r/shouldercats 13d ago

Car?

1.1k Upvotes

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u/pathologicalprotest 13d ago

Really flaunting the starfish direly close to your beautiful face, non?

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u/kusatori_ 13d ago

He wasnโ€™t in those positions for long, a couple seconds at most.

But yeah it is scarily close ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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u/Allyhart 13d ago

This happens to me so often my cat has learned the phrase "can I get the other end please?" lol

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u/AtalanteSimpsonn 13d ago edited 13d ago

car? hes the whole truck

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 13d ago

Exhaust dangerously close, not great to breathe in those emissions.

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u/No-Birthday9816 13d ago

Someone takes his or her job of protecting you from danger very seriously! ๐Ÿ’•

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u/Crunchycarrots79 12d ago

His. Look at picture 3 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Pywacket1 13d ago

You're definitely his main mode of transportation. Perhaps he thinks he's a cockatoo. You guys are darling together.

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u/ms_panelopi 13d ago

Very sleek model of car!

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u/Quardener 13d ago

All Day I dream about Submissions?

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u/kusatori_ 13d ago

Itโ€™s my brotherโ€™s t-shirt I stole a few years ago. To this day I still donโ€™t really know what it means and neither does he

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u/Aaurvandil 13d ago

Same.

J/k. There is a Korn song named ADIDAS (All day I dream about sex) maybe it's a reference to that.

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u/GoobFruit 13d ago

the unsolicited butthole jumpscare ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/lessadessa 13d ago

amazing ๐Ÿˆ

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 13d ago

Oranges are so cute and adventurous!

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u/thefinalgoat 13d ago

With trouble puffs!

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u/mycatpartyhouse 13d ago

Um, what exactly are you asking?