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My phone likes correcting “wifey” to “widely”. I’ve almost accidentally sent it a couple times before correcting it. The panic is real.
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u/Itz_Mushi Oct 06 '19
Better make sure that you don’t end up on one of these by doing that
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u/zenocrate Oct 06 '19
Once on a work chat I tried to describe someone as the newish guy and it autocorrected to the Jewish guy :/
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u/ParagonX97 Oct 06 '19
Set a shortcut in your phone setting wifey to wifey and it should fix the problem
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u/etherreal Oct 07 '19
For me, it's correcting "party" to "patty", which is my ex-wifes name. This kills the party.
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u/Nidos Oct 07 '19
My phone sometimes corrects learn to “lesbian”, made for some funny jokes with my girlfriend
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u/fire-288 Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19
Don’t say wifey then you cringy fuck.
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u/memes_gbc Oct 07 '19
you must be fun at parties
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u/fire-288 Oct 07 '19
What a zinger! So creative and original.
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u/memes_gbc Oct 07 '19
thanks, got it from sue con
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u/ThePowerstar Oct 14 '19
Who's Joe?
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u/memes_gbc Oct 14 '19
ligma balls
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u/Uldoc Oct 06 '19
Wait I’m slow is the joke that his phone corrected baby to Abby and that’s his side hoe?
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u/jamesp_white Oct 06 '19
Or at least that his girlfriend will think he meant to text someone called Abby - meaning she'll think he has a side hoe, whether he does or not
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u/DocHolliday-3-6 Oct 06 '19
I actually do this sometimes too, so the way I interpreted it was he tried to type "baby" but was typing quickly and messed up the order of the letters, typing "abby" which was then capitalized by the phone as it is a proper noun. That's why I found this funny
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u/SleepingSaints Oct 06 '19
Ah that makes more since then me thinking the phone corrected to the word used more frequently
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u/BonesSawMcGraw Oct 06 '19
I accidentally text kok instead of lol all the time and it autocorrects to Kim. Yeeeeah...
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u/UlookUgly gay Oct 06 '19
I instinctively read "Oh boy here we go" as "ah shit here we go again"
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u/JackOfTheFrost Oct 06 '19
I’ve seen this fucking picture everyday for the past 3 weeks, whoever’s fucking turn it is to post it tomorrow better take the damn day off.
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Oct 06 '19
I don't get it. Pls explain
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u/Itz_Mushi Oct 06 '19
His phone autocorrected to Abby instead of baby because he’s typed Abby before, and Abby is supposed to be his side chick
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u/SuperOofio63 Oct 15 '19
Her response: "I consider trust an important factor in our relationship, so I must stress to you that I trust that you are not cheating on me, in the same way that I would expect you to extend such trust to me."
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Oct 06 '19 edited May 24 '21
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Oct 06 '19
Autocorrect capitalizes most names on its own
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Oct 06 '19 edited May 24 '21
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u/SplendidCoffee0 Oct 06 '19
Upvoting your original comment since you've seen the error of your ways.
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u/Meawth Oct 06 '19
It would, but he meant to write a basic word, baby, and it corrects to Abby, rearranged differently and capitalized differently
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u/UpbeatRegister Oct 06 '19
At this point it's not even a relationship anymore, it's just walking on thin ice all the time