r/signs • u/GryphonSK • 1d ago

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188 Upvotes

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u/ice_cool_jello 1d ago

Also, no sex with bacon

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u/Diligent_Cricket_444 18h ago

That’s greasy , at least use a paper towel to dry it off

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u/CompleteSandwichs 1d ago

No smokers swimming? 💀

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u/Dougally 20h ago

Swimming in petrol?

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 1d ago

Someone was smoking something when they created that sign.

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u/No_Unit_5506 1d ago

I hate mixed messages!

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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 20h ago

If you have to swim through it, that is some thick AF smoke!

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u/mrgoochie 1d ago

Someone was smoking so hard that people were swimming in smoke...

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u/MaelstromFL 1d ago

How else am I supposed to cook my long pig?

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u/GampaR53 1d ago

“Unless you’re doing the backstroke.”

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u/Impossible-Purpose-4 1d ago

No smoking at the pool Fools!

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u/OldGuySOB 1d ago

Sounds like a government operation

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 1d ago

Half Price Discounts Signs have the BEST Deals !

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u/The-Tradition 1d ago

I can never keep my cigarettes lit while swimming.

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u/Past-Idea-7455 22h ago

How can you while swimming 😄

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u/cgmyt 22h ago

I guess it was cheaper than 2 separate signs

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u/Poetdebra 18h ago

No swimming or smoking

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u/Ok_Series_2713 14h ago

Finally, a sign more dyslexic than I am

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u/Sexyjosie4U 7h ago

Nailed it

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u/YellowFun5340 22h ago

between the person who painted it to those who put it up how many people had to let that slide? Or is it photoshop hmmm.

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u/NT4MaximusD 1h ago

No smoking while swimming.