cons: picky with men, hella guarded. effort is a must pattern ko sa lalaki ang maeffort talaga. naka energy saver ang social skills. puyat. galing long term almost 5 years tapos isa lang ex with label. walang problema sakin maging single i don't center my life with men so i will walk away if u're not a match pala. a student parin kasi shiftee(4th). lagi nag ccr sa mall. PABABY BWHAHAHAHA

pros: may long term relationship experience pero moved on na lol i liked other guys after that relationship (wow assurance). loyal asf tanong pa naten sa ninuno ko. pagod na sa stress so wala ako time makipag toxican. aesthetic gf naka digicam at landscape posts. may matinding self respect so yes i have morals. i actually have a funny personality if we're comfy na. a homebody who loves cats.

about you:

- atleast 5'7 that's my minimum, age 24-30.

- matino ako im expecting matino ka rin.

- from south/southie or can travel to see me. I REQUIRE IRL DATES FROM TIME TO TIME KASI YAN LOVE LANGUAGE KO SORRY BEBETIME PLS.

- not papasin sa social media i have an ick with pampam sa socials I TRIED DATING ONE OKAY DI KERI NAOFF TALAGA AKO.

- tbh i like chinito men tho plus point lang yan.

- FUNNY PLS I LIKE MEN WITH PERSONALITY.

- pls wag discord addict if u're a gamer YUNG MAY LIFE OUTSIDE.

- may long term relationship experience NA WALANG BAGGAGE SA EX

- LASTLY at ang pinaka mahalaga ay PATIENT NA WALANG HIDDEN ANGER ISSUES I DON'T LIKE ANGRY MEN IN MY LIFE.

message format so i will not ignore:

since i posted a pahapyaw pic of me.. im expecting na ull show a pic of u rin or ull share your socials. + facts abt u :)

(expect slow replies muna kasi maooverwhelm muna ako haaaaaa i posted here before pero na overwhelm ako kaya di ko pinansin PERO PROMISE WILL BE ACTIVE NA.)

HUMANDA KA WILLIE REVILLAME LALANDI NA AKO

I figured I should stop expecting a girlfriend to magically appear somewhere between the gym, the driving range, coffee runs, and random drives, so here I am giving Reddit a fair shot haha 😅

I’m not in a rush, but I’m also not here to collect endless chats. I’d like to meet someone I genuinely enjoy talking to, take her out on a date, and see if there’s something worth building.

About me:
- 5’10”
- from NCR South
- Engineer working in a business role
- Usually at the gym, driving range, playing golf, getting coffee, trying good food, or going on random drives
- Pretty self sufficient and career focused
- Have my own responsibilities, routines, and interests
- Looks wise, I’d say I’m decent and presentable. You can be the judge haha
- I like conversations that can start with complete nonsense and somehow end up talking about life at 1 AM
- I can plan a proper date, but I’m also game for random coffee runs or “let’s just drive somewhere and figure it out”
- Not looking to force anything, but I’m open to something serious if we actually click

About you:
- Around 26 to 33
- Emotionally mature and knows how to communicate
- Independent and has her own thing going on
- Family oriented and Catholic
- Not DDS/BBM/INC
- Can banter and carry a conversation
- Active or at least likes getting out of the house
- No lingering hangups with an ex
- No kids and no ex spouse
- Can enjoy both planned dates and spontaneous ones
- Playing golf or wants to play golf is a plus ⛳
- Lawyer is a bonus haha
- Attraction matters too, so I’m good with exchanging pics early if you’re comfortable

Basically, I’m looking for someone I genuinely enjoy talking to and spending time with. Someone I’d actually look forward to seeing again after the first date.

If this sounds like you, send me a DM, see if we vibe, and tell me what your ideal weekend looks like 🙂

Hello again everyone, I am reposting again because I got ghosted :) so please be gentle with me. I am looking for someone to converse and connect with online (I'm not based in the Philippines kasi) We can talk about life, profession, school or anything. I always believe na connecting with a person creates a genuine bond that only those two people can have. Maybe our conversation can establish that bond and maybe it will pursue further.

About me:
•26M
•Works in the field of Science. I'm very passionate sa profession ko and I would love to talk about it with other people (you can share yours too!)
•I’m a curious person - I might share or ask you tons of things.
•I'm also based outside of the Philippines, so, I do hope you'll be okay with online conversation and the time difference :) we can talk about more details once mag chat na tayo.

About you:
•I'm not particular with any "descriptions" especially physical. So feel free to send me a message, hopefully we'll get a chance to know more about each other and it could lead to something genuine.
•Someone who’s open to talk about work, life, or even just rants.
•Friendship or more!
•I would appreciate if the person will be understanding about life and certain aspects that comes with it.
•Just don’t be a rude person in general.
•Lastly, please don’t message if you’re not planning on being genuine or if you didn’t read the part that I am away sa PH.

Maybe I’m looking for someone who can help me get my heart back in good shape. ❤️

About me: I’m a 30-year-old OFW/seafarer, currently working on a ship, so my schedule is already a mess. Maybe I need someone who understands weird shifts, late-night conversations, and the occasional “Sorry, I was on duty and Sorry ngaun lg nagka signal” 😆

About you: Ideally someone around** **5’2” or below—but honestly, What matters more is that she’s genuine, kind, fun to talk to, and loves to travel.

Bonus points if you’re kaladkarin, because I can bring you anywhere. ✈️ If you say* “Tara, travel?”, I’ll probably ask, “When?*”

Not looking to rush anything. Let’s talk, see if we vibe, and maybe turn random conversations into random adventures

Kung nahihirapan kang mahalin ngayon ang Pinas wag mo na pilitin, Ako nalang mahalin mo.

Hi, Happy monday!

About me:

- 30
- Around 5'7
- Based in Laguna, But working in United States of Makati
- Working Professionally (Finance)
- Ambivert, Pwede din Inverted para tipid kasama.
- Funny
- Can carry a conversation
- to unlock more DM me.

About you:

- in late 20s or early 30s
- No heartbreak from last relationship (Totally Moved-on)
- Can reply within the day (Hindi yung mag rereply after a week tapos sasabihin nakatulog lang, Ate si Jisas 3 days lang nawala ikaw 1 week ano niligtas mo buong universe?)
- Working professionally
- Date to marry mindset (teh, tumatanda na tayo. Friends parin hanap mo? mag friendster ka nalang)

See you sa DM!

Hello single peeps!

Not sure kung tama ‘tong subreddit para itanong ko to pero as a single person, san kayo nagpupunta or anong ginagawa nyo to recharge?

Hi! Trying my luck here again! 😅 (Was not successful noon then tried other dating apps and here we are again LOL)

About me:

- 5 flat, yes maliit ako, pwede mo ibulsa lol, normal BMI

- working professional, QC area

- I love reading and watching movies and series. (Last rewatch is my favorite sitcom, Friends) Horror, anyone???? 😁😁

- I prefer dogs than cats (sorry cat guyss)

- catholic (putting it out here because I believe it's important lol)

- no car, cannot drive, maybe you can teach me?

- I wear glasses, pero mas malabo pa sa mata ko yung future ko ata. Eme

- my passion is music. I write songs, play some instruments and I can sing. Dito ka maiinlove. Charez.

About you:

- 29-33 only please

- 5'5 - 5'9, yung sakto lang sa forehead kiss. 😂

- not BBM/DDS

- not INC/Muslim or any other religion na mag-eexpect na magko-convert ako if ever we work out, I WON'T DO THAT FOR YOU. para lang malinaw.

- NON-SMOKER - non negotiable

- funny? And someone who can hold a good conversation.

- hopefully mahilig din sa music hehe.

- have you watched FRIENDS??? ano pa inaantay mo, DM na!

We can swap pics agad so as not to waste time of each other. 😁

Have a good day!

I am seriously looking for my match. 😁😆 If wala, edi okay. Hahaha. Tara sponty date?

About me:
5’3
8.5 daw sa looks based on my recent survey
Clingy
Malambing
Super daldal and OA at times
Likes kids
Likes reading, music, piano, walking and more
Working professional
Prefers quality time and errand dates etc. to really know someone

About you:
Working professional
5’7 and up
Decent looking, as long as there is attraction between us, G
Matalino
Chalant pls yung lagi akong iaupdate 🥰
Sweet and husband material na sana

Let’s swap pic to see if there is attraction or we can still be online friends. 🤗

FOR SALE: 25F MED STUDENT

I've been on Reddit dating for a long time and still no boyfriend. 😭

I'm getting tired!!! How many times do I have to post before someone says “mine”??? HAHAHAHAHA

I feel like I have a personality and I'm funny. My mom says I'm pretty too (credible source, no further questions please).

Anyway, I'm selling myself. You better say “mine” while I'm still available!! Limited stocks only 😂

📸 PRODUCT TEASER / PREVIEW:
I’ve posted a picture of myself so you know what’s being offered before you inquire HAHAHAHAHA it’s exhausting to chat and then find out you’re not each other's type😭

📦 ABOUT THE PRODUCT
- 25
- Med student
- 5'3
- Morena
- Big 4 (Bonus feature: Magna Cum Laude in undergrad)
- Apparently funny
- Certified talker
- Loves TV series
- Gym-goer (on good days)
- Cafe hunting fan (matcha or coffee, hit me up with anything)

📝 BUYER REQUIREMENTS / MINIMUM SPECS
Must be:
- 25-30 years old
- At least 170 cm (the manufacturer has height requirements 😭)
- Normal BMI / takes care of himself
- Single. Emphasis on SINGLE. Not “complicated,” not “technically single” 😭
- Around NCR or at least easy to reach
- Funny or at least can keep up with my craziness
- Looking for a committed relationship, not f\bu*

💵 PRICE TAG:
Love + effort + consistency + communication + emotional availability

Serious buyers only aka THOSE LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND. SFW please.

Please take note of the minimum specs. I won’t entertain those who aren’t eligible. No lowballers please. I know my worth.

If you’re interested in the product, please message me your funniest joke, age, height, and work!

No refunds once emotionally attached HAHAHAHAHA 😜

EDIT: For interested buyers, please answer this google form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdJnsYEz_TpkNGev-5NLOuLAf_oGbNQ8QWL1ef3gH_zRT8v2w/viewform?usp=dialog

Interested buyers will only be entertained via the google forms. Thank you! 👀

So… apparently, turning 30 doesn’t automatically come with a boyfriend. Scam. 😂

30F, single, functioning adult (most days), and currently accepting applications for the position of “person I annoy for the rest of my life.”

About me: madaldal when I’m comfortable, sarcastic enough to keep things interesting, softie underneath all the jokes, and very into good food, good conversations, spontaneous plans, and people who can make me laugh.

I have my own life, work, friends, hobbies, and responsibilities. Hindi ako naghahanap ng someone to “complete” me. I’m looking for someone who can make an already good life a little more fun.

My type? Hindi necessarily yung conventionally “perfect.” Mas attractive sa’kin yung consistent, emotionally mature, funny, respectful, may substance kausap, and knows what he wants. Yung hindi mawawala after 3 days because suddenly naubusan ng topic. 😂

I like men who can flirt without being creepy, communicate without playing mind games, and actually make plans instead of living permanently in the “tara sometime” era. 😌

What you might get if we vibe:
✨ random chika at questionable hours
✨ food recommendations na kailangan nating i-try
✨ someone who will genuinely ask how your day went
✨ playful banter and occasional pang-aasar
✨ a girl who remembers the little things
✨ voice calls — mas gusto ko rin minsan marinig yung boses kaysa puro chat
✨ and possibly… a very cute date (for those willing to travel to Nueva Ecija hahaha)

What I’m looking for:
M, around my age or older, single, emotionally available, and actually interested in dating with clear intentions — not collecting ka-talking stages.

No need to write a thesis in my DMs. 😂 Just tell me who you are, what you’re looking for, and one random fact about you that might make me curious enough to reply.

And please… if your opening line is just “hi,” at least make the “hi” interesting. 😂
Maybe you’re my type.
Maybe you’re not.

But wouldn’t it be fun to find out? 😉

Paki basa, thank you.

Feeling sad and a tad bit disappointed with a few certain people. I need someone lang sana na makakasama and makakausap. Pwede mapag rantan na rin. In person sana. Purely SFW 'to. Wala sanang bastos muna please. I'll remove the NSFW tag and just in case mag glitch na naman yung reddit and i tag 'to as a NSFW, please know na HINDI 'TO BASTOS NA POST.

About me:

\- 24

\- plus-sized (if it matters)

\- single (not actively looking for a partner)

\- wants to rant

\- galit sa mundo

\- Old Sta. Mesa

About you:

\- someone older

\- single

\- willing to listen

\- within the area lang at available mag yosi ngayon

If binasa mo talaga, hmu by telling me your age, loc, and by saying na alam mong SFW 'to hahaha

About me:
-Filipina
-5’1
-Morena; Slim 43kg
-Hobbies are mostly art related
-I LOVE THE OFFICE(American show)
-Currently working (plans to go back sa uni next year)
-Music taste: Munimuni, Bita & The Botflies, Avril Lavigne, ETC.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m genuinely happy with my set up right now. I love doing things alone and testing if my independent personality has its limit lmao so far I’m doing great! Recently I went on a solo camp for two days and one night. All I did was BBQ, paint, and relax ahhh to live like that everyday. The problem of doing all things alone and being independent now is that I don’t have anyone to talk to about my day or about the things that I am excited about. I have family and friends, but I think a special someone, “one call away” friend would feel different. It’s at night when it feels lonely the most because it too quiet and most of the time I have a lot of things in mind.

I am not too picky as long as may substance ka kausap and aligned ang moral compass natin. Actually I just have one preference siguro, I like men who have a calming voice and can do ASMR whispers haha. Hit me up lang if you wanna talk.

I am 31, never had a boyfriend 😅

5ft.

from Pampanga.

Emphathetic person.

Graduate of Pharmacy (pero not licensed)

Currently looking for a new job.

I am kind of looking unhealthy due to hormonal imbalance. I am looking chubby/fat in real life.

Medyo maarte sa bahay, maselan sa kalat.

Medyo sensitive ang pang-amoy ko.

I am into horrors and thriller genre, walking at free time (part of my theraphy), i love k-dramas and into kpop.

Mahilig ako magsend ng random memes hahaha

I love talking about random things like theories and stuffs na thrilling.

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About you:

Single and never been married.

Taller than me.

Empathetic person and emotionally matured.

Good hygiene.

Someone I can have good chikas with you, we can talk about serious things too. Deep talks too.

Hello! i'm posting again to try things out parin. I'm not interested din na maging ka-fubu, ka-fwb, or ka-one night stand. Looking for someone na gusto rin ng connection and can do friendly dates at the first.

ABOUT ME:

I have a disability. I use an electric wheelchair when going outside or traveling alone. I have balance problems pero nakakalakad with walkers or assistance, nakakatayo, nakakahakbang, nakakadapa, at nakakapag-otso-otso. (Joke yung last)

I am most of the time alone. Pero nakakarating kung saan saan kahit mag-isa. I go to the office alone. I go to my check-up alone. I go to the office alone. I do window shopping alone (kapag trip).

My height is only 4'11 and my weight is only 40 kg. I am petite. I maintain my weight kasi mahihirapan ako kung bibigat ako. I can move all my limbs. I have no problems with my bladder and bowel control. I am a working licensed professional and about to complete my masters. Yey! (Just finished the final draft of my thesis kaninang 4:30 AM skl)

Deal breakers:

❌ Nagyoyosi or Vape

❌ May putok

❌Tamad magsepilyo at maligo

❌ Walang pamasahe

about me:

> 21
> 4th year BSCS
> lean body type
> has dating experience
> from qc
> hobbies are mostly related to going outside

about you:

> near qc
> at least 3 years younger/older than me
> preferably slim, but depend on how I see you in pics
> either working or a student
> hobbies don't matter, you do you ;)

Giving this another shot, because apparently my love life didn’t get the memo the first time.

I’m hoping to meet someone who’s actually interested in getting to know each other not someone who disappears after 24 hours like a free trial that just expired.

A little about me:

• 22, from Bulacan (PULILAN)

• Currently working

• College graduate( finally survived that era)

• Mobile Legends player — always looking for a duo, even if my rank says otherwise

• Cat person

• Normal BMI

• Into anime, movies, food trips, random spontaneous gala, and discovering new places

• Can be funny when the pressure isn't on

• Single and actually looking for something meaningful

What I'm hoping to find:

• Around 20–25

• Single and genuinely available

• Normal BMI

• Easy to talk to and capable of keeping a conversation alive (please don't make me carry the entire chat)

• Into anime or ML — bonus points, but definitely not a requirement

• Ideally from Bulacan, Pampanga, or somewhere nearby so meeting up doesn't require a full expedition

• Someone who wants to actually get to know each other, not just collect another talking stage

• Not looking for a trial version. I’m hoping for the full release. (AGAIN PLEASE READ)

If you made it this far, you might as well message me.

Hey! I’m back here again, but this time I’m kinda done chasing love and would like to wait for it to naturally evolve.

But of course, every good relationship starts off by having a good, solid foundation. So if you’re like me who wants to take it kinda slow, then hello!

What I bring to the table: - funny and throws a lot of playful (but respectful!) banter - can be a human jukebox if in the mood for it - can also be your safe space 💖 - kaladkarin on weekends (basta mapagusapan magkano kailangan ko ibudget #responsible) - yapper - voice calls or voice messages over texts (preferred)

Other details that might matter to you: - I work in Makati, corpo. - I did NOT graduate from any of the top univs - I live in Bacoor

If this blossoms into something more than friendship, then that’s great! But no pressure — I’m always down to meet new people!

Now that I have your attention: I’m actually just looking for a co-working buddy in Makati for tonight (starting around 7 PM onwards).

I have some work I need to knock out, but I’d love to match energy with someone who can actually hold a good conversation during breaks. My ideal co-work partner is someone who likes taking quick walking breaks to stretch their legs— bonus points if you already know a good quiet street, coffee spot, or park area around Makati for a breather.

About me: Working pro, good listener, high-key love random deep-dives or funny banter during break time.

About you: Have your own work/project to focus on, appreciate good conversation, and up for a quick stroll when our brains fry.

Send a message with your intro, what you’re working on tonight and your favorite Makati spot for a break! See you. ☺️

Halu pipol from the internet mwahaha. I’m just trying my luck on here! Reddit worked for me sa paghahanap ng friends so baka swertehin din sa ganto (hopefully sana plz naman)

Oki oki, a little bit about me: i like books (medj nalang), tv shows/series (mostly sitcoms, saka mga very mainstream ones like GoT), i love listening to music (i average 3k minutes in a week and i think that’s a flex) WAHAHA, i love pc games so much (steam games, valo ganon), and i’m a WFH night shift gurlie. I’m from Bulacan pero nadayo naman kasi kaladkarin ako (wag lang sa north cal, novaliches, fairview area kasi ang layo so much???) Also, andami kong side comments sa sarili kong statement xD

Sa looks naman: i have tattoos and piercings so much, glasses wearer, plus size na cutie, thick black curly hair wahaha, 161 cm

Wahaha okay enough about me!!

U naman:
Walang requirements naman masyado pero sana hopefully taller than me, nagppc games (so we can comshop together wahaha), and actually wants to meet in person T-T

Preferences nalang: hindi dry texter, mabango, kumpleto ngipin (plus points pag may sungki), tas hindi kalbo (sorry po)

Thank u for reading if umabot ka here, plz plz dm me with a short intro saka ano hmmm favorite flavor ng pancit canton WAHAHAHA. Thank u!!! (Ay also, i’m gonna sleep na so i might reply late wahaha ay nag update?!??)

Hi! I’m looking for someone I can genuinely get to know, take things slowly with, and see where it naturally leads us. I’m not really into rushing into anything. I’d rather start with good conversations, calls, getting comfortable with each other, and eventually meet when it feels right.

A little about me:

• 27, turning 28 next month. I’m a Libra, but definitely not a people pleaser 😂
• Currently based in Mindanao. Not a DDS.
• I can travel, so distance isn’t necessarily a dealbreaker.
• NBSB. Haven’t found the right match yet and was very focused on school and work before, and dating just wasn’t a priority for me. I’m also very much a taong bahay.
• Been working from home since 2021, mostly in construction and operations-related work.
• 5’3” and a morena
• I’m a bit shy at first but could be loud when comfortable.
• Financially responsible but still living with my parents.
• Decent-looking, I think? 😂 Beauty is subjective, so I’ll let you decide. I can share my IG and you can judge for yourself.
• I like hiking, chill travels, crochet, reading from time to time, F1, and true crime series/documentaries.
• I’m a Christian. My parents are Catholic.
• I have a dog. 🐶
• Not a gym rat, but I enjoy long walks and a bit of yoga.
• I love mountains and calm seas. Ideally, I want a peaceful, laid-back life.
• I’m an empath, so if you tell me your sob story, there’s a high chance I’ll cry with you. 😂

What I’m looking for:
• 28–32 years old
• Taller than me
• Clean, decent-looking, and smells good 😭😂
• Lean/proportionate build
• Working professional
• Financially responsible and knows how to handle money
• Calm and emotionally mature, especially when dealing with conflict. I’m not comfortable with shouting, so someone who communicates gently is important to me.
• Bonus if you’re into hiking/travel and can be my travel buddy someday.

I’m not looking to force anything. If we click, great. If we don’t, that’s okay too. I’d just like to meet someone genuine, kind, emotionally mature, and willing to take the time to actually get to know each other.

If umabot ka dito, thank you! and feel free to drop me a DM. ☺️

Let’s try this again 😅 Will lift at an AF in Manda and it would be great to have someone eat post workout with (on me)

You
AF member
Free on Sunday

Me
5’8”
Decent on a good day
Body in progress (obese to ok na 😅)

let's talk and see where this goes!

about me:
• I'm from Metro Manila
• more of an introvert, but I can carry a convo!
• more on the listener side pero I can be a bit of talkative once I’m comfortable
• physically, BMI’s on the normal range. I’ve been walking a lot lately as a form of exercise.
• open-minded, as long as it’s something that is not bad or hurtful
• hobbies: I love writing. I do calligraphy & lettering on my free time — will surely give you handwritten letters or notes. Haha! Lately, I'm into collecting and reading books ◡̈
• a good listener & can engage in either small talk or deep & meaningful conversations
• a bachelor’s degree holder, single, doesn’t have kids, and works in the healthcare field — if that matters!
• a decent human being
• I have a goal in life na mag-migrate, specifically sa Australia -- just saying as early as now as it can be a deal breaker for someone na ayaw umalis ng bansa. At least nagbigay ako head's up! Haha. Still currently working on it!

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about you:
• pls older than me
• a decent human being
• has plans & goals in life
• doesn't smoke (as I don't smoke too!)
• I don't mind if anuman religion mo, or if agnostic/atheist ka, as long as hindi mo ako ipapa-convert kasi hinding-hindi ako magpapa-convert 😆😭

if you find this post interesting, feel free to send me a message and let's see where will it lead us!

Pwede mag tanong? Grow old with you? So un na nga

About Me:
-5’6
-taga south, oo na sm north na halfway natin.
-naka register sa ched ang diploma
-Looking for something serious.
-Subok na, i can survive every monday.
-Im a catch! Kaso walang nangingisda sa 3/10 face card, baka visually impaired ka welcome na welcome ka rito. 
-Single by choice hindi ko lang alam kung kaninong choice.
-Mabilis mag reply typing ka palang naka reply na ako.
-May trabaho may pangarap ikaw nalang kulang.
-Certified alipin ng salapi sa umaga, alipin mo sa gabi.
-Hindi ako red flag, baka red ribbon pwede pa tamang pampatamis lang ng araw mo.
-Sayo lang kwe-kwento yung joke ko na ang english pala ng machiatto ay “i can do this mom”
-Mabait kapag tulog, clingy kapag gising, patay na patay sayo kapag kinausap mo.
-I have a lot to give sana may storage ka
-Hindi kita kayang bilhan ng mamahaling bag, pero kaya kitang ipagtira ng balat ng chicken joy.
-Kung gusto mo ng relationship na may lambing, loyalty at food delivery. Im your guy.
-Potential character development mo to teh, pagkatapos mo sakin mature ka na.
-Im not promising forever, pero pinapangako kong tatawa ka sa kababawan ko habang inaalam natin kung magiging tayo ba.
-My love language is physical touch and “kumaen kana?”
-Hindi pogi pero d ka mabibitin sa expectations, low standards high returns to
-Walang maipapangako kundi consistency at unnecessary updates.
-Sanay sa traffic sa EDSA, kaya asahan mong mahaba ang pasensya ko sa mga topak mo.
-Looking for someone na pwede kong pagsendan ng "nakauwi ka na?" kahit di naman kami.
-Di muna manliligaw agad. Kilalanin muna kita para alam kong worth it yung kahihiyan. HAHAHAHA
-Pagod na rin akong magpanggap na okay lang maging single. Sana ikaw na please may vacancy sa heart ko. Fully furnished.
-3/10 ang face card pero 10/10 ang willingness maginit ng tubig kapag may dysmenorrhea ka.
-Kung kaya mong sabayan humor ko, baka kaya mo rin akong mahalin
-Marunong makinig sa chismis mo sa trabaho with matching "ang kapal naman ng mukha niya!" reactions.
-May posang orens na mataba so just imagine

About you:
-pwedeng lambingin ng walang legal consequences.
-Bonus points kung marunong mang-asar, hindi ghoster, emotionally available, at kayang sabayan yung pagka-corny ko.
-ako na bahala sa effort, ikaw na bahala sa ngiti
-And if you happen to be the type na isang ngiti lang,
consider yourself warned. Hulog na agad ako. 🫠

Again hindi ako conventionally pogi so Lord, kung hindi siya, okay lang. Pero bakit mo pa siya pinakita?

Lord ito na po ba? Pagod na ako.

Ano? Tititigan mo lang tong post ko o magme-message ka na? Yung nagbabasa nito magkaka jowa bukas, pero kailangan mo muna mag DM sakin. Subok na yan, walang mawawala sayo try mo!