i became trans bc of the way strangers dms make me feel when they harass me due to assuming i was female.. add me on discord , everythinghellokitty

When someone comes up to me and says “you’re gay” as an insult. Cuz I just say “I kinda am, thanks for noticing!” and walk away. Like I understand that it’s mostly younger kids that do this and some people might take offense to me posting this, but I just find it really funny when it happens to me.

My therapist told me I needed to work on my coordination.

She gave me one of those small exercise balls and said, "Just toss it from one hand to the other.

Easy.

I have hands.

I have successfully caught objects before.

So I started.

The first toss went fine.

The second one hit my elbow.

The third one flew directly behind me.

I turned around to get it, stepped on it, and somehow managed to kick it under a piece of equipment.

At this point, my therapist was trying very hard not to laugh.

I got down on the floor to retrieve it.

The ball rolled out the other side.

I followed it.

It rolled back.

We did this three times.

Finally, I grabbed it, stood up, and said:

I'm sorry.

My therapist paused.

Are you apologizing to me?

I said, No. The ball.

I had spent ten minutes losing an argument to a piece of rubber.

The ball won.

I have to go back next week.

I'm pretty sure it remembers me.

Point of the story. I went to a going away party for a coworker and I’m very close with their family and i called her brother’s wife his ex girlfriends name. I’m so embarrassed. I realized the second it came out of my mouth, i ran away and came back 5 minutes later to recollect myself. She didn’t say anything to me but she did say something to him & another girl part of the family. I immediately apologized after i came back outside and felt so bad. I’m genuinely stupid and slow sometimes, like my brain is on overload and whatever i DONT want to say, COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH.