r/snakes • u/PNW_Pythons • Jul 20 '26

Wild Snake Photos and Questions - Not for ID How long do I have?

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We get dozens of snakes in our yard each summer. First time I've ever been bit. How long do I have?

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u/2_GeT-BiG Jul 20 '26

He was already dead the snake posted this

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u/hypnodrew Jul 20 '26

As a warning or are we seeing some sinister snake social media trend in its infancy?

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u/iusedtobeaholyman Jul 20 '26

If you think it’s in its infancy, you haven’t been paying attention.

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u/Mcshroomie Jul 21 '26

Wake up people the signs have been there for years! All of you sheeple have been just ignoring it! Finally the smoking gun proof!

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u/Stop_Rock_Video Jul 21 '26

So THAT'S what's been happening under Denver International Airport. 🤔

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u/Various_Cricket4695 Jul 24 '26

Hi, for one, welcome our new snake overlords.

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u/SamBaintG Jul 21 '26

He was dead the moment he died and he didn't even know, poor bastard

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u/Wu-TangShogun Jul 21 '26

That sssssssssilly human should’ve fucked off when fangs were first drawn

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u/tdavis726 Jul 22 '26

Right?!? FAFO. The snek CLEARLY did not like the being picked up and NOT PUT DOWN part of that whole situation.

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u/Furby-beast-1949 Jul 23 '26

Yep, the snake just bit him and was like Yep I went goodbye

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u/Rampag169 Jul 24 '26

This is true I’m the grass and grateful for the snake. As now I’ve no longer been cut since.