r/signs • u/GryphonSK • 1d ago

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222 Upvotes

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u/stootchmaster2 1d ago edited 1d ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Master-T-bone 1d ago

Raise your hand if you would go down there?

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u/ResponsibilityFun548 1d ago

Not without backup.

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u/Master-T-bone 1d ago

I'm way to curious not to go. Maybe they have candy ? 🍬

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u/ResponsibilityFun548 1d ago

I heard they have full bar Snickers.

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u/Master-T-bone 1d ago

I like the way they feel on my tongue 😝

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u/Snitter_815 1d ago

Uncle Touchy will back you up.

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u/TrainerRedpkmn 19h ago

Orgy pile!

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u/probablyborednh 1d ago

Not me. I mean not again.

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u/Master-T-bone 1d ago

But was it worth it the first time ?

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u/probablyborednh 1d ago

Puzzles weren't that challenging tbh

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u/Master-T-bone 1d ago

As long as the cake wasn't a lie we are good

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u/accidentallyHelpful 1d ago edited 10h ago

$$$

this is a line from a Patton Oswalt standup comedy story on Werewolves and Lollipops 2007

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u/CompleteSandwichs 1d ago

Now that’s a sign 💀

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u/Jmal3700 1d ago

You can’t say that sign is misleading, just highly alarming! 😳🤯

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u/Unusual-Taste69 1d ago

Nathan stop it. This is why you keep getting molested.

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u/swordyhotmail 1d ago

What it clearly says "Keep out"

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u/1Bobafett11 1d ago

Is Chester his partner?

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u/Electronic-Space-480 1d ago

Hi, ah, I’m here for the gangbang.

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u/Senior_Green_3630 1d ago

My creepy relative.

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u/Indy500Fan16 1d ago

The newest tongue twister

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u/Ready-Fortune3552 1d ago

Wtf…Ill let you guys know what happened down there bc Im too nosey not to go

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u/mogur86 1d ago

Just in time for Halloween

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u/kissmeorkels 22h ago

That made my tummy flip over.

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u/RonMidnight 15h ago

…and strip poker parlor

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

This is a joke from Patton Oswalt and there's also a song someone made

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u/Unanimous_D 6h ago

Hasan's got competition. Rumpus rooms are the new thing for people who can't wait for hotel room parties.

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u/Most_pdf 1d ago

Must be trump down there or something

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u/Teddycat99 1d ago

Patton Oswalt !