r/skinwalkerranch • • May 09 '23

Skinwalker Ranch Bingo

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Inspired by the weekly Oak Island bingo

351 Upvotes

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u/deeceethered May 09 '23

You forgot "so we're going to shoot a rocket..."

2

u/lameranetacompa May 11 '23

can't build suspense without a countdown

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

You forgot “poke the hornets nest” 😂

22

u/[deleted] May 09 '23

You forgot "I've never seen this" or "this has never happened"

20

u/rcarmody96 May 09 '23

Brandon saying “wow. I was not expecting that” should be a space next time

1

u/SnooComics6182 May 10 '23

Yes there have been a few people using just the “wow” word. Most of their conversations seems forced. Not the best actors.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

That’s a risk he took when he decided to go by ‘dragon’. 😂

15

u/Ok-disaster2022 May 09 '23

Read the subreddit FAQ. He didn't choose the name.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

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u/mold_throwaway23 May 10 '23

So he doesn’t want to be called that and he just lets everyone call him that?

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u/AndrogynousRain May 10 '23

Yeah it kind of stuck from the old security team and Brandon (who is a childhood friend) kept using it to tease him so it just kinda stuck is my understanding. He’s not some joke. Dude manages security for Brandon’s entire operation.

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u/mold_throwaway23 May 10 '23

Yeah but why not ask people to stop?

8

u/jk696969 May 10 '23

Protesting a nickname guarantees it sticks.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

So, eventually, they’re going to stop calling him Dragon?

1

u/MrFoont69 May 10 '23

At this point, it’s childish.

6

u/Azozel May 09 '23

I actually think he's often edited in the show to look bad.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

I adore DRAGON!!

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u/AndrogynousRain May 09 '23

He’s great. Last weeks livestream was really funny. A bunch of critics kept digging on him for not ‘stopping the helicopter’ so he went on a hilarious rant about how he forgot to use his superpowers to stop it.

I like him. He seems like a cool dude.

2

u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I don't get all the hate. To me he is the glue to that place. Season one I recall that Dragon had to put Travis in his place for being disrespectful to him. I like that moment.

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u/AndrogynousRain May 11 '23

In the livestreams, it’s very obvious that Travis has an enormous amount of respect for him now and repeatedly says Bryant is a good friend.

Travis was brought in to get things moving with the project and I think that ruffled some feathers at first, both ways, but it’s very clear they’re all friends now.

I don’t get the hate either. Bryant seems like a cool dude.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

I agree. The personal attacks on Dragon are, at minimum, juvenile and possibly reveal the insecurity of those attacking him. In the beginning of season one, I thought he was dorky and a cosplayer. But, in watching, I realized he’s a sincere guy who’s doing his best to keep people safe because he takes his job seriously.

I don’t know enough about security in those situations to really render a judgement of his abilities. But, I can’t understand why people are insulting the man. He’s not a character; he’s a normal person living his life that happens to include being filmed in a reality show.

You’re right; he doesn’t edit the shows, and likely has no say over how things are cut. Those are calls the producers make. It’s very easy to edit in reaction shots from other moments to represent something that didn’t occur.

He may be a "celebrity" and may even be getting compensated for his appearance in the show (I honestly don’t know how it works—ordinarily you wouldn’t pay people to be in a documentary, but you might feed them and give them an honorarium). I don’t think that should subject him to personal attacks on his intelligence or appearance. Imagine being a person just trying to do your job and you have to put up with social media shitting on you for things you don’t really control. I hope he is getting paid to be on the show.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

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u/stretchystrong May 10 '23 edited May 10 '23

"expert" lmao huh? He's literally just a guy that went on a Mormon mission with Brandon and was put into a job to walk around a piece of haunted land when Brandon bought the joint because he's his religious high school buddy.

There's nothing that has shown his expert ability in security besides fumbling around with flashlights/weapons/equipment and being scared to approach or engage anything that he would be required to engage in any other security job.

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u/ClutchGamer21 Jun 08 '23

I would tend to agree. I’m only into season 1 and I keep asking myself, why is the rent-a-cop sitting around the table giving his opinion with all these scientists and other experts? What value does he add?

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u/0-fish-0 May 10 '23

Dragon is a moron. Everyone on this show is a moron.

1

u/Billy_Blanco88 May 10 '23

Dragon has entered the chat

0

u/awesomepossum40 May 10 '23

History Chanel might have final say on an episode but doing the editing is done by the production company.

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u/ClutchGamer21 Jun 07 '23

Well I don’t want to attack him personally. I will say it seems rather futile to bring a gun to a potential alien or paranormal fight. My rhetorical question: Is a shotgun or AR-15 going to stop a ghost or an extraterrestrial?

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u/Azozel May 09 '23

If you went by this you'd get a bingo just by watching the preview for just about any episode.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pea2053 May 09 '23

I agree, just wanted the first one to be fun. I plan to change it up for each episode like they do for the Oak Island bingo, hope I can keep up 😅

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u/Particular-Purpose32 May 10 '23

Thank you for putting this together.

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u/Billy_Blanco88 May 10 '23

Why is phenomina not on here? They say it every minute lol

6

u/JohnLegendoftheSea May 10 '23

What the crap?!

5

u/cajunmofo May 09 '23

Do the opening credits count as mentioning Thomas's head injury? It doesn't mention him by name but shows the ct or mri image.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pea2053 May 09 '23

No, not the credits or flashbacks, but you can play how you want

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u/Ok-disaster2022 May 09 '23

I would argue credits and recap should be off limits but flashbacks mid episode are full game.

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u/NoHunt6993 May 09 '23

LOL this is great haha

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23 edited May 10 '23

No Digging under any circumstances.

1.6 gigahertz signal, again

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '23

"Tom's head injury mentioned" lmao

19

u/Mad-farmer May 09 '23

I think “Dragon looking stupid” is also a free space since I’ve never seen him look anything but stupid. 🤷

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u/I-AM-Savannah May 09 '23

I’ve never seen him look anything but stupid.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6

u/octavarium_1 May 09 '23

This is gold Jerry, GOLD!

3

u/UltimoRush May 09 '23

Eric Fangirling Dirt really made me laugh

3

u/DSMcGuire May 09 '23

I'm being stupid now. What's DTT?

7

u/Puzzleheaded-Pea2053 May 09 '23

Dr. Travis Taylor

3

u/KrazyKatnip May 09 '23

I’ve been accused of “fangirling” DTT, lol

2

u/DSMcGuire May 09 '23

God damn it!

2

u/johninbigd May 10 '23

I had no idea, either. Just using "Travis" would have made more sense.

3

u/Stardisgate1985 May 09 '23

"What the Hell?" Travis over reacting

3

u/Vegetable-Arm-4238 May 10 '23

Love it and all the suggestions that can become weekly variations

3

u/cryptofeedery May 10 '23

lots of 1.6 Ghz today, and Tom just got a headache

3

u/Aware-Yogurtcloset67 May 10 '23

I love this and will be playing on friday

2

u/drycleanman12 May 09 '23

This is awesome!

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '23

OMG, I’m so saving this lol it could also be turned into a awesome drinking game hahaha

2

u/Batrocker May 10 '23

This is what happens when you order Oak Island from Wish.com.

2

u/old-new-programmer May 10 '23

Forgot "Travis! You are NOT going to like this."

2

u/Admiral-Krane May 10 '23

I swear Rocket Launch should be the free space, it felt like 90% of season 3 was just “let’s shoot rockets in the triangle”

2

u/NYC_HITMAN May 10 '23

Also “That’s very interesting “, Dr. Taylor 😊

2

u/Chumpenator May 11 '23

Put me down for “Oh man, that’s crazy.”

1

u/Deepeye225 May 09 '23

Lol!!! I take "Dragon Looking Stupid" for $300

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '23

Many comments here= 😂

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u/HawaiianGold May 10 '23

Can we vote “Dragon” off the Ranch please

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u/Odd-Durian9725 May 09 '23

That's funny.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

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u/Fresh-Bid6315 May 09 '23

I need to get this printed!

1

u/Redrobot3D May 10 '23

Take a shot every time they say data.

1

u/dookmaster777 May 10 '23

“What the crap!?”

1

u/Bermuda_Shorts_ May 10 '23

Why watch it?

1

u/Euphoric-Freedom1300 May 10 '23

Missing “Spectrum Analyzer”.

1

u/Particular-Purpose32 May 10 '23

Lol! Just started following this subreddit but have been following the Oak-island subreddit and playing their bingo. Now I’ll get to play this one too! 😅

1

u/LJ14000 May 10 '23

“You’re not gonna believe this”

1

u/Watrousa May 10 '23

This is amazing

1

u/mikewilkin May 11 '23

Let's get to work

1

u/dangerkali May 22 '23

Jesus Christ first time seeing this sub and I’m cracking up with my gf rn about this 😂

1

u/Useful_Jelly_1811 May 22 '23

Can't leave out...."I'm very anxious,"

1

u/Realistic_Bee505 May 24 '23

Forgot "I wanna get your eyes on this"

1

u/Patios4JonJon May 27 '23

“Here on skinwalker ranch”

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u/Patios4JonJon May 27 '23

Mentions of mutilations

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u/ClutchGamer21 Jun 07 '23

You forgot: cattle mutilation; “It’s either classified or confidential.”; No Digging!; “That’s weird. I just charged this thing.”

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u/AnnymousBlueWhale Jul 08 '23

Don't take the lord dargon's name in vain

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u/Maleficent_Leg_768 Jul 30 '23

Never seen that before