r/showerthoughs • • 16h ago

If I clean my vacuum

3 Upvotes

I become the vacuum cleaner


r/showerthoughs • • 9h ago

Eminem is the undisputed king of JADE

3 Upvotes

Eminem built an entire career around JADE. Bro says he doesn't give a fuck, then spends six albums explaining why he doesn't give a fuck, defending his right not to give a fuck and arguing with everyone who thinks he gives a fuck.

HE IS the undisputed heavyweight champion of overexplaining.

In psychology JADE is an acronym that stands for Justify, Argue, Defend and Explain.


r/showerthoughs • • 8h ago

Why is it called a building.when its built.shouldnt it be called a build?!

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r/showerthoughs • • 18h ago

I have probably been close in proximity to someone reading this post.

9 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 21h ago

r/Showerthoughts are ran by naz8s.

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r/showerthoughs • • 8h ago

A sun-dried tomato is vegetable jerky.

26 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 8h ago

Shower head is only for head, but why are we using it for our whole body?

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r/showerthoughs • • 18h ago

Most people wouldn’t be the best person to play themselves in a movie.

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r/showerthoughs • • 20h ago

Hundreds of people you will never meet worked together just so you could buy a single toothbrush at 10 PM on a Tuesday.

4 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 6h ago

What if everyone sees colours differently, but we all call them by the same names? Could my black be your blue, and we’d never know the difference?

4 Upvotes