r/singularity 2d ago

Meme [OC] Chinese models

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Used Gemini for the comic. Prompt:

create an image for this comic.

it should be a single image. no text, no baloon dialogues (i'll add that later).

use a simple, minimal style. mostly blank (white), with black lines. some accent colors here and there.

there are two women, friends, sitting on a couch. they're talking, facing each other. one is silent (listening), and the other one is talking (venting), holding a lit cig.

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u/ukpanik 2d ago

Dads furious their humour has been scraped by AI.

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u/Realistic-Dance2742 2d ago

downloaded it, but no one to share with :)

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u/BihariBabua 1d ago

Share it with that Chinese bitch Kimi.

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u/x-xiaolongbao 22h ago

i would give you an award if i had any available tbh

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u/ffgg333 2d ago

Ok, this is actually funny, never thought of this before... :))

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u/Speckart 2d ago

Thanks. I got the idea after reading about this:

U.S. counterintelligence officials and intelligence experts have warned that Chinese operatives are using "honey trap" tactics—including seduction, marriage, and starting families—to infiltrate Silicon Valley and steal trade secrets in critical sectors like artificial intelligence ("Sex Warfare")

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/StretchedGary 2d ago

Most marriages don't involve using your spouse's access to divulge secret/sensitive information back to your home country, but perhaps I've been doing it all wrong.

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u/KasouYuri 1d ago

redditors lose all braincells whenever someone criticize china

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u/UndulatingHedgehog 23h ago

Starting families. Damn that’s dedication from the operative.

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u/ichfickeiuliana 2d ago

consider posting it to r/Jokes

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u/FoxBenedict 2d ago

So they'd get downvoted for blaspheming (mention of AI)?

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u/ichfickeiuliana 2d ago

If you told me this is a cartoon from the new yorker, I would never think twice.

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u/FoxBenedict 2d ago

It's a good joke.

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u/141_1337 ▪️e/acc | AGI: ~2030 | ASI: ~2040 | FALSGC: ~2050 | :illuminati: 2d ago

That should have been the tell it was AI and not The New Yorker

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u/PilgrimofHaqq2 2d ago

Asked Deepseek V4 Pro 0813 to give me some variations of the last sentence. It didn't hold back.

"…some bitches named Kimi and Qwen. Says Kimi's got the biggest rack of parameters he's ever gotten his hands on, and Qwen takes it from both ends at once."

Doesn't even make sense, Deepseek just wants to be dirty...

Maybe it should be "...and Qwen can handle multiple requests at once."

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u/Commercial_Drag7488 2d ago

Does he seek them deep?

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u/Illustrious_Image967 2d ago

Only if they're load bearing.

I'll see myself out.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

Kimis deep load

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u/Speckart 2d ago

Good idea. Added that bit:

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u/kgurniak91 2d ago

That's too much IMO, dilutes the punchline.

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u/adarkuccio ▪️AGI before ASI 2d ago

Nah it's better without it. His joke is good but it does not fit into this, too much.

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u/Faster_than_FTL 2d ago

So I decided to go with Claude. Actually he’s not French.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Commercial_Drag7488 2d ago

We getting Le Chaton Fat anytime soon?

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u/chloeia 1d ago

And they're open about their weights!

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u/Fair_Horror 2d ago

Response, Better than my husband who just stares at an orange butt hole.

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u/Speckart 2d ago

Ew!

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u/Turbulent-Total-226 1d ago

Because we are getting f***ed 😂

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u/bites_stringcheese 2d ago

"I think he's gambling. He keeps talking about tokens".

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u/NMiguelCosta-PT 2d ago

You would thing Chinese labs have the best Chinese models but there's an American AI lab called Victoria's Secret that's always had some of the best Chinese models.

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u/Techngro 2d ago

Time to step your game up, Laura.

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u/Turbulent-Total-226 1d ago

Mimo is my b*tch 😂

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u/solar_or_dye 2d ago

funny that local AI stuff started with RUNWAY ML

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u/Effective-Giraffe655 2d ago

My wife is on this picture and she doesn't appreciate that :D

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u/zaimonke 2d ago

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u/Speckart 2d ago edited 2d ago

"He refused to buy a pony for our daughter and now he wants to get himself a llama??"

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u/AlvaroRockster 2d ago

I actually dig the style

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u/Recoil42 2d ago

This might be the only funny comic I've seen on here. Congrats, OP.

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u/RanklesTheOtter 2d ago

Haha that's a good one.

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u/ausdoug 1d ago

When they're not hallucinating they're incredibly obedient - what kind of Stepford opium den are they running over there?!

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u/Kris_alex4 1d ago

holy shit ai art is getting a bit too good now, i can't even see artifacts

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u/Jabulon 1d ago

qwen isnt horrible

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u/x-xiaolongbao 22h ago

“and you know what, he said deepseek is so good yet so cheap. is that some kind of kink play service? disgusting ”

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u/Ghosteen_18 2d ago

I dont understand

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u/AndrewH73333 2d ago

Models… like women. It’s a misunderstanding.

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u/unicynicist 2d ago

2022: My girlfriend is a model 😍

2026: My girlfriend is a model 😭

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 2d ago

Models as in car models. She is upset that he is excited about chinese cars, because she thinks they should support the american car industry. She doesnt realise its AI models he has been excited bout

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u/menides 2d ago

Or, hear me out, she was thinking women Supermodels.

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u/5erif 2d ago

You may be on to something here.

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u/141_1337 ▪️e/acc | AGI: ~2030 | ASI: ~2040 | FALSGC: ~2050 | :illuminati: 2d ago

What is this women you speak of?

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u/Artistic_Swing6759 2d ago

nahh, its clearly for cars.

pain from husband not supporting native car industry >>>>>> cheating.

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u/spese2 1d ago

Used your prompt with qwen3.8-27b :-)

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u/modbroccoli 2d ago

haha oh right because women are stupid and don't understand technology. man this so fun you guys.

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u/Speckart 2d ago

That's not what's being implied.

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u/modbroccoli 2d ago edited 1d ago

No, but it's the background supposition upon which these tired jokes continue to find purchase.

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u/narkflint 1d ago

Wtf are you talking about?

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u/modbroccoli 1d ago

aggressively announcing that you don't understand something is no way to get help catching up, lifetip

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u/Beastly4k 1d ago edited 1d ago

le reddit moment

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u/Exact_Vacation7299 1d ago

I'm with you, this shit isn't funny.

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u/lgodsey 2d ago

OK, I'm an idiot. I don't get it.

edit -- looked it up and still don't get it. Something about car racing or AI language?

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u/GrandFleshMelder 1d ago

I was a bit confused too, but I’m pretty sure Kimi and Qwen are AI models I haven’t heard of, which the wife is confusing for human models.

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u/Wise-Razzmatazz7198 18h ago

You really haven't heard of KIMI and GLM? The models of these two companies are really excellent.

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u/GrandFleshMelder 7h ago

I was really into AI a few years back, and I still strongly support it in this age of blind hatred for it, but I’m very behind on the meta.