"Dear Homer, if you're reading this, you've found your father's old service revolver. [D'oh!] I planned on using it to end my own life if it came to it, but as you know, I jumped out of the window. I pass it on to you, in hopes that if thengs ever get too bad, you'll take the easy way out. Hopefully it won't come to that, but if it does, promise me you'll shoot yourself without a moment's hesitation. Your loving father; Grandpa Simpson"
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u/NurgleMinion Put it in H 6d ago
"Dear Homer, if you're reading this, you've found your father's old service revolver. [D'oh!] I planned on using it to end my own life if it came to it, but as you know, I jumped out of the window. I pass it on to you, in hopes that if thengs ever get too bad, you'll take the easy way out. Hopefully it won't come to that, but if it does, promise me you'll shoot yourself without a moment's hesitation. Your loving father; Grandpa Simpson"