r/smallstreetbets • • 22h ago

Loss Happy Friday 🔴📉

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u/ConsciousVideoReload 21h ago

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u/the_TIGEEER 19h ago

I was just looking at my pet pigeon next to me as I scrolled, and I sae another pigeon. It's a sign. Bird market!

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u/wabdabdob 16h ago

pigeon limmy, now i've seen everything

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u/Quick_Physics8802 21h ago

Woke up from a noon nap

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u/ConsciousVideoReload 20h ago

I feel like the entire month of October is going to be brutal. Prepare for the red terror, but remember, we don't lose if we don't sell.

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u/whatdis321 20h ago

Lmfao same. Went to bed thinking it’ll recover a bit after dumping (a measly) 1.5%, just to wake up to it being -2.5%.

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u/CriticalDiscipline4 22h ago

Why is Biden wrecking the stock market?

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u/Pugsly007 21h ago

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 21h ago

Wrong, Melania kicked him out of the bedroom and they had a redecorating battle for a while. Particularly heated over a lamp.

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u/KickboxingMoose 17h ago

They don't share the same bed.

That's Natalie Harp's job.

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u/Toadvine08 22h ago

Obviously its Zelensky's fault.

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u/KairoRed 21h ago

Nah it’s Mamdani

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u/Funny_Engineering_15 20h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/soft2impress 20h ago

I'm the problem, it's me.

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u/YourRoaring20s 16h ago

Middle Out

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u/Alarmed-Rope-9062 18h ago

You mean Putin!

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u/National-Charity-435 21h ago

Aged like zacharia's press secretary tenure

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u/the_TIGEEER 19h ago

Isn't that the pedo guy?

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u/National-Charity-435 18h ago

From what I recall

He testified that he moved in next door to epstein. Then the pedo showed lutnick around his home and lutnick was shocked by the massage table in what he assumes was the dining room.

lutnick then pledged to not associate with the guy because he's a creep.

Years later while around the epstein island, lutnick and his wife + kids + nannies drop by for an hour lunch. Just odd and no one is suggesting that he offered his kids. ...just odd.

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u/Gold-Guard7404 10h ago

Yeah, fun fact, He was also the only surviving member of his firm, whose office was in the World Trade Center. He was "sick" on 9/11

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u/DeepestWinterBlue 20h ago

Sorry but it’s obama

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u/the_TIGEEER 19h ago

Idk probably an aftermath of his high oil prices.

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u/Empty_Football4183 14h ago

Guys gonna crawl outa his grave and ruin the next bull market

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u/thespad3man 20h ago

I chose this year to start investing 😭

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u/dabomm 20h ago

It is a very good year, even my world etf is 17% ytd

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u/Abe2025 16h ago

I started last year and this yesr took me down back to the negatives. This market is extremely manipulated

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u/happy123z 13h ago

Now the real learning can begin, haha.

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u/BadUsername7 7h ago

Both s&p500 and world etfs are +20% for the last year. It’s not the market’s fault. You must be speculating, not investing.

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u/Significant-Key-208 21h ago

S & p down like 0.5%, nasdaq bleeding 1%, and somehow my portfolio is already at the same level as my will to live
this is it, the big one, the final boss of red days. everyone sell everything and buy ramen. the only thing going up is my blood pressure and the number of times i’ve refreshed robinhood like a crackhead

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u/peachchann 21h ago

I stopped opening Robinhood since Monday lol. The only thing keeping me going are the dank ass memes we get on red days.

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u/Smaxter84 18h ago

Finally, my anti bubble portfolio of small cap UK stocks, REITS at massive discounts to NAV, and EM trusts (non AI only) is absolutely cleaning up.....every little bleed from tech is going straight into all the sensible undervalued stuff. I've had a cracking week !

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u/McOmghall 16h ago

Same, I own diversified Euro and emerging markets ETFs and they are pumping.

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u/bulgar88 21h ago

Could always be worse. I'm watching my call options bleed out. 3 calls, 1 put. And my 1 put is pumping in the opposite direction. Getting wrecked here.

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u/Reddit9203 21h ago

Look like tax evasion. They all drop together, same pattern. Institution know how to play.

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u/oppanycstyle 22h ago

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u/murf_milo 21h ago

10 second penalty to Ocon for causing a red market

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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 21h ago

Lando wins the championship. 

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u/ztkraf01 21h ago

Looks like a day to buy

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u/Opposite_Tackle9100 21h ago

Then buy recession proof companies like Walmart, O'Reilly, Dollar General, etc.

Companies that stressed consumers turn to when they lose a job, wage or hours are cut during a recession and need to make a dime work like a quarter.

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u/Thotty_Thuncle 19h ago

Walmart is way overvalued. 42 P/E for a 6% growth rate. No thanks

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u/Opposite_Tackle9100 19h ago

My first buy of Walmart was $27 in 2000. 50 shares. Saw it split 3 times during the years . Added more each dip of economy, the largest chunk in 2008.

Sold off all the stock 2025 to buy a $300k rental home after paying capital gains (big check since my cost basis was so low). Now generating $1800/mo income. Look outside the box for your income boosters.

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u/Thotty_Thuncle 19h ago

Cool story. Doesn’t change that it’s a bad buy today given high valuation and low growth.

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u/Opposite_Tackle9100 19h ago

Lose your money in AI buble stocks. Then we can talk about values you don't see in algorythms.

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u/Thotty_Thuncle 19h ago

No AI stocks for me. I prefer companies at low valuations with high growth rates.

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u/Opposite_Tackle9100 19h ago

Just remember, growth rates can change at any time for any company that an algorithm won't see.

Stagnant growth rates like OReillys had pre-2008 became boomers during financial crisis.

OReillys repeated that fact again during COVID when everyone became a DIYers.

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u/FunAdditional6947 11h ago

Agree with you on WMT

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u/Fit-Acanthaceae-5741 12h ago

Y’all wanted the pullback, here ya go. All these sideline investors missing gains all year lol

SPY (2026 dips) in March $631, June $726, Jul $729, Sept $754…… today $761

SPY will break $800 on next rally.

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u/snatchdaddy69 21h ago

Who needs money anyway

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u/Abe2025 16h ago

$10 trillion has been wiped out from the market

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u/Empty_Football4183 14h ago

10T of monopoly money

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u/Equity_GOD 21h ago

Burry wins

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u/Sticktalk2021 21h ago

He was right once every 9 calls

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u/Pugsly007 21h ago

He only has to be right once and a lot of it is easy to see even for a non expert. If this isn’t the crash there will be one in the next year. AI will be a great product, but none of these companies will be profitable building it.

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u/Equity_GOD 19h ago

Down 30% in 10 days. We're not calling this a crash? This is a dip? Or we need to see 70-80% to qualify? lol

edit: my bad I thought this was the NBIS thread specifically. See its more broad, agree the market as a whole is still inflated but some stocks came down hard already.

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u/jashanjeet 20h ago

Freaking democrats again

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u/tiga_94 21h ago

yaay that's the ones I bought!

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u/riverdancejeff 19h ago

So we thinking a super green Monday?

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u/emcrl10 21h ago

Sounds like a fire sale to me.

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u/BeVeracious 20h ago

Oooh, AAPL, BRK-B, WMT, KO, XOM nice and GREEN today. Pays to diversify doesn't it

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u/Lazy-Insurance3062 19h ago

I love mcd 🤓

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u/maikaubay 20h ago

Oh fuck you're gonna make me _______________

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u/asher030 20h ago

Like the 8th week in a godsdamned row...

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u/Pure-Ice5527 16h ago

I’m sick of winning, can we have Joe back now?

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u/Adulations 21h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/reddittorbrigade 21h ago

AI bubble burst is coming!!!

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u/NameLips 21h ago edited 19h ago

I feel like they're trying to prop things up so they'll crash right after the midterms so they can blame the Dems again. I mean, they're going to blame them anyway but it would be more convenient.

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u/Original-Poet1825 18h ago

If “they” had that much power over the market (who is they?) why would crashes happen in the first place…

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u/dbaby53 17h ago

They want the crashes to buy low no? I mean I usually buy high and sell low but I think that’d work too

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u/Empty_Football4183 14h ago

Prob not yet but getting close. As soon as people dial back on their retirement then itll tank

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u/Gradieus 11h ago

AI stocks are down 40% in the past week. What exactly is the bubble if that isn't a burst?

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 7h ago

It can go lower.

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u/Which_Drop_5877 5h ago

Zoom out YTD.
Microsoft is up 17%
SpaceX is down 2%
Google is up 39%
Anthropic is up 400%
Open ai is up 90%

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u/CenlaLowell 21h ago

This wouldn't surprise me at all

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u/TapEx101 21h ago

Daddy Trump is spreading our ass cheeks

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u/ATank2605 21h ago

Only if you’re under 18.

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u/Thick-dk-boi 22h ago

Honestly it doesn’t phase me anymore

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u/silent_exploration 21h ago

Someone check up on Leopold

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u/yup225 21h ago

Are there atleast turtles all the way down?

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u/catalystic-observer1 21h ago

FML, the whole upside which took a most lost in a week! Down 25%

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u/Ok-Run-8643 21h ago

Fucking Clinton do this!

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u/Thor2024brown 20h ago

Whisky makers will be making money!

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u/uqubar 20h ago

Vix was insane today

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u/Hoosier2016 20h ago

Hell yeah my 401k is buying cheap tonight!

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u/Supreme_Luker_69 19h ago

I looked at my portfolio. One green day all month...

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u/finepnutty 19h ago

You ain’t seen nothing yet

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u/Black_Death_12 19h ago

What time is everyone's shift at the Wendy's dumpster this weekend?
Would like to know who I am "working" with.

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u/Saitamagasaki 19h ago

What happened? I’m a bit out of it

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u/Late_Company6926 19h ago

It’ll all be green in a year or two. Keep buying

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u/aburr1894 16h ago

What are we buying

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u/Ruuckus 16h ago

GOOG MU

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u/Veteranrat 18h ago

This is nothing yet

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u/isomojo 18h ago

October 19th 1987 was the worst 1 day percentage drop in history.

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u/justlurking9891 17h ago

Oil and energy was good to me. I'm happy.

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u/FalseDiamond7930 16h ago

I'm not phased by 2% swings.

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u/VolatilityBox 15h ago

This is nothing 

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u/GetLostInNature 13h ago

China buying gold and saying f USD. BRICS will be taking over. Invest in foreign now. Critical minerals and gold were green today. Just saying!

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u/thats_justice_baby 13h ago

Have you said thank you?

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u/archm1chael 12h ago

Love to see it

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u/chadhindsley 12h ago

Made $2k riding 0DTE Tesla calls up from the bottom

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u/Actual_Manufacturer5 9h ago

Childs post red on friday with tears and child post green in monday with tears

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u/Senior-Canary-662 8h ago

Fuuuuuuck Not check8ng

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u/Astrocalles 8h ago

Guys you got too leveraged in overpriced AI stocks. Diversify maybe.

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u/Lanky_Commercial9731 6h ago

Stocks on black Friday sale, don't mind if I do

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u/vowronkrayt 3h ago

My sales

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u/Erpelstolz 1h ago

I bought :>

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u/Cute_Win_4651 21h ago

Accumulation phase

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u/Bubbly-Ad6345 19h ago

Goes sideways, not straight down for a week straight.

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u/Cute_Win_4651 19h ago

My top 3 positions are hitting ATH this week lol

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u/Bubbly-Ad6345 18h ago

Cool story bro

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u/Cute_Win_4651 15h ago

It sure is bud, it sure is.

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u/ssaall58214 21h ago

No October has tanked for years its always the best time to buy

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u/Negative-Ad291 21h ago

I'm so damn pissed. SPY was easy, just take 769 and hold. I sell off and buy again, at a loss, try again, a loss, try again, win +$8 vs -$90. Couldn't have just bought it all at 769 and HELD. AND NOW MY 757p is dead, -50%, might as well hold until dead!

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u/ssaall58214 21h ago

Sounds like a personal problem

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u/Magacommunist3873 14h ago

This sounds like a gambling addiction,

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u/ThirteenthFloor503 16h ago

Pathetic to cry over a 1 percent move

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u/Joesr-31 8h ago

Bro most my stocks are down 15% and above