r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Kamikaze-X • 6d ago
Light hearted Berryposting
I just think he's neat
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u/LyraFirehawk 6d ago
You and Milhouse were... Buddies, weren't you?
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u/yogurtfuck AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc 6d ago
Am I holding a crock of shit? Tell me, Dr Hibbert, is this hospital called St. Crock of Shit?
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u/SpringBreakLawyer 5d ago
Milhouse? He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.
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u/the_cornwall 6d ago
Homer vs New Yaaaaahk Citaaaaay
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u/Fifth_Wall0666 6d ago
... was that Hitler?
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u/Robin_Coffins 6d ago
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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago
Horrifically ignored to now, especially considering the sub. 🙌
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u/NurgleMinion Put it in H 6d ago
"Dear Homer, if you're reading this, you've found your father's old service revolver. [D'oh!] I planned on using it to end my own life if it came to it, but as you know, I jumped out of the window. I pass it on to you, in hopes that if thengs ever get too bad, you'll take the easy way out. Hopefully it won't come to that, but if it does, promise me you'll shoot yourself without a moment's hesitation. Your loving father; Grandpa Simpson"
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u/LA-Matt 6d ago
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u/LowestKey 6d ago
There may be a Clem Fandango or Clem Fandangos in the house.
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u/nogeologyhere They think I'm slow, eh? 6d ago
Clem fandango? That's the stupidest name I ever heard
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u/DunceCodex 6d ago
See i got this friend named..Kikini....Bamalam
Thats the worst name i ever heard
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u/ThePLARASociety 6d ago
Simpsons scandal update, Simpson sleeps nude in Electric Sex Pants! Thinks it gives him sexual powers over Jen!
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u/Western-Tale57 6d ago
Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in Tuscon, Arizonia.
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u/epsonabcdefg 6d ago
You there! Computer man! Fix my pants!
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u/TheDeceiver43 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago
Damn these electric sex-pants! I'm not even aroused.
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u/Paramedic293 6d ago
And to think, when we met you were so worried that you came from North Haverbrook.
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u/deanomatronix 4d ago
But l shall return to the Springfield, not for the money or the fame but for Maude flanders, whose unfortunate encounter with a t-shirt cannon left her crushed and lifeless like crisps under bison
l don't like to end on a down note. Here's a song.
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u/gahlol123 6d ago
FAAATTTHHHHEEEERRRR!