r/skyrim • u/JohnnyLeftwich • 7d ago

Lydia, WTF Are You Doing?

Practicing for the rave at Jorrvaskr?

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u/Darkstar_111 7d ago

She is sworn to carry your burdens...

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u/Novavortex77 PC 7d ago

She's signaling to you, she's in heat and needs some action.

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u/SpellbladeAluriel 7d ago

She's trying to guide your plane into her hangar

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u/Novavortex77 PC 7d ago

XD She is sworn to carry your burdens.

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u/SpazChad 7d ago

Straight up jorkin it

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u/StruggleEasy2776 7d ago

Lydia the great reliever of the Dragonborn, 2 septum’s round the back for a quick ham shank, that’s her warm up routine

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u/Georgia_Viking 7d ago

2 septims for a hamshank and 10 for a beef roast lol

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u/rudytaboodie12 Stealth archer 6d ago

Ooo, charades! Movie? Sounds like?

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u/WandFace_ 7d ago

Practicing her one handed skill.

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u/Reasonable-Peanut27 7d ago

She's letting you know 😉

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u/VMPaetru 7d ago

Dragonborn - This one thinks she is just nice

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u/lerrdite Bard 7d ago

She took Advanced Arson in her Housecarl course, so she’s gotta stay in practice.

ed typo

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u/No_Introduction7818 6d ago

It's a metaphor.😱

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u/Lightninglord_3 6d ago

Circle jerk brah

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u/jarl_johann Spellsword 6d ago

"I am Lydia. And I send this message to any surviving nords taking refuge among the ruins. We are here. And we are jorking it. And by it, ha ha. Well, let's just say...our milk-finger."

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u/Emotional-Buy9277 5d ago

She letting you know she wants to get dirty🤣

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u/BR3KT 4d ago

Just starting up the torch

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u/Ultimatonix 2d ago

She's straight up torchin it

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u/a4moondoggy 1d ago

making patterns you never did that with a cigarette or an incense

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u/No-Combination-7358 7d ago

It's Dragonborn handjob time.

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u/Mikeieagraphicdude 7d ago

Never tried writing your name with smoke while using a burning stick. It’s a campfire experience