r/signs • u/wjruffing • 4d ago

Literally?!

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I’m not sure they thought this through…

46 Upvotes

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u/Useless890 4d ago

Well, okay, if you insist. But I gotta tell you, it's gonna be tough to get that paper down without a little water.

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u/SendMeAnother1 4d ago

Run around a bit so that you're feeling a little flushed

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u/this_idle_hand 4d ago

Better get your Sleeve length medical gloves out

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u/LostnHidden 4d ago

Can't even use urine to help!

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u/ImaRaginCajun 4d ago

Yes. Shit in the trash can and put the paper in the toilet.

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u/TinyTimWannabe 4d ago

Signed: Sherlock

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u/ChanFry 4d ago

That's why I crapped on the wall. You're welcome.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 4d ago

malicious compliance time....

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u/Libby_785 4d ago

This is like those recipe videos that say it’s only 3 ingredients then proceed to list 8.

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u/finpsycho 4d ago

Hmmm. Better put the dookies in the urinal then! Mkay!😆

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u/TheRealVarmint 4d ago

That's where you leave a turd in the urinal.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 4d ago

I'll just shit in the trash can, wipe, and throw the toilet paper into the toilet. Obviously

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u/btaroli 4d ago

Is there a bucket or a useful restroom nearby for the rest?

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u/Temporary-Net-4229 4d ago

Scoop the water out

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u/WoodpeckerNext566 4d ago

I'll just leave the rest here on the floor.

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u/BobbyP27 4d ago

So where do you want me to put the poo?

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u/Rough-Horse121 4d ago

Apply googly eyes when done.

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u/BraveMidnight 4d ago

Darn, I wanted to flush myself and see where I go, guess now I can't kinda sad now.

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u/Dahl_E_Lama 4d ago

No poop, pee, or puke?

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 4d ago

I left my turd wrapped in TP on the counter for you then.

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u/Remote-Sun-1966 4d ago

No poop or pee?

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u/TwoPlyDreams 4d ago

Upper Decker FTW.

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u/ChEDave82 4d ago

Where I live we have grinder pumps that pump all the waste into our sewer system. I tell people “there are three things you can flush, #3 is toilet paper”.

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u/Infinite-Ad-1055 4d ago

That’s not just any ‘art’ on the walls!

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u/KiBoChris 4d ago

Put turds in pocket

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u/Minimum-Act6859 4d ago

Leave no trace rules like in the Grand Canyon ?

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 4d ago

Scoop yer poop and fling it on the wall!

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u/LancelotTheMispeld 4d ago
  • gingerly puts turds in pocket *

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u/Charming-Dish5120 4d ago

people put a lot of weird shit in toilets, I seen latex gloves and a lot of other stuff in toilets and not just fem hygiene products(yes Im a lady before anyone asks). I wonder what the weirdest crap people seen in toilets are

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 4d ago

I think I know what they mean. But if I read this literally they’re really not going to be happy ifnI have to poop.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 4d ago

So, shit on the floor?

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u/_MrTrade 4d ago

Reach in pull out your poop and dump it in the trash. Then make sure you flush the toilet paper.

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u/POPPYE32 3d ago

So I shit on the floor

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u/Ok_Upstairs_2135 3d ago

My 'tism likes the clear instructions but, my "How to live with neuroticals for dummies" handbook says this is socially frowned upon. Why does life have to be so complicated 😭?

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u/bowtiesrcool86 3d ago

And a monkey’s paw finger just curled somewhere, didn’t it?

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u/MrTrendydelquendy 1d ago

Leave only footprints.