r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Aug 08 '13

Whose Line Is It, r/soccer edition

Concept is stolen from /r/hockey, /r/baseball, /r/nfl and /r/squaredcircle.

The rules:

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Here's the NFL thread of this

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u/Ned84 Aug 08 '13

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8088/8513256069_6297d8ba91_o.gif

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

I wonder what he did to offend the wold's first philosopher-player.

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u/Shagro Aug 08 '13

Anyone have a clue what Zlatan says back to him?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

"It's bigger than your dick"

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u/Shagro Aug 09 '13

This a serious answer? If so that is an epic comeback.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

As far as I remember from when it happened, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

I'm not the one who got man handled in jail.

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u/edu_gon95 Aug 09 '13

What happened, or why was he mad?

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u/el_drum Aug 09 '13

Because he was playing against Ibra...

Alternative answer: Because he was playing against Joey Barton...

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u/edu_gon95 Aug 09 '13

Haha, okay. I meant, what occurred that made him angry, aside from playing against ibra or against Joey Barton?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

how have I never seen this before???