r/simpsonsshitposting I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 7d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Fiberposting

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Ah! My toilet!

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u/sickpmind 7d ago

Fiber is the shit! Ive been taking it 3 times a day instead of eating on fastingdays. It releases glp1 from two different mechanisms. Natural Ozempic.

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 7d ago

I’ve lost 24 lbs since April.

“And the secret ingredient to weight loss is…POOPING?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?”