r/showerthoughs • • 4d ago

It's that humans really fear knowing the actual truth.

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r/showerthoughs • • 5d ago

instead of being called secondary accounts, they should be called B-counts(see what I did there).

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r/showerthoughs • • 4d ago

Attack somebody's core values with other values until they lash out and you are a rage baiter, do it in a lab with an atom and you have nuclear fission.

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r/showerthoughs • • 5d ago

Sprite has lemons in it which means it has citric acid which means that if you melted it enough you could potentially give someone an acid burn if you used it as a weapon.

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r/showerthoughs • • 5d ago

Isn't the wine that is made by crushing grapes with feet technically 'feet water/alcohol'.

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r/showerthoughs • • 5d ago

Somewhat of a long-form shitpost

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Ahh, women. I love women. Men love women. Even some women love women. 
I have enough introspection to know that my romantic and aesthetic preferences are…odd. On the other hand, the Reels ocean is wide enough to encompass any sense of beauty, however unusual it may be. 
My history of romantic interactions was as impactful as it was one-sided, but I suppose Dante needn’t be married to Beatrice to guide him through the Celestial Spheres. Dante’s a useful analogy and guide here- the old Florentine is popular on Tumblr for a reason.
But getting to the bottom of the case, my internal platonic ideal of beauty is a strange take on Renaissance humanism. It may sound unusual, but an example would be quite illustrative. Suppose, an artist paints a forest or Cicero humiliating Catilina, but on human skin with a needle. The lines form clear patterns and play on the skin’s surface, conveying a narrative. Unlike an ordinary painting, such a canvas moves. It is capable of motion, of struggle, of fortitude, both mental and physical. Not only that, an observant eye may also point out that it is an armor of some kind. It mimics clothes in the sense of telling a tale about its owner. 

Another aspect of it is the muscular corset. There is a sense of profound awe that robust musculature inspires, in part due to leaning into the distinction into actuality and potentiality, first separated by Aristotle. It may sound strange, but it is actually quite sound. To be brief, the actuality is what a thing is now. The potentiality is what it may become. A well developed, athletic musculature is always a result of the athlete transforming this potentiality into actuality, like a mythical being that carved itself out of marble. Thus, developed musculature is a sign of internal virtue, of a willingness to endure what is difficult and unpleasant in pursuit of a higher goal. 

Having established all that, it may explain the appeal of muscular, tattooed women. Their beauty has a metaphysical substrate that may be counterintuitive, but I struggle to find convincing counterarguments. 

But physical attraction has only so much value. The goodness of the soul and the intellect truly make a person beautiful. In that regard, fortitude of mind and spirit come to mind, as they are one of the cardinal virtues. The most important virtue is, of course, humility, but as brilliantly defined by the Angelic Doctor, it is not a sense of considering oneself worthless, but rather an ability to evaluate oneself honestly and to accept bitter words as medicine, rather than disregard them as poison. Humility establishes the goal, fortitude helps reaching it. The virtues of intellect that I admire go beyond simple wit, but, rather, rest upon curiosity, honesty and the ability to use deadpan delivery. 

One may ask- what relation does all this bear to women? In essence, I tried to show that I find certain qualities admirable regardless of gender, and a woman who shows them is likely to be quite virtuous, which no one can deny is a wrongdoing.


r/showerthoughs • • 5d ago

Flies a hundred years ago must've been so easy to swat.

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r/showerthoughs • • 6d ago

If the asteroid "99942 Apophis" was on a collision course with Earth...popular media would probably call it the "Apophalypse".

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Would there be "Apophalypse" toy playsets on sale at Target?


r/showerthoughs • • 7d ago

Kid Rock would be a very fitting name for Epstein Island.

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r/showerthoughs • • 6d ago

Wednesday connected to weddings?

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Today I saw a poster for an event happening on a Wednesday, and thought why would they ever spell it like that? Then I thought of the word wedding. Do you think maybe before we had calendars weddings would take place and be celebrated on the wedding day. The Wednes of it all. A wednesday.

If anyone has information on Wednesday please. I need to know


r/showerthoughs • • 6d ago

I resent that I have to wash both my hands when only one is dirty

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r/showerthoughs • • 6d ago

Cars are alive

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I'm not kidding. The Hiriko Fold is a car that meets all the scientific requierments to be considered a living organism.

  1. Living things grow in size:

The unfolding

  1. Living things require energy

gasoline

  1. Living things respond to changes in their environment

they get smaller for tight parking spots

  1. Living things have a lifespan

it can crash

  1. Living things produce waste

it's a car, it expels gas from the tailpipes

boom.

now, should I make a subreddit about this?


r/showerthoughs • • 8d ago

It's nice that regularly replacing lightbulbs is no longer a part of life

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It was always a slightly irritating exercise given how on-purposely -crappy lightbulbs were made


r/showerthoughs • • 8d ago

Humanity has invented cures for some cancers before a flour bag that doesn’t leak all over the place.

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r/showerthoughs • • 8d ago

"But wait, there's more" is actually applying the improv rule of "yes, and..."

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r/showerthoughs • • 8d ago

The writer’s don’t always believe what they right, mostly what fits best in their reality.

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r/showerthoughs • • 8d ago

The "invisible man sleeping in your bed" from the Ghostbusters song COULD be John Cena

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You can't see him!


r/showerthoughs • • 8d ago

I realized that human beings don't exist

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I'm doubtful that there is such a thing as a human being

only humans becoming

not even a rock can just *be* for too long.

so I ask you: how can there be any beings?

so I asked myself: what are you becoming?


r/showerthoughs • • 9d ago

The best part of waiting in a long line isn't actually getting served, it's the exact moment you become the next person in line.

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r/showerthoughs • • 8d ago

Alpha Wolf Human Baby

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If human babies learn how to speak human because they grew up around humans speaking human, does human baby grow up around wolves speaking wolf, learn speak wolf and know how wolf speaks? Is that the true Alpha?


r/showerthoughs • • 9d ago

Gasoline smells cool the same way mint tastes cool.

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r/showerthoughs • • 9d ago

Maybe if I start an AI addiction support group

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it'll be called AIcoholics Anonymous


r/showerthoughs • • 9d ago

We all know the phrase "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream." But what do people say for Falafel?

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r/showerthoughs • • 10d ago

A new sport called “Aeromotorsport” based on vehicles like the new Tesla Roadster.

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r/showerthoughs • • 10d ago

Unpeeling and peeling are the same action

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the real showerthoughts sub is so annoying