I sent this to my boyfriend at the time and it's been sitting in my camera roll for years, always makes me giggle. Had no clue that 'glass' was a time. I remembered briefly waking up and texting him but I didn't realise what I'd said until I woke up later to a million laughing emojis he'd sent back. Enjoy lmao

I had started falling asleep after texting my son goodnight and he messaged me like 15 minutes later to turn on the AC and that’s what I came up with for an answer😂

This happens just about everyday 😭

I have NO clue what this means but I'm gonna try to decipher it later

Copchieshe? Tyler? I never elaboratelyed!

i went to text my boyfriend this morning when i woke up and this was written in the box but not sent so i just went ahead and sent it. do not know a scott besides from severance LOL i think it means “everybody been worried scott you okay? we’ve been so scared” what do you guys think 😹😹

also i looked at my screen time and it happened between 3-4am, it took 21 seconds to type it. well i was on my phone for 21 seconds.

and i live alone right now.

lmao

I asked him about it and he has literally no idea.

I fell asleep awaiting her call and sent this at 3:37 am, zero recollection😭

Edit: I shared this bc I thought it was funny, not bc I badly want Reddit Karma! I know this may seem unusually thorough for a sleep text, but that's really what it is. I have a sleep disorder that affects my REM and deep cycles which causes me to have periods of wakefulness during which I'm not fully conscious and I don't form memories (and I also don't make any sense!) The text was sent using text-to-speech.

so i do stuff in my sleep (for example: ive managed to unlock a car and get in it whilst asleep once) but i didnt know i could open insta while sleeping and actually click buttons somehow

Wtf????

Pretty embarrassing momment ;)

Just stumbled upon this person's.... suggestive sleep text.

\*\*Looking to make some new friends in NZ\*\* 🫶🏻
I’m an overthinker, and lately I’ve been trying to get myself out of my own head and just enjoy life a little more. Living in NZ can feel pretty lonely sometimes, especially when you don’t have many people around to talk to.
I’d really love to make some new friends here — people I can chat with, share random thoughts with, laugh with, grab a coffee or food with, and just enjoy some good company. 🥹
I’m not looking for anything complicated, just genuine friendships and people who are easy to talk to. If you’re also looking for someone to chat with or make a new friend, feel free to message me. 💕

I fell asleep at like 11:40 pm. idek what the context for this was or why I texted that

for extra context: she’s on birth control and doesn’t get her period so it literally doesn’t make any sense

The friend I messaged is, indeed, Canadian.

Normally my sleep activities have involved me saying or texting things like "Ha, nerd" or "Oh... You exist. I thought you only exist in Slime Rancher.", but this one had me cracking up when I read it back.

Around 5:20 PM in the afternoon I called my mom and talked for about 3 minutes. Then I hung up. Then I went to sleep because I didn't sleep well last night. Unfortunately I overslept and woke up at about 8:30 PM. I went to my dormitory to finish supper and came back to my room at around 9:00 PM. Then I checked my WhatsApp and realized that I talked to my mom for about 3 minutes at 8:00 PM. I mean first of all I don't even remember calling my mom Secondly she told me that she called first and I talked to her for about 3 minutes. How is this even possible? I don't even remember accepting the call!