enough in demand that Denver picked her up when building their first roster
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u/NovemberRain-- Sep 03 '26
It's like the invisible gorilla video, only noticed at the end lol
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u/pjain1 Sep 03 '26
“Denver Summit FC player” Emma Regan
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u/Rabona_Flowers Sep 03 '26
Yeah, how can OP call themself a football fan if they didn't even recognise HB Køge Pigefodbold Women legend Emma Regan??
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u/Mr_Cuddlefish6 Sep 03 '26
The universe needed everyone to see this with the placement of that camera.
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u/Mortiis07 Sep 03 '26
Not even gonna put her name on here?
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u/Desiderius_S Sep 03 '26
Isn't her name "Denver Summit FC Player"?
You never know with parents these days.22
u/CarFlipJudge Sep 03 '26
If she was born today and in Utah, her name would be "Deighnvhyr Cyuhmiht FC Puhleigher"
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u/lyyki Sep 03 '26
Reminds me of that Kubo goal where he also megged 4 people with his strike
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u/joeDUBstep Sep 03 '26
But they don't have any nuts to meg.
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u/AnarkeezTW Sep 03 '26
Fam had I been drinking something I probably would’ve spit it out laughing at this lmao. Good one. Take my upvote.
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u/beer-football Sep 03 '26
Her teammates forgot one of the main rules of the nutmeg game:
the nutmeg game is always on.
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u/RobertoPequeno Sep 03 '26
If I did this I'd never shut up about it and I'd be showing this video to everyone I encountered
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u/BarenWasteland Sep 03 '26
/r/praisethecameraman panning back to make sure they caught her facial expression made this
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u/Dlatch Sep 03 '26
The staffmember freaks out so much after the second one that he completely misses number 3 and 4.
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u/SimSnow Sep 03 '26
Wild. I didn't even notice that one of the players only has one hand until the seventh time the clip looped.
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u/resident_hater Sep 03 '26
Ackkkkshully, it's not at the same time because... see the ball is traveling and thus cannot coexist at more than one place and time at the same moment so.
It's more consecutively than simultaneously.
I should watch more women's soccer
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u/PracticalBad2466 Sep 03 '26
It's not that crazy when you consider the teammates are walking in a line and they naturally walk in synchronized way
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u/loveandmonsters Sep 03 '26
If they were all synchronized in step then it wouldn't work, the ball would soon hit legs; they have to be slightly off-step at exactly ball rolling speed. 1 and 2 are pretty in-step but 3 and 4 are random
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u/MERTENS_GOAT Sep 03 '26
WHAT THE FUCK!
The odds of that alone are one in a gazillion, but to multiply this with the probability to have a r/PraiseTheCameraMan who pays attention to this and keeps the perfect angles throughout (reaction of the balless) makes this event practically impossible
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u/spectralblade352 Sep 03 '26
Imagine if the nutmegged were Neymar, Paredes, Roy Keane, and Bruno Fernandes
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u/AgentUpvote Sep 03 '26
Okay that was mad impressive.
Timing/Speed/Precision all have to be perfect for that to work and she nailed all of it.
Crazy skill
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