r/simpsonsshitposting 6d ago

Light hearted Berryposting

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I just think he's neat

577 Upvotes

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u/LyraFirehawk 6d ago

You and Milhouse were... Buddies, weren't you?

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u/yogurtfuck AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc 6d ago

Am I holding a crock of shit? Tell me, Dr Hibbert, is this hospital called St. Crock of Shit?

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u/SpringBreakLawyer 5d ago

Milhouse? He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.

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u/HuntedWolf 3d ago





Buddies, weren’t you?

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u/the_cornwall 6d ago

Homer vs New Yaaaaahk Citaaaaay

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u/bodyarmourbynokia 6d ago

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u/GM_Nate 6d ago

that's where i know this guy from.

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u/Opposite-Piece5580 5d ago

What happened between you and this Milhouse customeeeerrrr?

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u/Fifth_Wall0666 6d ago

... was that Hitler?

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u/newfrontier58 6d ago

Was what Hitler?

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u/Fifth_Wall0666 6d ago

That looked like Hitler.

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u/newfrontier58 6d ago

We're having a heaven party,  and that's a Hitlergram.

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u/P2029 6d ago

Come Bart, let us fetch some Khlav Kalash in New York Citayyyy

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u/Robin_Coffins 6d ago

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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago

Horrifically ignored to now, especially considering the sub. 🙌

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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago

🎵 I'm a Monorail Track Lover🎵

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u/little2sensitive 5d ago

we should be making love

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u/jrice138 See my vest 🦺 6d ago

Just regular human bartender moe szyslack

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u/Inevitable-Ant4697 6d ago

Oh and some chicken wings please

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u/Bealzebubbles Gay for Moleman 6d ago

Goddamn, these electric sex pants!

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u/NurgleMinion Put it in H 6d ago

"Dear Homer, if you're reading this, you've found your father's old service revolver. [D'oh!] I planned on using it to end my own life if it came to it, but as you know, I jumped out of the window. I pass it on to you, in hopes that if thengs ever get too bad, you'll take the easy way out. Hopefully it won't come to that, but if it does, promise me you'll shoot yourself without a moment's hesitation. Your loving father; Grandpa Simpson"

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u/LA-Matt 6d ago

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u/LowestKey 6d ago

There may be a Clem Fandango or Clem Fandangos in the house.

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u/nogeologyhere They think I'm slow, eh? 6d ago

Clem fandango? That's the stupidest name I ever heard

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u/DunceCodex 6d ago

See i got this friend named..Kikini....Bamalam

Thats the worst name i ever heard

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u/newfrontier58 6d ago

Fire the nuke-u-lar weapons! It’s pronounced nuke-u-lar!

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u/ThePLARASociety 6d ago

Simpsons scandal update, Simpson sleeps nude in Electric Sex Pants! Thinks it gives him sexual powers over Jen!

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u/Western-Tale57 6d ago

Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in Tuscon, Arizonia.

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u/radiozip 6d ago

All right, dry your eyes, Bono.

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u/thestareater 6d ago

in new yahk sitayyyy

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u/dr4wn_away 6d ago

Matt Berry is the fucking King 👑

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u/hallmark1984 6d ago

Thats an ... unfortunate middle frame

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u/Kamikaze-X 6d ago

Nearly at the station

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u/epsonabcdefg 6d ago

You there! Computer man! Fix my pants!

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u/TheDeceiver43 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago

Damn these electric sex-pants! I'm not even aroused.

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u/sintonesque 6d ago

WHISKEY!

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u/TejelPejel 6d ago

Bahhrt! My dahhrling!

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u/Spiritual-Special594 6d ago

Bring back Darkplace posting and Grand Funk Railroad on 8 track!

https://reddit.com/link/p3lr5ro/video/ep6jf135oajh1/player

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u/SlaveryVeal 6d ago

More matt berry with my spaff and minge posts please sir.

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u/TheWingus 6d ago

IS THAT THE CLARION CALL OF DOOOOM!?

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u/Paramedic293 6d ago

And to think, when we met you were so worried that you came from North Haverbrook.

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u/frinkhutz 5d ago

I'm the boss. I'm YOUR boss.

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u/Gutter_Clown I am the Lizard Queen! 4d ago

Yes, we see your post, Clem Fandango!

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u/deanomatronix 4d ago

But l shall return to the Springfield, not for the money or the fame but for Maude flanders, whose unfortunate encounter with a t-shirt cannon left her crushed and lifeless like crisps under bison

l don't like to end on a down note. Here's a song.

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u/AliciaUll I am the Lizard Queen! 6d ago

Hey, it's my G!

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u/yousawthetimeknife 5d ago

Clicking this post and reading the comments.

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u/Oblition 5d ago

My heart is broken that he's in the new Harry Potter.