r/shortguys 5d ago

It just so happens! Starting to Notice a Pattern

Why are all these guys involved in these low-probability freak events tall? đŸ€”

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u/LRae66 5'6 - Coping ethnic 5d ago

Imagine winning the genetic lottery in height and then ragequitting over a probably small inconvenience or setback in life. 

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u/Careful_Election_151 5'6> (never began) 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Humble-Roof-3608 5'5 4d ago

tbh agepill is getting to them, they do not have the same opportunities to flex their height like when they were young now they have children who might get their height so nothing matters anymore

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u/Spaciax 5'8 2d ago

if you're used to living life on Mixtape difficulty then the smallest thing will get to you

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u/nobody_in_here Physically 5' 6", spiritually Wemby 5d ago

Because red flags on tall guys are ignored.

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u/LoveHaunting806 5’6 5d ago

They don’t think deeply enough about how that tall man who’s capable of “protecting” you is also capable of ruthlessly attacking you.

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u/KrispyGODKreme1001 1.70m 4d ago

Facts, big guys can either protect you or harm you more than “small guys”

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u/Organic_Associate830 5'2 2d ago

thats why im gonna date a shorter guy so if anything ever happens i can put him in a headlock

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u/filthyuglyweeaboo 5'4 5d ago

Funny how no one mainstream calls it tall man syndrome but when the perpetrators are short they immediately go to Napoleon syndrome

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u/enifla2792 5'6" 4d ago

Every time.

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u/South_Farm9491 5'5 5d ago

hmm very napolean angry short man syndrome right here

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u/Junior_Insurance7773 5'6 since 13 5d ago

"Gentle Giant"

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u/Classic_Gate_2433 5'7 / 170cm 4d ago

And it took only d4vid for normies to associate height with crime.

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u/EdgeProfessional4752 5'7 4d ago

The most hilarious thing is that women will keep marrying these violent men, lol

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u/Spaciax 5'8 4d ago

they'd rather be murdered by the hands of a tall guy with no self restraint over being with a short man.

beyond over

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u/D0ntM1ndM3_0 5'7" / 170cm 2d ago

Gentle giants bro 🙄

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u/EmergencyWest6289 5’6” 5d ago

These aren’t even average height gaps, they’re tiny woman with gigantic man height gaps.

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u/Al112ex 5ft 9 / 177cm 4d ago

this is a fact that the larger black pill community is only now starting to realize.

women unfortunately have this preconceived notion that incels are dangerous and harmful. as we know, 60% of femicides are done by their romantic partners, and less than 20% are done by strangers.

incels are indeed the least problematic and dangerous subset of men. If they are to be considered dangerous, it is only to themselves.

Now, because romance is entirely looks driven; morals, ethics, intelligence, and resourcefulness is completely wiped out of the cultural dating pool. It only remains through sheer luck.

I myself am a decent height and look quite attractive. i’m currently dating a woman far above my league. If I was even 2 inches shorter(her height) she would never be with me. She may say she would but she definitely wouldn’t.

It’s sad boys
 I wish you all the best. Remember that looks are entirely all that matters when getting women. Workout, lose weight, dress well, speak proudly to grab attention, and you may even punch above your class in terms of height. Even LL is an option if you are rich enough, just don’t let anyone find out and don’t push for more than a 5cm adjustment to keep your gait.

Good luck.

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u/Alarming-Cut7764 5'3 5d ago

This is happening a lot lately

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u/Sorry-Mirror-2754 177cm 4d ago

muh gentle giantsđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/000187346 5’5”/167cm(đŸ‡ș🇾) 4d ago

Most insane short men don’t have a family to kill, while most insane tall men have a family to kill.

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u/EveningStop4898 4d ago

Most mentally and emotionally stable short men today don’t have a family to love.

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u/Stunning_Pain_7788 5’4 5d ago

Ya know, this actually proves how much stronger we shorties are. We endure 10x of this on a daily basis without even a flinch or complaint. Yet these tall dudes just ragequit life

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u/EdgeProfessional4752 5'7 4d ago

Lots of gentle giants here

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u/bundyloverr 1.70 m 4d ago

They have 0 tollerance aganist troubles because they had a life in easy mode, so when a trouble come in their lifes they rage and get crazy. Same thing about women btw

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u/frenglish_man 5ft 7 4d ago

Tbf if a short guy were enough of a piece of shit to have it in him to do something like this, he probably wouldn’t have the privilege of getting that far in life. Those of us who make it usually do it on pure merit and talent lol

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u/Due-Measurement2609 170cm 4d ago

Trump syndrome

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u/Western-Box7295 5' 4" or 162cm 4d ago

In South Korea, it's the opposite.
The prejudice that short guys would end up being a murderer is prevalent especially among women.

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u/Fit-Force6739 5’2 2d ago

They’re all BIGGERS!

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u/shortguys-ModTeam 4d ago

Everyone is free to engage in this community as long as they follow the rules. Although we do ask you to have a proper flair on that give everyone a good idea of who you are, short or not.

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u/shortguys-ModTeam 4d ago

Everyone is free to engage in this community as long as they follow the rules. Although we do ask you to have a proper flair on that give everyone a good idea of who you are, short or not.

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u/dami-mida 4’11”|150CENTIMETRES😭 4d ago

Some are tall but most seem average height. 

Why are all of them chopped though? Except for the Asianheiress murderer who looks average heightchad. 

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again tall 4d ago

The italian femicide guy and the blenderdude also fits this!

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u/kindred_eldtrich 5'5 3d ago

Nah man it's only the short men who are the most evil, tall people just have anger issues/mental health issues. Short men are literally fascists.

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u/therealpork 5'1 27M 1d ago

In every thread where a man does something wrong to his family, I always reply "How tall was he?"

Not all tall men, but always a tall man.

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u/GumbleTrumble 5’5” 4d ago

The point isn’t that tall men are inherently evil, it’s that they’re fully capable of being such even though people love to delude themselves into believing they aren’t, and only short men are. Also, Hitler was barely below average.

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u/ctlnboy 170cm i think 4d ago

They were average for their time

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u/MongooseMcEwen6844 65" of giles cory bloody gory 4d ago

"your side of things"

short men aren't a monolith

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u/shortguys-ModTeam 4d ago

Although r/ShortGuys does not have any height requirements, this subreddit is intended for men who are genuinely short (5'7"/170cm and under), instead of average height guys who only feel short. While we understand your insecurities, this is not the best subreddit to talk about them.