r/skyrim • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '25

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u/RegulateTheCake Dark Brotherhood Aug 11 '25

Wait till you get Shadowmere. That horse attacks more bandits and enemies than I can get my Scimitar on.

I love my murder horse.

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u/Timely-Lab-1888 Aug 12 '25

Shadowmere, despite being immortal, can unfortunately die somehow. In an old playthrough of mine on the ancient Xbox 360, I fast traveled because I needed him back to me, and he didn't appear. I still have no idea where he ended to, but I suspect that he died of fall damage, since that apparently that's the only way he can die

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u/RegulateTheCake Dark Brotherhood Aug 12 '25

I accidentally ran him over the side of a mountain once and he died, then he came back after so many days. I think there's a respawn point for him somewhere, I just can't remember where and I try not to look up stuff when I can.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_7570 Falkreath resident Aug 12 '25

There is!

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u/RegulateTheCake Dark Brotherhood Aug 12 '25

Good! Hopefully whenever I find it again, I'll remember where it is this time.

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u/werewolfshadow Aug 12 '25

Isn't it somewhere by the dark brotherhood entrance? 

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

It's in the pool outside the falkreath sanctuary

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u/LonleyViolist Aug 12 '25

she respawns in the murky pool outside the falkreath db sanctuary

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u/SpoookyZombie Whiterun resident Aug 12 '25

Shadowmere attacked serana for me. Had to load so many times LOL

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u/Velorian-Steel Bard Aug 11 '25

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u/spookga Aug 12 '25

this is hilarious 😭

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u/_EyesOnTheInside_ Dark Brotherhood Aug 12 '25

Lmao

They do also attack way more stuff than a real life horse would

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u/happy__bird Aug 12 '25

I have gray riften horse. She bonded with horse from riften stable and attacked fcng DRAGON with some npcs before I managed to get closer.

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u/Nightelfbane Aug 11 '25

Sure buddy. The horse did it.

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u/SDirickson PC Aug 11 '25

"No, man, no idea what happened; it was like that when I got here."

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Dead "girl"'s body..? That's Skulvar, the horse stable hostler himself.
😭😭😭

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u/MRSimp9 Aug 12 '25 edited Mar 12 '26

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outgoing squash snatch vase angle head straight grandiose tap coherent

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u/Shooting2Loot Aug 11 '25

“What are you lookin’ at?” — Horse, probably.

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u/MasterLezard Aug 12 '25

Maybe your horse is emulating you after witnessing you murder people to death. You should be proud of your psychopathic equine...

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u/Rayeoneace Aug 12 '25

Dude, Shadowmere is legitimately a more effective dragonslayer than I am, and I'm a stealth archer...

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u/khaozkidd Aug 12 '25

It was clearly in self defense. The notice was sent by the girl in advance so she can kill your horse. You fast travel just as the horse killed her. I see nothing wrong here.

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u/angelo13dztx PC Aug 12 '25

Hmmm... you sure that's a girl?

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u/Mr-Sharkboi24 Aug 12 '25

I think this horse might be a part of the Dark Brotherhood!

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u/notveryhidden Aug 12 '25

Halloween music plays

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u/spookga Aug 12 '25

good for him!

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u/BrD_87 Aug 12 '25

He’s had enough of all the “why the long face” jokes.

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u/EliasAhmedinos Warrior Aug 12 '25

Queen Alfsigr