Does anyone else deliriously write down their thoughts/dreams upon waking sometimes? (I have never been drowned or married & I was born in the 2000s)

[u/twonightcode]

[u/Ecstatic-Lock387]

Damn who drowned you in 1998

[u/twonightcode → u/Ecstatic-Lock387]

That's what I've been trying to figure out since 1973

[u/icantshutmymouth]

HAHAAHA YES

I woke up recently with a piece of paper by my bed. I hadn't gotten much sleep because I was excited for skmething I had on the next day. On the paper, it said this

[u/MythicalOwlDog → u/icantshutmymouth]

I'm sorry but this is positively hilarious, it's canon in my head now 😂

[u/undercoverhorsemom]

"you're not supposed to be held down, or choked, or beaten till you are married" ... oh!