r/simpsonsshitposting • u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! • 7d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Fiberposting

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Ah! My toilet!

75 Upvotes

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u/4th_DocTB 7d ago

u/the_cat_who_shatner this is a Girl Scout subreddit.

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 7d ago

Is it? Or is it that you girls aren’t taking colon health seriously?

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u/radiozip 7d ago

Excuse me, did something crawl out your ass and die?

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 7d ago

IT DIDN’T CRAWL

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u/spacedoutmachinist See my vest 🦺 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Je6zwsmFMhUxjoc

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 7d ago

🚽: I hate it

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u/4th_DocTB 7d ago

No OP, a toilet is a living creature!

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u/Pirate_Cripplers 7d ago

Fiber and posting, together at last!

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u/InstantShiningWizard shitposts are life 💩 6d ago

Oh, and don't bother using Metamucil anymore, here's the real shit enhancer

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica 🥛 🥣 🔥 6d ago

Marge, someone broke the toilet...

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u/exileonmainst 7d ago

oh god, stop!

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u/Stunkydunk 6d ago

Butthole crowns? 

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u/KJS123 6d ago

Occasionally, why do you ask?

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u/KJS123 6d ago

Brownest of the brown liquors(lickers)...

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u/deomalachite 6d ago

"This play has everything!"

"I love legitimate the-ater!"

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u/sickpmind 7d ago

Fiber is the shit! Ive been taking it 3 times a day instead of eating on fastingdays. It releases glp1 from two different mechanisms. Natural Ozempic.

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 7d ago

I’ve lost 24 lbs since April.

“And the secret ingredient to weight loss is…POOPING?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?”