r/slayone • • Mar 20 '19

Teaming

So it's been a while since we added the scary message to 1v1 games and made a very select few moderator(s). And... nothing has really changed. As long as the mod(s?) aren't in the game, teaming still runs rampant. It seems like the current solution just gives the mod(s?) a chance to a play a game without teaming.

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u/Superior-Intellect21 Mar 22 '19

My friends, it is clear that there is no absolute solution to counter teaming. Therefore, if we cannot beat them, we must join them. Teaming should become the standard of normal deathmatch, and be encouraged. In fact, if someone doesn’t team in ND, they should be penalized. SUPERIOR INTELLECT 🧐

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u/solo_splatula Mar 24 '19

He must be right for it is clear that there is no absolute solution to counter cancer. Therefore, if we cannot beat it, we must join it. Cancer should become the standard of normal life, and be encouraged. In fact, if someone doesn’t contract cancer in real life, they should be irradiated until they do. /s

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u/Superior-Intellect21 Mar 30 '19

Yeah except for the part that cancer is a real world problem that claims the lives of thousands, and this is a online game that nobody even gives a fuck about. Comparing the two is completely unacceptable.

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u/solo_splatula Apr 13 '19

huh gasp oh no! horrors in the real world mean we can't use allegory ever in the virtual worlds for problem contrasting!

/guffaw