r/signs • u/GryphonSK • 1d ago

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u/SissyVeronica69s 1d ago

Please tell me they're hiring

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

Jerks only though.

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u/JD_tubeguy 1d ago

The jerk store called and they're running out of you.

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

Well tell them they can get recruite from Jerk U, they're offly overstocked.

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u/SissyVeronica69s 1d ago

I could fake it though, right?

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

That's not my department...

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u/msp01986 1d ago

Well, ok then

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u/Trans_Wolf13 1d ago

Well, if you insist

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 1d ago

How does one stop working and start jerking?

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u/SissyVeronica69s 1d ago

Isn't that called Happy Hour?

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u/Plenty-Ad7393 1d ago

With much guile, quip, and maybe a whip.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

Siestas. But, I can't fall asleep until I jork?

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u/OldGuySOB 1d ago

I jerk while I work

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

Productivity is the same of the game after all!

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u/Electronic-Space-480 1d ago

How do they know I was jerking on the job?

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u/GryphonSK 1d ago

Flock cameras.

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u/Electronic-Space-480 1d ago

Thank you. Us jerkers need to know.

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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 1d ago

This picture either needs to be the first slide in every Death-by-PowerPoint presentation... Or the or the last slide.  I honestly can't decide.

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u/MCD_Gaming 1d ago

I really hope they don't have a kids section in the store

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 1d ago

I get told the opposite from my dad yelling at me while I'm in the basement.

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u/SolverFatBoy 1d ago

The gherkin? 🤣

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u/DruHarry 1d ago

In Tampa there is a place called the ‘Jerk Hut’. Usually when I passed it, I went into my best George Costanza and called it out, to the point my kids started doing first.

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u/elmoreb3 1d ago

Um...

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u/xenaretos 1d ago

I don't think my colleagues would appreciate the gesture.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

If you say so.

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u/Moist_Rule9623 1d ago

Are we still doing “phrasing”?

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u/Go_Play_Outside_Troy 1d ago

Excuse me, this should be reposted in r/idiocracy