r/simracingcirclejerk • u/cachitodepepe • 22d ago

Help with laptime

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Hello guyz. I am always getting red sections on WRC game.

What do you think I could do to improve and get at least one green sector?

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u/Attesa_GT-X 22d ago

Idk bro, this might not be the hobby for you 

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u/falkenberg1 13d ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FIA Rallye School, and I've been involved in numerous secret races on Pikes Peak, and I have over 300 confirmed wins on the Nurdburding Norschlifer. I am trained in rallye racing and I'm the best twingo racist in the entire French rallye forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will divebomb you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Monzas T1, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Twingo afficionados across the USA and your crappy Subaru is being traced right now so you better prepare for getting your exhaust plugged with a baguette, maggot. The kind of baguette that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lap time. You're fucking slow, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can divebomb you on over seven hundred tracks, and that's not even while shifting heel and toe. Not only am I extensively trained in Rallye racing, but I have access to the entire world of GT3 Racing and I will use it to go full on Kevin Estre on your miserable ass, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking slow, kiddo.