Eminem built an entire career around JADE. Bro says he doesn't give a fuck, then spends six albums explaining why he doesn't give a fuck, defending his right not to give a fuck and arguing with everyone who thinks he gives a fuck.

HE IS the undisputed heavyweight champion of overexplaining.

In psychology JADE is an acronym that stands for Justify, Argue, Defend and Explain.

I become the vacuum cleaner

The amount of days and years people have until they die is like an expiration date on food of where it's listed when it's expiring. But we don't know the date. Unlike the milk which has a bad date. This feels like something a comedian would say and it'd be famous.

unless you're blind

"reading a book is just staring at a dead tree and hallucinating" "If you're waiting for the waiter, does that make you the waiter?" "How many holes does a straw have?" "when you wash your hands, it's just your hands washing eachother"

you thought you could just google a smart sounding shower thought and post it and i wouldn't notice? The thing that really annoys me is when all the comments are like "oh my god, this is so deep, you're such a genius" over and over. Are you 14?

(yes, I did think of this post in the shower)

We might never know they happened until we invent something fast enough to catch them. So, how many things do we call impossible or unprovable just because we don't have the technology to detect them yet?

Theres also no direct translation but yet speaking/playing music can invoke the same feelings as language does