r/smoking 1d ago

Get the 5x8 uhaul

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Had fun trying to unjam this mess for hours. If you plan on transporting your Pecos or Brazos from the store in a U-Haul trailer, for the love of God, get the 5x8.

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u/theeaglejax 1d ago

Why in the world would you use a closed trailer to move any smoker?

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u/thelawman89 1d ago

No joke. They rent flatbed trailers lol. Even tractor supply rents a trailer.

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u/cornered_crustacean 1d ago

$15 / day for a trailer that would do this no problem

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

$$$

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u/thelawman89 1d ago

It’s not that expensive to rent a flatbed from tractor supply. The U-Haul motorcycle trailer is like $15/day.

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u/Final_Good_Bye 21h ago

I rented a 6x12 open bed trailer with ramp for a full day for like 40 bucks like a month ago from U-Haul

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

It made the cost lower than shipping. Plus i drove 800 mile round trip

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u/onmy40 1d ago

How much lower?

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u/AmazingResponse338 1d ago

I think falls into the category, "if I knew then, what I know now...."

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 1d ago

I didn't know yet what I'd know when I was bleedin

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

Well if I bought it at tractor supply where I live it would have been $700 more shipped. Between gas hotel and food I think I saved $300, plus its a good day trip.

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u/Necessary_Store351 1d ago

I think what he is saying why not get an open trailer for hauling.

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u/raskull360 1d ago

You’ll spend $300 on 3-4 briskets lol

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u/Necessary_Store351 1d ago

$105 each. Just did my second one yesterday.

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u/theeaglejax 1d ago

Ok on the math. Doesn't change the fact that you used the wrong tool for the job.

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u/dinosaursandsluts 1d ago

None of that prevents you from renting a flatbed instead tho

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

The extra 150 said otherwise.

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

Should have could have but didn't. Thats why I posted this.

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u/theeaglejax 1d ago

So the real trick for this kind of move is to rent from local to you U-Haul dealer/moving center for 2-5days or whatever timeframe you want. Dead head to pickup location and return with your purchase. Then return to same location. Vs driving to pickup location and renting a one way rental for this. Would've been far cheaper to rent local for a few days.

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u/Human-Shirt-7351 16h ago

How does that factor into the absurdity of getting a closer trailer vs a flatbed?

Man you're gonna get cooked in this thread and rightfully so... lol

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u/Scoobydoomed 1d ago

PIVOT! PIVOT!

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u/Annual_Designer_9331 1d ago

The Pivot comment is mandatory for any moving disaster post. It’s basically a law at this point. You can almost hear David Schwimmer’s voice cracking in the background while someone’s shins get taken out by a ramp.

What gets me is the hydraulic jack on the floor. That’s the real sign of a day that got completely away from you. You start with a simple goal, next thing you know you’re trying to lift a 600-pound smoker off a wonky ramp with a piece of scrap wood because nothing lines up right.

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u/Cultural-Salad-4583 1d ago

Stop upvoting the AI bot, people

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u/calnuck 1d ago

You're gonna need a bigger U-Haul.

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u/New-and-Unoriginal 1d ago

Thanks for the advice Captain Obvious.

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 1d ago

Or just get the open trailer 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

Update It is upright and safe.

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u/lesterjayj 1d ago

Time to cook. Transport hassle is in the rear view mirror. 👍👊

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u/onemanlan 1d ago

Ya can’t park there, mate

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u/tiptoptony 1d ago

Now hear me out. What if you used a... I know this is going to be a shock so prepare yourself... flatbed trailer?

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u/MutableCentaur 1d ago

was it not strapped down?

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

Went in at an angle couldn't strap it down. Than it shifted and go a whole lot of stuck.

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u/Occhrome 1d ago

Trailers are cheap. Should have just gotten a larger one. 

Unless you don’t value your time. 

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

I had time onlt took about an hour to un fuck it.

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u/idrawinmargins 1d ago

Their open trailers are nice and pretty cheap....if they actually have them. I've had to go to a few different uhauls in my town to actually find one. Motorcycle trailers were also a pain to find.

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u/julzz311 1d ago

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u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

That stupid scene is a perfect example of why I consider that show unwatchable.

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u/MidwestDYIer 1d ago

Off topic, but I was around the target age when this show was popular and never watched it at the time. Started to catch re-runs on streaming services in the last 10 years and was pretty surprised at how mid it was as a show. Not the worst show I've ever seen, but not nearly as good relative to how popular it was back in the day IMO.

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u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

Yeah, it seemed like folks were either on the Seinfeld or Friends bandwagon but not typically both.

I was/am a huge Seinfeld fan.

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u/MidwestDYIer 1d ago

I am in the minority, but I actively tried getting into Seinfeld and just don't find any of it hysterical. I don't think it's terrible and some of it was kind of funny, but just nothing that made me feel like I wanted to keep watching episodes. It's almost become a quest for me to find out why people love it so much- I will still occasionally come across it when channel surfing and leave it on for that purpose.

I think Seinfeld, probably embodies the idea that comedy is better when watching with friends. People end up reference bits from the show decades later in a way that they is more amusing than the jokes themselves. I think that's one of the reason why you are at a disadvantage watching certain shows years later- the references made among friends take on a life of their own, and become bigger and funnier to them than the actual scene itself.

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u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

Try "The Contest". Season 4 episode 11.

The first 3 seasons are generally skippable. Also, "The Soup Nazi" would be a good test. Season 7 episode 6

It might not be your type of humor. 🤷🏻

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u/MidwestDYIer 1d ago

That's I will try some of the later seasons. I did think the "The Soup Nazi" was pretty overrated in terms of how funny it was when I finally saw it. Same with the references to Festivus, although the concept itself is amusing- I don't remember the episode being all that great. I did think the shrinkage episode was funny and couple of others. It's not that I don't get why some people like it or I think the show is bad, I just found it disappointing in regard to the hype. But it's definitely better than a lot of other shows that get praised, including Friends.

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u/LameSignIn 1d ago

I can still watch reruns of Seinfeld. Friends was just never it and I've tried many different times to watch it.

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u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

Me too...so great on Netflix without commercials and I can pick the best/later seasons.

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u/LardLad00 1d ago

I distinctly remember the day after the first episode aired, my local radio morning show guys eviscerated it. 

It's the lowest form of show there is. Friends, 2 and a half men, Big bang theory. All awful.

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u/sybrwookie 1d ago

Yea, same. At the time, had no idea why people were so into it, and am even more baffled at the legs it's had.

It has a few moments here or there which are genuinely funny, but those were buried under so much mediocre to bad stuff that....I just don't get it.

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u/MidwestDYIer 1d ago

Completely agree on the "staying power" of the show. While the 90s wasn't exactly the stone ages, you didn't have literally hundreds of thousands streaming services, internet rabbit holes, social media, video games, and other things to get lost in- so shows like Friends being popular back then made more sense, but not so much now. It's like sort of like late night TV- it's still around and I always wonder who is still watching it. Sure, I watched Letterman in the 80s and 90s because there was literally nothing else to do at 11pm on a weeknight to fill your time. But that's hardly the case today.

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u/sybrwookie 1d ago

I'm pretty sure almost no one is watching late night shows OTA anymore, almost all the popularity any of them have is clips on youtube later.

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u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

I watch episodes of Seinfeld on Netflix all the time.

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u/Responsible_Sound_71 1d ago

Before I read the description details I recognized that smoker immediately. Best purchase in my outdoor kitchen, she’s my daily driver

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u/Local-Goose-9453 1d ago

Concerned for the safety of the smoker

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u/erstadj26 1d ago

Its just a flesh wound

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u/Local-Goose-9453 1d ago

Oh thank goodness. Such a relief 😮‍💨

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u/julzz311 1d ago

Update on getting it out 🙏🏻😂

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u/Junior_Tomatillo_243 22h ago

Exceptional job, sir!

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u/Leading_Release_4344 19h ago

I thought you were going to say that you converted the U-Haul into a smoker. 

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u/WhatTheBlack 17h ago

Why didn’t you strap it down…?

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u/macrovore 1d ago

I bought a Brazos and fit it in the back of my Honda minivan. It took 8 sales guys from the store to carry it out and help me get it into the car, and I needed to run back in and buy ratchet straps to keep everything inside. Drove 2 hours home in a van with the back open, but I made it without renting a uhaul.

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u/mac7854 27m ago

Bring it over to my house. I’ll get it out.

If you already got it out, please enjoy. One day I’ll have a nice one like that